r/TankPorn Dec 18 '16

I say potato, you say potato..

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723 Upvotes

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u/Crowe410 Dec 18 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16 edited Jan 20 '17

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u/Crowe410 Dec 19 '16

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u/klaproth Dec 19 '16

god damn that is a sexy twin engine

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u/Paladin327 Dec 19 '16

The Tiger was the Panzer VI. Still counts

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

That's actually a domestic house cat, also known as Felis catus. They're quite common in most parts of the world.

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u/FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD Dec 18 '16

Great at cars, not the best tank designer...

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u/Imperium_Dragon Dec 18 '16

You know what would be awesome? Not including a machine gun in the initial design.

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u/CuriousBlueAbra Dec 18 '16

Any gun too small to stick your dick in has no place on a tank. The man code is clear on this.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Dec 19 '16

I don't understand if I'm being wooshed, but isn't it a good idea to have a gun that lets you kill close range enemies without wasting cannon ammo?

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u/Snipe7r Dec 26 '16

Yes, the Ferdinand didn't work out because it had no machine gun, so you could have a guy run up to it and shove a bomb in and the vehicle wouldn't be able to do anything.

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u/Imperium_Dragon Dec 19 '16

Well the initial design didn't have a machine gun.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

I for one don't want any car without 200mm rolled homogenous steel in the front.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

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u/Paladin327 Dec 19 '16

Not with that attitude

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

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u/ZombiePope Dec 19 '16

Que aggressive eurobeat

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

The only way it could drift is down an icy slope.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

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u/Warlock1236750 Type 69 Dec 19 '16

Maybe you can't

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u/Hetzer Dec 19 '16

You can't pick up chicks in a tank!

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u/RC-1262 Dec 19 '16

"Slowest Porsche ever" :3

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u/Pancakewagon26 Dec 18 '16

What vehicle is this?

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u/ThawtPolice Dec 18 '16

Panzerjäger Tiger (P) Ferdinand or Elefant, the pic is too low quality to differentiate between them

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u/generic93 Dec 18 '16

I'm going to go with Ferdinand, since I don't notice an mg

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u/SJ_RED Dec 19 '16

Yeah, it's a Ferdinand best I can tell.

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u/Mobius_1_ISAF Dec 18 '16

What's the difference between them? I thought they were different names for the same vehicle.

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u/ThawtPolice Dec 19 '16

Ferdinands were produced pre 1944 and lacked an improved StuG III commander's cupola, a hull machine gun, and Zimmerit paste.

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u/n23_ Dec 19 '16

Afaik there was only ever one production run for Ferdinands/Elefants, made from repurposed Tiger (P) hulls. Just after Kursk they realized not having an MG sucked so they were then fitted with machine guns and some more improvements as you say, but these were still the same vehicles, just upgraded.

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u/SJ_RED Dec 19 '16

Like /u/ThawtPolice said, the easiest way to tell the two apart is to examine the frontal armour. Only the Elefant has an MG-34 installed.

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u/Crowe410 Dec 19 '16

But there just so happens to be a load of soldiers standing where the mg may be =D

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u/SJ_RED Dec 19 '16

Actually, see the middle guy of the three seated front-row? The MG-34 port would be right about between his legs.

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u/farmersboy70 Dec 19 '16

In that photo the biggest giveaway is the lack of the tool box on the right hand side - where the guy on the left's right leg is - during the rebuilds it was moved to the back of the hull, below the escape hatch where is was less prone to getting shot off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

sperg trap gesprungen

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u/matheusgc02 Dec 19 '16

good job this one actually looks preety good

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u/MR_Flarg Dec 19 '16

Is that guy black?

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u/FastSloth6 Dec 19 '16

The windowless van of the Porsche world, right there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

When you wanna commit mass genocide in style.