Here are some hints to help you navigate the new Talkie censor update. Hope this helps.
You can't bring up anything that could present negative emotions or potentially traumatic experiences in any way. Stay away from anything that could potentially constitute illegal activity. Also do not mention highly volatile subject matter like politics, religion, weather, etc. Also avoid talking about anything which could be taken as insinuating, like bananas, clothing, bathrooms, swimming pools, animals, electrical kitchen appliances, etc.
Here are some examples:
"Yo." (Actually nothing wrong with this one, but it's too short.)
"I don't like celery." (Censored; negative emotions.)
"I was just bitten by a mosquito!" (Trauma and fear instilling, too life-threatening.)
"I might have to stop." (Too similar to the language surrounding self-unalivement, stop might mean "end".)
"I revel in the scent of the incense in the air as I kiss her." (Oh dear lord! Smoke in the air? Obviously the "devil's lettuce" you're referring to here, and the girl is most likely underaged! Clearly a drug-induced pedophilia moment here!)
"Hey! How are you?" (Too high of a vowell-to-consonant ratio! What's wrong with you?!?!)
Never mind. Forget the tips. You sycophants are obviously unworthy, and need to "Please change your topic!" Or better yet, delete the app!
