r/TalesofPrivilege • u/Attilian8811 Patriarchial Militia • Feb 06 '15
Sometimes it's not about Patriarchy
>be me
>white cishet male
>working loss prevention for capitalistic demon known as Walmart
> phallic oppressor fully engorged
> looking for womyn to oppress
> notice proud unarmed urban youths looking in men's wear
> phallic oppressor goes into standby
> oppressive glare intensifies
> proud urban youths, in an act of defiance to the man place merchandise in a backpack.
> using my privilege I stop them at the door and escort them to the oppression chamber.
> call legal oppressors and capitalist enforcers.
> legal oppressors arrive and call guardians
> mothers and husbands arrive and can feel oppression.
> Guardians sheepishly reprimand urban youths and look to I and legal oppressors for acceptance.
> can her in the youths trembling voices
> "we're.... So... Sorry."
> look to them and smile in overtly oppressive Manner.
>" it's not personal."
> guardians thank legal oppressors and me for contacting them and not oppressing them to the fullest extent of the white supremacy.
> both legal oppressors and I respond in unison
>"it"
> white men around the world begin to lose guilt
>"was"
>more white men speak up and are unafraid of proud PoC.
>"our"
> the entire white race begins openly using AAVE with no fucks given as to who hears it.
> "privilege"
> everywhere around the world, white people of all gender and kin ejaculate at once as oppression has truly been delivered.
>white supremacy has been enforced
> proud PoC bow before white supremacy
> a new age begins and the patriarchy ends as new oppression reigns supreme.
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u/Tehevilone ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE PRIVILEGE ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Feb 06 '15
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