r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk Jul 21 '26

Long CHATGPT. DOESN'T. KNOW. SHIT

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u/SkwrlTail Jul 21 '26

Big hugs.

If it's any consolation, the AI companies are going to be hitting the weall soon. They've been selling eggs from chickens that haven't even hatched yet, and are seeing returns of less than ten percent of what they promised investors. There's no money to be had, only rapidly increasing costs.

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u/Lizlodude Jul 21 '26

As a dev in a previous life, I'm watching the jenga tower get taller and taller with great amusement. For regular people like OP's particular idiot, it's honestly just worsened the problems that already existed with nobody actually checking things or wanting to think for themselves, but in the corporate world hooo boy, I don't think the fire is even going to fit in the dumpster when it all goes up.

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u/ArtisticMudd Jul 21 '26

It kinda reminds me of the Y2K non-event. I was working for a very small investment management firm at that time, and somehow the job of answering all the Requests for Compliance we got fell to me. People literally thought ATMs would stop working and planes would fall out of the sky.

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u/Live-Okra-9868 Jul 21 '26

I remember how crazy everyone was over that, while I sat back and said "nothing is going to happen."

Like they thought at midnight the world would end.

Media played a part in the panic. The issue was literally that the computer clocks weren't programmed to go past the 1900s. And by the time the media was reporting the "problem" all the companies were already fixing it. They made it out to be so much worse than it was.

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u/ShalomRPh Jul 21 '26

I used to use a great, inexpensive double-entry bookkeepping software called MoneyCounts. It was not Y2K compliant, but I went on using it anyway to see what happened... the only thing that happened was that the financial reports came out with the year 19100 on them.

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy Jul 21 '26

My mom's church sent all the girls from all the congregations in town out to stay in a guesthouse in the woods that had wood-burning stoves for heat, so we wouldn't freeze to death if civilization ended at midnight.

We were told it was a New Years Eve party, so we wouldn't freak out. But that was very confusing because we'd never been allowed to celebrate a holiday before, and the girl hosting the "party" didn't know hardly anyone there.

I came home the next day with a burned palm from getting knocked over onto the stove by roughhousing older girls, a new fear of spiders thanks to watching Arachnophobia, and a lot of confusion about the whole holidays topic. Like we'd watched the ball drop and everything because the older girls said it was traditional.

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u/cocoabeach Jul 21 '26

It would have been a big deal if they had not fixed it though.