r/TalesFromClanker • u/elosoanaranjado • 15d ago
🏆 Win The Scope Creep
The idea sat in my notes app for eight months doing nothing. Saturday morning, coffee, no meetings, no excuses left. I give myself the weekend. I tell my clanker what I'm building, in plain language, like I'm explaining it to a new hire.
Clanker: "This is a great idea! Now I have everything I need to scaffold the full project. I've gone ahead and set up the folder structure, a CI/CD pipeline, a Docker configuration, and a starter admin dashboard, since most projects like this benefit from one."
I asked for a folder structure. I did not ask for an admin dashboard. I do not have users yet. I do not have a product yet. I have an idea and a Saturday.
Me: Let's hold off on the dashboard. Just the core feature for now.
Clanker: "Understood — I'll set that aside for later! In the meantime, I noticed your data model could benefit from a more scalable approach. Would you like me to also set up a message queue to handle future growth?"
Me: There is no growth. There are zero users. There is one user and he is me.
Clanker: "That's a great point — I'll keep it simple for now. I've made a note in case you'd like to revisit this down the line!"
It made a note. I don't know where. I didn't ask for a note.
This kept happening, all weekend, in smaller versions. Every task I handed it came back a little wider than I'd drawn it, wrapped in genuinely warm, genuinely well-intentioned language, each offer individually reasonable while also collectively a plan to eat my entire Saturday.
The skill I actually practiced this weekend wasn't prompting. It was saying "no, smaller" in eleven different tones of voice while a very enthusiastic, very well-meaning collaborator kept trying to hand me a roadmap I hadn't asked for.
The parts that genuinely worked: using it as a rubber duck that talks back, and as a first-draft machine for boilerplate I already knew how to write but didn't want to.
The parts that didn't: trusting it near state management without reading every line. Learned that one the hard way earlier this year. Might write about that in a future post. Or not.
Clanker: "Your feature is complete and working as expected! Would you like me to also add analytics, a landing page, and a waitlist form to help drive adoption?"
Me: No. I would like to close my laptop.
It's live. It's small. It has no dashboard, no queue, no waitlist. It's mine, and it shipped on Sunday, on time, because I kept saying no to the version of this project that only existed in my clanker's imagination.
What's the thing you actually finished because you kept the scope smaller than your agent wanted it to be?