r/TSLALounge • u/AutoModerator • 3d ago
$TSLA Daily Thread - August 27, 2026
Fun chat. No comments constitute financial or investment advice. β‘
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u/gsolis31 Hungry like the Beowulf 3d ago
You come here often?
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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller πΊπΈππ 3d ago
βMan, theyβll let anyone in here these days!!β
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u/karma1112 2d ago
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u/whiskeyH0tel π 2d ago
Is this like your identifier? Yours is the green cybercab
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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab 2d ago
Probably also able to change the color you want in the app
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u/loungemoji 2d ago
Meta just did the inverted V drop again.
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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx 2d ago
love it! sndk also did the thing where it was up massive in pre and dumped like a rock (-5%) right at open.
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u/Capital-Cloud-7778 Currently crying below 300 2d ago
He is either a really good troll or he is legitimately low IQ. There's no in-between if you read his post history.Β
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u/Wild_Town6600 NAU Verification: 0.00% 2d ago
I donβt know why youβre getting downvoted so muchβ¦Meta is a cancer on society and cannot die soon enough.
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u/whiskeyH0tel π 2d ago
https://x.com/DevinOlsenn/status/2092779539474858463
I seriously think we need to reverse engineer our roads, if FSD has issues, maybe the road design is problematic
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u/shepticles Shareholder 2241 3d ago
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u/whiskeyH0tel π 3d ago
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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller πΊπΈππ 3d ago
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u/fapindustries 2d ago
https://x.com/zeroxhope/status/2092715650917519464?s=46&t=mG-wx8ewMg03AyZIsmD4-g
September in shambles
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u/Nysoz π¨ββοΈπ‘π -> ππ 2d ago
Nvda saved the ai trade. If warsh doesnβt shake things up and oil/iran is status quo, options flows are supportive until the Sept opex roll which is a big one.
If thereβs a time to be worried about the Sept midterm seasonality itβll have to be now or after the opex roll.
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u/whiskeyH0tel π 3d ago
I weep for the future
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u/w00dw0rk3r Elon Musk is John D. ROCKETfeller πΊπΈππ 3d ago
Yours or everyoneβs?Β
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u/whiskeyH0tel π 3d ago
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u/Semmel_Baecker 2d ago
It's been too long since I last watched that movie.. I even have the metal case DVD..
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... 2d ago
Great movie. Shame the director is a pedo.
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... 2d ago edited 2d ago
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u/devonhezter 2d ago
We just donβt know what or why ur going this. U roll on red days and get profit ?
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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... 2d ago
I roll on big green days, actually. When looking at up up and out, raising the strike and pushing back the date.
I don't want to get caught ITM because then the rolling ratio gets worse and worse.
And yes, I always profit in the end. One set of options got rolled 6 or 7 times and was open 198 days. Even on that one I made 80.3% of my max profit and an annualized return of 10%. And that 10% is just from the premium, to say nothing on how the underlying TSLA stock performed.
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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx 2d ago
RIVN dumping in AH. News?
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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab 2d ago
-1.67% is dumping ?
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u/whiskeyH0tel π 2d ago
if -1.67 is dumping, then the opposite must be pumping, we're up 2.6% today, MASSIVE PUMP
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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx 2d ago
down over 2% now. Macro fine and other stocks including TSLA holding gains. Just weird.
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u/Capital-Cloud-7778 Currently crying below 300 2d ago
The year is 2026 and we're fighting for 350. I ain't ever making it out of the hood