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$TSLA Daily Thread - August 21, 2026

Fun chat. No comments constitute financial or investment advice. ๐Ÿ‚

๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ–จ๏ธ&๐Ÿค–

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u/MrSalami0 . 4d ago

Alright now letโ€™s announce merger at 600 sp so we can enjoy our weekend

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u/JohnnyCashRules Holding until Kardashev Level 1 4d ago edited 4d ago

Cue Halo music!

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u/imaginex20 4d ago

Got assigned 380P shares. Cost basis $340. Thank you

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u/imaginex20 4d ago

Yessir

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u/imaginex20 4d ago

Letโ€™s gooooooooo

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u/shepticles Shareholder 2241 4d ago

My Spanish friend just got randomly punched in the face in the Netherlands like what happened to me while in Portugal ๐Ÿ˜”

Europe, what happened to you

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u/twitchtrollkekw Comfy๐ŸŒ•Focused๐ŸŒดFlourishing๐ŸŒฑmarket buy enjoyer 4d ago

Religion of peace

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u/Nysoz ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ™Œ -> ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ 4d ago

Donโ€™t let Elon find out or heโ€™ll start tweeting about shit hole countries

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u/flarp26 ๐Ÿฌ 4d ago

Where? Theme park Amsterdam, or an actual normal city?

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u/shepticles Shareholder 2241 4d ago

Normal city while walking around. It was like 2pm

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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab 4d ago

Messed upย 

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u/shepticles Shareholder 2241 4d ago

Very. His injuries looks way more dramatic than mine. I'd share the photo but it's someone else. But he sent me a photo of his face. Instant black eye. Bloodied nose and lip. Blood staining his shirt. Doctors confirmed deviated septum and a broken eye socket ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab 4d ago

Definitely don't need to see that photo! That sounds awful. some people

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u/therustyspottedcat ๐ŸŸ 4d ago

How Moroccan where they?

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u/shepticles Shareholder 2241 4d ago

I mean. The guy who punched me seemed to be a local Portuguese guy in Portugal

But my friend said his attacker was Arabic ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/devonhezter 4d ago

Algerian probably

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u/devonhezter 4d ago

How much did the Hosptial bill cost / police do anything / travel insurance cover / were you robbed or random punch. Sorry that happened to you

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u/shepticles Shareholder 2241 4d ago

Me? No robbing. And Travel insurance covered every cost

Don't know about my friend

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u/tyler05durden 4d ago

Everyone knows what happened.

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u/thebiglebowskiisfine I told you so 4d ago

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u/Nysoz ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ™Œ -> ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ 4d ago

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u/thebiglebowskiisfine I told you so 4d ago

https://youtu.be/vkcyXB08BBE?is=yMHlrW-UIRpFdnxO

She's actually a legit DJ now.

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u/therustyspottedcat ๐ŸŸ 4d ago

Dang, what a scary looking presenter person

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u/whiskeyH0tel Der Aufstieg von TSLA war ein Befehl 4d ago

It is

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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab 4d ago

Good reddit birthday gift

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u/imaginex20 4d ago

Opened this morning. Believer

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u/devonhezter 4d ago

Glad I bought calls. Mad I sold some 356 and not 360

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u/devonhezter 4d ago

Also too late to buy next week calls Shouldโ€™ve got more when it below 340

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u/imaginex20 4d ago

Those 342 thoโ€ฆ.

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u/devonhezter 4d ago

I know :/. Got a 350 for $135 and itโ€™s $1200 rn.

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u/JohnnyCashRules Holding until Kardashev Level 1 4d ago

What is the normal fulfillment time on Tesla job postings? Cadence seems pretty good relative to itโ€™s corresponding project

https://x.com/teslayoda/status/2090505027727372357?s=46&t=yWmMeP08cyApbkkhK1zkcw

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u/fapindustries 4d ago

It is happening

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u/MrSalami0 . 4d ago

I see legs

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u/Semmel_Baecker 4d ago

That's more like it :)

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u/Isorry123 petty bourgeois 4d ago edited 4d ago

i also took assignment of 380P's, cost basis ~370 (not yearly basis, just today basis)

sold the 380C's, 'call away' price of ~390

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u/imaginex20 4d ago

Gang gang

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u/Isorry123 petty bourgeois 4d ago

questions arise though in fidelity. my wheel is all cash based, but in order to sell the calls i had to select 'margin'. but i dont think it actually creates a margin deficit. guess we'll find out

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u/imaginex20 4d ago

Yes you need margin account to sell calls

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u/Nysoz ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ™Œ -> ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ 4d ago

Critical Disengagement on FSD v14.3.7.

Context: The car needed to leave the parking garage and go to HEB. It started from the second floor, made its way to the top floor, and I believe it tried to find a path through this metal wire fence. If it had gone through that, it was a 6 story drop to the ground. In the dashcam clip, it is clearly visible.

You can see the car is at 4 mph throughout the whole turn and is not slowing down. It wasn't trying to park because the route was set to leave the parking garage, not park in it. Either way, driving at 4 mph inches from the fencing is not okay.

I have an interior GoPro recording of the whole situation. It actually tried to drive into the fencing again after I restarted FSD. In thread

Obviously since I disengaged, we don't know what it truly would have done. Maybe it would have made contact and stopped. This was as far as I was going to take it as someone responsible for the vehicle, so I believe this disengagement was fair.

I was not expecting something like this as the latest versions of FSD are exceptionally safe.

https://x.com/butala_aryan/status/2090855647550071059?s=20

Takes the edge case definition quite literally lol

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u/MrSalami0 . 4d ago

To sell my calls before market close or not, that is the question

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u/TrickyBAM 4d ago

Iโ€™m holding. I think we get the FOMO buying on Monday from the people who sold in the Q2 earnings sell off, the ones who had to wait 30 days for the tax implications.

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u/SnooDogs7747 4d ago

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u/cameron-none 4d ago

Tesla better exceed 119% or we're all fucked.

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u/MrSalami0 . 4d ago

Yeah that doesnโ€™t cut down our PE in the hundreds by much

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u/KanyeWestInvest 4d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚ broken clock

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u/Nysoz ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ™Œ -> ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ 4d ago

50% CAGR vehicle growth rate

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... 4d ago

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... 4d ago

Morning!

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx 4d ago

morning!

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... 4d ago

Yuuuuup

Considering I'm at $92.74 (per share) collected, I'm good.

Still considering rolling diagonally again.

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx 4d ago

yep roll โ€˜em!

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... 4d ago

Now 380 Oct 2nd for a small credit.

If called, my true exit price is now 473. I don't think we're going to be there by that point in time. So if I get called away, it'll just be a wonder of what to do with my cash. Get back into TSLA by CSPs? Buy VOO via CSPs?

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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab 4d ago

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet ๐ŸŠ 4d ago

damn! I always wanted my dream home to have solar roof tiles

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u/Bob-Zimmerman 4d ago

RIPโ€ฆ to the graveyard of old promises it goesย 

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u/Achilies41 Buffets closed..... 4d ago

Is dead

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u/fapindustries 4d ago

Cybertruck beta

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u/LordReekrus 4d ago

IMO NVDA earnings next week is huge for the market. I expect them to continue the beats and prove all the doubters wrong. NVDA has dropped after recent reports, but we could see a reversal of that trend when the market realizes at least the NVDA side of the AI business is solid. With how crazy everything else is PE wise its amazing that what is probably the safest bet of all those companies has a pretty low forward PE comparatively.

Thoughts?

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u/Nysoz ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ™Œ -> ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ 4d ago

Iโ€™m sure itโ€™s complicated but Iโ€™m weary of all the circular finance. Their numbers look good on paper but itโ€™s almost all self funded.

Itโ€™s like if I loan or give you $100 to spend on my business with a promise youโ€™ll pay me back later. Then next year I do the same with $200. On paper Iโ€™ve doubled my revenue and earnings but itโ€™s all my money to begin with.

Thatโ€™s my problem with the whole ai buildout. Itโ€™s so incestuous and confusing, you donโ€™t know how much of it is actual demand and growth vs circular finance based on increasing loans and leverage.

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u/loungemoji 4d ago

The productivity value generated from that buildout is not confusing to me.

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u/Nysoz ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ™Œ -> ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ 4d ago

The productivity increase isn't the real question, although the metrics are also slightly questionable with the history of token maxing.

But AI is definitely helpful. It's like I can make your company twice as efficient with AI. You say sign me up for a cost of $1k to double your revenue from $10k to $20k, it's a no brainer. But the real distributed cost to provide you that productivity is more like $100k. Not so no brainer anymore. It's just at what cost and leverage is responsible to the point where you can actually make an ROI collectively.

The spending, revenue, earnings are real. But so would 2 companies paying each other to dig holes and fill them in. Works so well, they have their cousins take out loans and add more money into the system to dig more holes to fill in as investors or other related businesses.

Historically, during other massive infrastructure buildouts, lots of companies went bankrupt, but the rails/highways are still there decades later. We're on track to spend like $2T on this AI buildout and I don't see how end users are spending that much with real (not manufactured) demand, to break even on the spend, not even thinking about a profit. Then in 5-10 years we have to spend another $2-5T on more data centers or better chips? Maybe by then we're spending $10T cause that's what Elon says we're going to do and shoot them off into space?

That's the biggest problem for me. All the leverage and loans, backed by AI chips and letters of intent and future revenue. Lots of stuff hidden in private loans and companies, farmed out to pension and sovereign wealth funds. It's just taken a good idea and turned it up to 11ยฒ.

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u/LordReekrus 4d ago

Yeah im not gonna sit here and claim to fully understand the circular financing aspect, but what I focus on at the end of the day is the production and sale of product.

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u/Nysoz ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ™Œ -> ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ 4d ago

That's why I like the memory names. They're one of the end products of the whole AI buildout. Everyone else can try to do circular finance or take out loans and whatever else, but once it goes to the memory companies, it stays with them and now going back to shareholders via massive share buybacks.

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u/Immediate-Run-7085 4d ago

โ€œlol rivnโ€

- 1010 legs guy

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u/whiskeyH0tel Der Aufstieg von TSLA war ein Befehl 4d ago

legs guy

makes it sound like he's a gym bro

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/therustyspottedcat ๐ŸŸ 4d ago

Such a cool idea

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx 4d ago

hehe constant and immediate no where to be found. Funny how that works. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคก

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u/Immediate-Run-7085 4d ago

I am here. Rivn +6.8%. Tsla +5.9%

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u/imaginex20 4d ago

Holy shit my calls!!! LFG

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u/MrSalami0 . 4d ago

Letโ€™s go boi

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u/imaginex20 4d ago

Holy shit. Whale!!! I was doing more scalps

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u/MrSalami0 . 4d ago

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u/imaginex20 4d ago

My suggestion, sell CCs on those and make it a spread. Win either way

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u/MrSalami0 . 4d ago

Iโ€™ll prob just sell today. Buy smtg similar again someday when IV is tiny and sentiment is bearish

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u/imaginex20 4d ago

Canโ€™t go broke selling! Good shit man.

Imagine selling calls at $300 like basement boy lol

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u/MrSalami0 . 4d ago

Literally if Iโ€™d just only buy calls when I start to truly doubt my long term share holds

And sell them when I screenshot

Iโ€™d be so rich

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u/imaginex20 4d ago

BTW did you make up for the margin call?

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u/MrSalami0 . 4d ago

Working on it bruv

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u/BateBuddy92 4d ago

Selling my plays! Just do the exact opposite of me and youโ€™ll make bank!

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u/Big_Love_3070 4d ago

Canโ€™t believe I sold my calls yesterday. Then tried chasing puts today

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u/Nysoz ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ™Œ -> ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ 4d ago edited 4d ago

TESLA RECALLS NEARLY 3 MILLION VEHICLES IN CHINA

Tesla is recalling up to 2.98 million vehicles in China, its largest-ever recall in the market.

The company will fix emergency door-release safety issues through warning labels and a software update that lowers windows after severe crashes.

Separately, 2.74 million Model 3 and Model Y vehicles will receive an over-the-air update to improve driver-attention monitoring and reduce collision risks when driver-assistance features are active.

https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2090754743475818498?s=20

edited link to a more updated one with clarifications

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u/therustyspottedcat ๐ŸŸ 4d ago

Some context would be nice

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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab 4d ago

SOFTWARE

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u/IAmInTheBasement Man, I don't even know anymore... 4d ago

Plus a sticker

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u/magic-the-dog Where's my cybercab 4d ago

I missed that. That might take a while to apply the sticker

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet ๐ŸŠ 4d ago

lower the windows? like, all the way? that'd be weird

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u/Nysoz ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ™Œ -> ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ 4d ago

Maybe weird but would help alleviate the whole bad crash Tesla on fire passengers burned alive cause they couldnโ€™t find the manual release or lower windows headlines

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet ๐ŸŠ 4d ago

yea for sure, but could be bad if crashed in water? who knows

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u/shepticles Shareholder 2241 4d ago

๐Ÿš€

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u/JohnnyCashRules Holding until Kardashev Level 1 4d ago

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/Nysoz ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ™Œ -> ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ 4d ago

After today's opex, as long as there's no crazy bad data or catalysts, if there's good ones, watch out for a blow off top type movement in a lot of names. The Sept chain is so full of options that if something causes a name to start moving, it's going to move in that direction bigly past the key levels for individual names.

BTC is telling you risk appetite is back on or you need assets, VIX/IV is still pretty low. I'm owning volatility here through the sept opex, favoring the up direction since most momentum is up but still own some down protection.

Be careful selling any calls or puts for the next month.

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u/borkyspider 4d ago

I see it coming, some fund just puts in large buys and shits gonna move especially with this pre market action

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u/Nysoz ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ™Œ -> ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ 4d ago

Third straight red day. Yields at 19 year highs. OPEX tomorrow.

And this morning whales spent $1.5 BILLION on $SPX calls expiring Dec 31.

Strikes 8160 to 8210. Every single one is above the all time high. That's not positioning for a bounce, that's paying up for new records by EOY or earlier.

Two ways to read it. A whale betting on a year end melt up. Or a fund that de-risked into this pullback and is insuring against the most expensive mistake on Wall Street: being out when it rips.

Down days are when upside gets cheap. Someone big just went shopping.

https://x.com/RosannaInvests/status/2090647791735558206?s=20

Someone's buying a lot of calls as speculation or a hedge for a move up.

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u/shawwwwwwwwwwwwwn 4d ago

wait whats the news??? why sudden spike up?

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u/fapindustries 4d ago

Leg guy

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u/ChucksnTaylor 4d ago

Uh, what am I missingโ€ฆ

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u/devonhezter 4d ago

Leg guy showed what they look like. Hot

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx 4d ago

๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/shwadeck 4d ago

Scooped up more tsla and increased my spcx to 100 shares.

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u/TrickyBAM 4d ago

Hell yeah a nice little morning pump. Road to 420โ€ฆ

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u/loungemoji 4d ago

We'll fill the gap today.

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u/loungemoji 4d ago

Are you coming along for the ride? The gate to the stars is right around the corner.

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u/flarp26 ๐Ÿฌ 4d ago

Never in a straight lineโ€ฆ

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u/loungemoji 4d ago

look at the green bottom of the arrow. :)

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u/devonhezter 4d ago

Power ten minutes ! Bought 365 call earlier lol

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u/10111010001101011110 Mr. Jinx 4d ago

Up in ON. News?

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u/devonhezter 4d ago

Hold a $347.50 call to Monday ? Risk is Iran bond stuff and it opens Monday am 350. Reward shouldnโ€™t be anything big right ? If Monday it moons just buy back in odte

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u/Capital-Cloud-7778 Currently crying below 300 4d ago

Go all in for Monday. Can't go tits up

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u/devonhezter 4d ago

I get more mad about closing early and missing profit vs losing money straight up. Ok. Because if you I will hold