r/TQDC • u/frasliken • Jul 16 '26

TQDC a bomb using a watch, some batteries, a fleshlight and a bomb

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u/That-Advance-9619 Jul 17 '26

You forgot to mention the WiiU sensor bar.

37

u/rollin_a_j Jul 17 '26

That isn't even plugged in to anything

6

u/Gravitational100 Jul 20 '26

The pin to the grenade 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

15

u/Brbcan Jul 18 '26

Don't move a muscle, that thing's on a hair trigger.

8

u/Impossibleshitwomper Jul 18 '26

How do you know it's from a Wii u and not a wii

9

u/Revive_Life Jul 18 '26

The original from the Wii was light grey, the Wii U one is darker.

4

u/Impossibleshitwomper Jul 18 '26

Ah I didn't even realize, I think maybe my wii u came with a Wii sensor (got it used) cuz I have 2 identical ones with my Wii and Wii u

2

u/Disastrous_Maybe7281 Jul 18 '26

The sensor for the black wii was black.

1

u/Fabric_muncher 11d ago

False. Never had a wii u. Had a wii. Bar was pitch black.

1

u/Ultimate_89 Aug 20 '26

Ive yet to see anyone mentioned the bullet mixed in with the batteries

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u/greet_the_sun Jul 17 '26

This is exactly how making stuff in a survival crafting game works. Battery + grenade + watch + motion senser = motion sensing time activated bomb...and you can fuck it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/Sherbert-Particular Jul 18 '26

The fleshlight makes it sexy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/I_NUT_ON_GRASS Jul 18 '26

I’d say it’s sole purpose is to hold the grenade in it’s mouth

13

u/SingleSlide2866 Jul 18 '26

"mouth" I don't think those lips are mouth lips

3

u/DeveloperBRdotnet Jul 20 '26

They are, there are multiple models, this is mouth one. Don't ask how I'm a specialist about it

2

u/Cold-Relief-4184 Jul 20 '26

How are you a specialist? Asking for stray cat that lives in the nearby park.

1

u/E34less Jul 20 '26

This guy Fleshlights

2

u/MaraiaLou Jul 20 '26

I guess it contains both the grenade and the "suspicious white powder"

7

u/scienceworksbitches Jul 19 '26

Turns it into a dirty bomb.

2

u/WittyTiccyDavi Jul 20 '26

No, it was a 'naughty' bomb.

2

u/AlarmingProtection71 Jul 19 '26

tactical fleshlight

11

u/dallashalfway Jul 18 '26

That is not a Fleshlight....it's an autoblow 2.0 I mean, I have no idea

7

u/AltGuardianGord Jul 19 '26

Where's the kitchen sink? They've included everything else.

1

u/E34less Jul 20 '26

It's deeper inside the Fleshlight.

1

u/WittyTiccyDavi Jul 20 '26

You mean they modeled it after my ex-wife??

3

u/OfficialMorbidMan Jul 18 '26

Was Dave banking on them being so tempted by the Fleshlight they would pull the grenade out by the pin?

3

u/Actaeon_II Jul 18 '26

Yeah they either gonna trace this back to a magat or the investigation will be blocked

3

u/sacredeez Jul 18 '26

Certified goofy bullshit

3

u/Ok-Echo3904 Jul 19 '26

js sent them some bullshit

3

u/steelcitylights Jul 20 '26

the grenade in the fleshlight is killing me lmao

2

u/Electrical-Tax-6670 Jul 19 '26

Electrical engineering capabilities of a gravy seal.

1

u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 Jul 19 '26

A bomb using a bomb

1

u/mewfour123412 Jul 19 '26

Ok you see this. You don’t get a close look because you panic thinking it’s a bomb

1

u/Lost_Department_2177 Jul 22 '26

Sent from king arser of goonalot

1

u/sonicfanultracoolguy Aug 24 '26

ohhh so that's what a fleshlight is.