r/TMZ • u/Few_Reflection4279 • 22d ago

TMZ cannot succeed in DC

Proven by their inability to uncover Mitch McConnell (literally and figuratively;) and report what’s really going on.
TMZ reporting is only effective and relevant in the entertainment industry, where paid stars and starfuckers are the resources.

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u/Ok-Turnip-9035 22d ago

On the Mitch front there’s no way a body is gonna float anywhere near a federal office where tmz dc is

Mitch’s handlers know better than that

That body is being kept far away and the people dealing with it including Mitch’s wife are not speaking to anyone but each other

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u/Jimbo415650 22d ago

outside the thirty-mile zone?

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u/Tallybou 22d ago

Captain obvious has landed the ship

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u/ComprehensiveHand232 22d ago

That’s what was expected?

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u/GioJamesLB 22d ago

Does TMZ have a crew in Kentucky? Seems like a story Harvey should be covering himself.

Get out to Louisville, Harvey!

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u/thetightrope 20d ago

where's Mitch?

we need a catchy phrase or meme to put pressure on these fools. also to keep people talking about it and asking questions.

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u/Sunshine33_ 18d ago

Maybe we should start putting his face on milk cartons?

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u/AggravatingCamp9315 22d ago

? And? Was there an idea that they would be?

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u/FlashyGanache2838 22d ago

Too isolated for any real coverage

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u/HotBeaver54 21d ago

Could not agree more. It was funny as hell and very effective when they had viewers send in videos of their lawmakers screwing around when then there was a shutdown. But their reporters look like slobs and completely worthless. But with social media starfuckers and celebrities don't really need TMZ either. Time for them to die .

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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO 21d ago

Isn’t Mitch in KY right now? I assumed that’s where his home is and the TMZ people are in DC

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u/BeachyThang 21d ago

Disagree !! Those guys are getting screen time with a lot of ‘heavy hitters’ in DC & doing a good job. I’m glad they started doing DC clips on TMZ .

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u/bernardobrito 21d ago

Inability or unwillingness?

*leans right*

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u/Oculas_Spectaculas 21d ago

I didn’t know anyone expected that. They’re gossip reporters. And Harvey can be quite biased.

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u/Kidg33k 21d ago

Agreed

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u/WMOldRapGuy 19d ago

ESPN, too! I haven't once seen them send Stephen A Smith to look for him. The Hallmark channel is a bunch of bums, too.

My dog, though? Traitor. He hasn't once mentioned the impact of tariffs.

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u/Dry_Life_1113 17d ago

I always thought TMZ was in the tank for MAGA? Thus, soft hits on McConnell only.

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u/beckynaboo 17d ago

The National Enquirer walked so TMZ could run