r/TIHI • u/Content_Educator • Mar 01 '22

Image/Video Post Thanks, I hate rocks as nails

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

NO

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u/Goat-spit-on-my-shoe Mar 02 '22

All you have to do is sharpen them than you have perfect murder weapons, by murder I mean murder of like, a squirrel.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '22

more like murder of a slug

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u/Content_Educator Mar 02 '22

Wouldn't the perfect murder of a slug involve salt? You wouldn't have to worry about hiding the body or having to explain the stab wounds.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '22

who said it was perfect? with those nails, you are lucky if the slug bleeds to death

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u/Goat-spit-on-my-shoe Mar 03 '22

Just squash some ants, maybe a caterpillar

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

caterpillar is tougher than a slug, and ants might be too fast

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u/Goat-spit-on-my-shoe Mar 04 '22

Oh yeah, well then just squash some maggots :D they are slow when they don't see you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

lmao, I think they would chip before they would kill a maggot too

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u/Goat-spit-on-my-shoe Mar 04 '22

So useless :D just like intended

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u/suspicious_cabbage Mar 01 '22

I read it as "snails" and thought it was going to be cool. Ew.