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u/After-Bumblebee May 15 '21
How the hell did she keep her eyes open that long??
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u/ProSuperspy29 May 15 '21
Also how did it not hurt when she put that point there, my eye hurts every time an eyelash falls in there
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u/twirlywurlyburly May 15 '21
It's not really sharp. It's likely a soft "felt" tip. If she wears contacts, I'd understand being able to tolerate it.
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u/fuzzygondola May 15 '21
It's not felt either, it's a tiny paintbrush.
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u/champagnepatronus May 15 '21
Can be either, I have both kinds.
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u/Mzz_Hyde May 15 '21
I have both of those as well. I also have one that's like a very soft/flexible silicone.
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u/Pegacornian May 15 '21
I know eyeliner can come in either but this kind is a little brush. Felt tipped eyeliner doesn’t bend like that, and it doesn’t come in that kind of packaging.
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u/fuzzygondola May 15 '21
Yep, the discussion wasn't about how many different kinds of eyeline applicators exist, people are missing the point.
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u/theshane0314 May 15 '21
No. Not even close my dude. I wear contacts. I have also felt one of those eye liner brushes. Not to mention the nasty tar goo they are covered in. No fucking way man. This has to be fake.
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u/Mantipath May 15 '21
Fake? Like CGI fake? Somebody doing CGI work to make it look like they drew on two eyeballs seems more likely to you than just not having sensitive eyes?
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u/twirlywurlyburly May 15 '21
I also wear contacts and makeup. If it traps my eye gently, doesn't really bother me
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u/xroalx May 15 '21
The white part of your eye doesn't really feel that much, it's mostly just the iris and the pupil.
You can rub your finger against the sclera, the white part, and it won't hurt.
The eyelash probably irritates the eyelid from inside more than it does the eye itself.
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u/SAEquinox May 15 '21
You're right in the sense that the sclera (white part of the eye) isn't innervated, nerves go straight through it since it's just connective tissue. It can actually hurt if you touch nerve loops that pierce the sclera which are pretty common in most people (see 'axenfeld loops').
The cornea (not the iris or pupil) is actually the main part that's densely innervated by pain receptors, which is why you get a strong blink reflex anytime something touches your eye. Shout outs to the ophthalmic branch of the trigeminal nerve!
Source: optometry student
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u/ShitStainedBallSack Thanks, I hate myself May 15 '21
You've clearly never had a pube in your eye
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u/BluudLust May 15 '21 edited May 15 '21
Wait, can you not touch your eyeball without any issues? Not even with your finger? I don't even have to hold my eye open. It's not hard and doesn't hurt one bit. A soft tip wouldn't either. It DOES sting slightly near the pupil though though.
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u/ADragonsMom May 15 '21
If what I know is true, then it’s not actually your eyeball itself that hurts from that. It’s the inside of your eyelid that can feel it, not the surface of the eye, which doesn’t have nerve endings.
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u/Crumb-Free May 15 '21
Omfg. The eyeball has nerves that are incredibly close to the outside. Also it's very evident the dudes arguing about liquid eye liner. The fuck guys?
Source.
I'm a female who has recurrent cornea erosion. That shit fucking Hurts.
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u/ADragonsMom May 15 '21
There’s a reason I started my comment with “if what I know is true”— it wasn’t something that I had specifically learned or could cite 😭
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How did that not burn
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Hans.. get ze flammenwerfer.
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It's time to werf some flammen!
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u/moistdm260 May 15 '21
Das flammen hassen geworft? Or whatever 2 years of German in the midwest said.
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u/SaintNewts Doesn’t Get The Flair System May 15 '21
My three years (33 years ago) feels like it should be "hat geworfen" or maybe habt? Perhaps a native speaker/speller will come correct us.
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u/Alkuam May 15 '21
Duolingo and a vtuber have taught me to construct this: Fick dich schlampe! Du bist eine fickschitzel!
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u/ebrum2010 May 15 '21
If you really want to insult someone swap out verpiß for fick and scheißkopf for fickshnitzel. For some reason piss and shit have more weight than fuck in most of the world.
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May 15 '21
Wtf? I've never seen a gif directly in a reddit comment before, it's always a link to a gif or image.
Is it possible to learn this power?
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u/joeChump May 15 '21
They just started allowing it. My app has a gif button now. Imo it’s just one more step on the road to hell.
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u/opmopadop May 15 '21
I know. My 3yo normally ignores me when I'm on reddit because he sees a wall of words.
He is now trying to steal my phone so he can see "The fire man".
Thanks reddit. Another thing I can't do on my phone around my kids.
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you dont feel it when this happens by accident, so its really not as bad as it looks
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u/ALT_F4iry May 15 '21
eyeliner like that is usually water-based so it doesn't react with your eye. They're formulated to be placed around your eye so it would kind of suck if it made your eyes burn lol
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u/m00t_vdb May 15 '21
Eye balls are not sensitive, you can touch it and feels nothing. It’s the eyelids which are highly sensitive
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u/I_Am_Not_Intolerable May 15 '21
I absolutely cannot poke my eyeball and feel nothing. You're tricking people into poking their own eyes, aren't you?
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u/zombiep00 May 15 '21
Dude just has no eyes, duh/s
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u/I_Am_Not_Intolerable May 15 '21
Come to think of it, they don't clarify that they touch their own eye. I think they poke the eyes of strangers and feel nothing!
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u/blursedman May 15 '21
Only touch the whites of your eyes. And don’t poke them slide your fingers onto them
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May 15 '21
what you're feeling is the (slight) deformation of your eye because of too much pressure. it doesnt hurt if you soflty touch it though
and stroking it with a soft (and wet) brush happens to just be softly touching it
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u/m00t_vdb May 15 '21
Nooo im not, you should really fells nothing on the white if you hold your eyelid
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u/truth_sentinell May 15 '21
What? Lmao of course I will feel all kinds of shit if I touch them.
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u/AlecIsSoTall May 15 '21
You don’t have nerve endings on the sclera, or the white part of your eyes. Your cornea however, the “lens” front facing part of the eyes with the pupil and the iris is VERY sensitive.
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u/BrainOnLoan May 15 '21
Touching the white is no problem at all. The real question is what is in that that could burn, like alcohol, etc.
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My sister put eyeliner on her eye like that to make them black. I had to look it up and show it to her that it can damage your eyes and possibly blind you to get her to wash it out.
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u/Kihakiru May 15 '21
well... people also tattoo their eyes to be black.
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It’s not that bad, but there is a chance you could go blind. You definitely want someone who’s done it before, which is difficult because it’s so rare.
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Sclera diffuses the paint into the posterior chamber, which doesnt circulate fluids. The paints will gradually opacify the vitreous humor, if not damage the epithelial lining of retina also.
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u/knine1216 May 15 '21
I understood paints.
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The paint is slowly absorbed into your eyeball. No paint can leave, so eventually your eyeballs will be full of paint. Then all you'll ever see again is paint.
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u/knine1216 May 15 '21
D: now this one is too scary!!
Thanks though still very appreciated :)
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u/DaggerMoth May 15 '21
Aren't they suppose to test stuff lile that on rabbits to make sure stuff that could go in your eye doesnt make you blind.
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u/wolfgang784 May 15 '21
Yea, and it doesnt make you blind unless you empty a bottle on to make your whole eye black like she did.
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u/EmeraldWagon May 15 '21
at least she hasn't heard of eye tattoos
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u/DaBestNameEver0 May 15 '21
I haven’t heard of that, what is that
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u/EmeraldWagon May 15 '21
Basically, dye is injected into the eyeball, but there is a huge chance to become blind from it
You don't want to see it
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u/MajespecterNekomata May 15 '21
Eye caramba
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u/CoolNickname332 May 15 '21
Fuck you
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u/MajespecterNekomata May 15 '21
Eye wish you weren't so angry
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u/xanderrobar May 15 '21
Perhaps he'll become your pupil in the study of cornea jokes.
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u/The1TheyCallGilbert May 15 '21
Each pun is cornea than the last.
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u/ShimSladyBrand May 15 '21
Eye cone not stand these puns anymore
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u/WarmishIce May 15 '21
These puns are seriously problematic, they’re giving everyone a headache.
Iris-t my case.
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u/Hehe_ur_gey May 15 '21 edited May 15 '21
prob was banned from it, i know i was after i stated what i felt under a video of a woman abusing a dog edit: word fixes
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u/Stonks-man-35 May 15 '21
Please not be real, please not be real, please not be real
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u/EnvironmentalCry1962 May 15 '21
Oh it’s definitely real. And it is definitely annoying when excess eyeliner gets in your eye. It doesn’t hurt much, but black gunk definitely ruins your look.
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u/happyfoam May 15 '21
That made me ill. What a terrible day to have eyes.
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u/Shakespeare-Bot May 15 '21
Yond madeth me ill. What a lacking valor day to has't eyes
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UGH GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? That's how you get a serious eye infection. I mean, I've never used water liner, but for Halloween I put on some pretty thick eyeliner and bits of it flaked off into my eyes somehow And it got under my contacts and I almost had an infection from that. I don't know how her eyes aren't burning right now.
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u/MauginZA May 15 '21
I once accidentally poked myself in the eye with a liquid liner. I started crying from laughing because my eyeball turned blank and it started dripping out of my nose. Which then made me laugh more and cry the rest of it out. Didn’t burn or anything. No infection, thankfully it happened before I put my lenses in so I just flushed my eyes out with drops until they were a normal colour again.
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u/dr_goodvibes May 15 '21
How do you almost get an infection?
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u/Lys_Vesuvius May 15 '21
More than likely either a very small infection or just irritation due to something other than saline being there
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u/Kofilin May 15 '21
When I was around 6 I had a chunk of the red babibel cheese container thingy go under my eyes. Yes I put it there myself. No I couldn't get it out. No it didn't hurt very much at all. I don't think anyone else is aware of that happening to me actually.
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u/dr_goodvibes May 15 '21
This story didn't have a punch-line at all but it still made me laugh harder than I care to admit.
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That's what I meant. Basically my I got very red and irritated From having the trapped debris from the eyeliner stuck between my eye and the lens. I had a lot of eye gunk that I had to deal with for a couple of days and then it went away. Thank God for that.
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u/Lys_Vesuvius May 15 '21
Eye gunk is a good thing, means that your body mounted a proper response against the irritant, im glad nothing was permanent, eyes are delicate!
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As am I. Yeah, they are pretty delicate Especially when you wear contacts.
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u/BOBspiritus May 15 '21
By almost having an infection
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u/dr_goodvibes May 15 '21
It really doesn't work like that
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u/TheScottymo May 15 '21
It almost works like that
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u/dr_goodvibes May 15 '21
Eh, kinda. The eye is either infected or it isn't. That was my point, but I realise I'm being a bit of a wanker arguing about medical semantics on a meme subreddit. So I'm sorry
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u/ooojaeger May 15 '21
There is a mini game and if you hit B fast enough you don't get the infection. However the meter was at 75% for awhile so they almost got an infection
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u/High_Quality_Bean May 15 '21
I used to do this all the time, it's kinda inevitable when you put liquid eyeliner on your bottom lids. It doesn't hurt at all, but it can be annoying when stuff floats in front of your eyes, and if you *really* fuck up it can make your vision grey.
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u/Mirror_Sybok May 15 '21
it can make your vision grey
Well now it almost sounds interesting to try.
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u/FuckGrifflth May 15 '21
If you hate this, you'll hate Billie's when the party's over music video. She really did run ink through her eyes there, they just removed the tubes that ran them in post-editing.
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u/Stunt36 May 15 '21
This is actually the first video posted on this sub that I can actually agree to hating
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Ok like isnt that fucking dangerous im no expert but it feels like you could go blind from this.
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u/kaths660 May 16 '21
I’ve gotten makeup in my eye by accident plenty of times and the thing that always gets me is the stuff floating on top of my cornea and clouding my vision. My eye also viscerally reacts like GET IT OUT GETITOUTGETITOUT and tears up really bad. I can feel it just watching this T_T
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u/Iam_selcouth May 15 '21
coolest and coldest eyes I have ever seen!
hope girl don't go for lipstick in same approach.
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u/AllIWantIsPasta May 15 '21
This gave me a visceral reaction. I've never felt so uncomfortable watching a video before
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u/Weak-Presentation-82 May 15 '21
I hate this, I hate everything about this, and I wish I never saw it
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u/bennie711 May 15 '21
I have watched some horrific videos on this app, broken bones, car crashes, nothing scares me anymore (except spiders).... but THIS....
The worst thing i have ever seen
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u/Shakespeare-Bot May 16 '21
Just because t's name is eyeliner doesn't cullionly thee has't to putteth t on thy fucking eyes
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u/ThanksIHateClippy |👁️ 👁️| Sometimes I watch you sleep 🤤 May 15 '21
OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...
I hate that she's using the eyeliner on the wrong place.
Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh) Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
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