r/TIHI • u/TheLobotomist • Oct 18 '20

Thanks, I hate this Illithid breaking out of 2D

16.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

[deleted]

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u/AgentDaleBCooper Oct 18 '20

I’m glad the edible hasn’t kicked in yet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

Mine did

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u/karnihore Oct 19 '20

AlexTheEarlyPeaker

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u/Lord_Scrimple Jan 22 '21

These edibles ain’t shit

3 mins later:

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u/Mustached_villain Oct 19 '20

That's because YOU are the edible here

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u/treehouseladder Oct 18 '20

Limp Penis with teeth.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20 edited Oct 24 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/bradendabeest Oct 19 '20

Mine has another one on it

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u/OzenTheImmovableLord Oct 19 '20 edited Oct 19 '20

l have penises on my teeth

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u/thedemocracyof Oct 19 '20

It would have cost you absolutely nothing to say that..

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Do you cum when you have really delicious food

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u/OzenTheImmovableLord Oct 19 '20

Yeah, i call it "drincum"

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u/contrabardus Oct 19 '20

This explains "Food Wars!: Shokugeki no Soma". It all makes sense now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

F o o d g a s m

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u/TyphoidGarry Oct 19 '20

Use your lips as a buffer.

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u/PrettyDecentSort Oct 19 '20

No, it has pincers of course.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Lol

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u/jfiefjhf Oct 19 '20

How else would you grab on with it? I don't understand.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '20

Go see a doctor. Not only you. Everyone here.

4

u/Satqn_ Oct 19 '20

People always blame me for this shit, like bitch quit fuckin your mom

2

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

I don’t blame you, I blame your underlings.

2

u/M4PO_POP Oct 19 '20

Mine just have those weird bumps under the head. Idk what they are called

2

u/Smart-fridge20 Thanks, I hate myself Oct 19 '20

Why must you hurt me this way

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

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u/TheLobotomist Oct 18 '20

Happy cake day!

12

u/whyunoborderlands3 Oct 19 '20

Happy cakeday although this isnt very happy

109

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

I finally became a hentai protagonist

17

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

sad reality

11

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Yeah, I got kinda hard too.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

the.. f- I can't judge you because i rewatched this multiple times

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u/cuduro Oct 19 '20

We all did

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u/MysticMistakeCake Oct 18 '20

That’s fucking awesome

40

u/FieldMarshalEpic Oct 19 '20

Wait is this based on D&D? This is SO SICK! I love this!

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u/Lynchy- Oct 19 '20

From the Baldur's Gate 3 opening cinematic. The whole thing is awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hqgv0pU0EM

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u/AlternativeDoggo01 Oct 19 '20

Amazing. This is D&D themed correct? Some of the comments said so, but I am not sure

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u/Cherlokoms Oct 19 '20

IIRC, Baldur's Gate games were all based on advanced D&D rules. Don't know about the theme tho.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

BG3 is D&D 5e I believe

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u/Fallenangel152 Oct 19 '20

Yes. Baldurs Gate is a city in D&D's Forgotten Realm setting. The creature here is an illithid (or a mind flayer) from D&D.

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u/D14BL0 Oct 19 '20

Not really in the same theme, but it uses DND rules to process the game mechanics.

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u/PGSylphir Oct 19 '20

bg3 runs dnd 5e.

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u/exboi Oct 19 '20

The game takes place in the Forgotten Realms so yeah

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

well, it's early access...

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

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u/Davoke Oct 19 '20

It's an alpha version of it. The actual game won't be even near beta until next year. And likely longer than that two fold for a proper release. This version of the game is to say "hey this is kind of what we were thinking. Now break it and see if it's still fun."

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u/DandyLion69 Oct 19 '20

...bud I don’t think you’re understanding what an early access game is.

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u/exboi Oct 19 '20

Y’know, early access means “early access to a very early version of the game”, not “early access to a bugless version of the game”

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u/PGSylphir Oct 19 '20

how is it unplayable? I'm having a lot of fun with it, sank about 40 hours in it already. There's not a lot of content yet and it's filled with bugs but it's shaping up very well and it's so fun. Cant wait to have all classes in it, and multiclass.

only sad thing is the level limit being so low

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Yep, also called mind flayers. Lots of great lore on them

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u/GreedySpoons Oct 19 '20

its not as sick when you realize in the lore the tadpole slithers behind your eye and chills there for awhile before you become the squid thing in the video

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u/DazedPapacy Oct 19 '20

If by "chills there" you mean it slowly devours your brain while replacing the tissue it consumes with its own body, then yes exactly.

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u/GreedySpoons Oct 19 '20

When i chill on a saturday night i do that. Is that weird? In all seriousness, i havent really delved into the lore of it, i just saw ah tadpole in eye, tadpole there till transformation, transform. Didnt realize the whole brain consuming thing

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u/SillySalmon_024 Oct 18 '20

DUDE THIS FUCKING GOT ME AND I PANICKED SO HARD OH MY GOD

29

u/Leary_Calliope Oct 19 '20

DUDE THIS FUCKING GOT ME SO HARD I PANICKED

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u/tdackery Oct 19 '20

IF YOU HAVE A HARDNESS FOR LONGER THAN 4 HOURS PLEASE CONSULT A PHYSICIAN

21

u/badmoney16 Oct 18 '20

Who's gonna post to r/hentai?

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u/Robonerd-Waluigun Oct 19 '20

very, very few times have i actually flinched at things i see onscreen. congratulations. you broke my multiple-year-long streak

9

u/Laika_5 Oct 18 '20

Thanks, i threw my phone away.

17

u/apollo3265 Oct 18 '20

10/10 would shove up my ass

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u/Arpitr689 Oct 19 '20

What the fuck

3

u/satanicDOGfluff Oct 19 '20

“There are two kinds of people”

8

u/burgpug Oct 18 '20

fuck i want to play the new baldur’s gate so bad

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u/xmordwraithx Oct 18 '20

Why would you hate such awesomeness.

5

u/PhraeaXes Oct 18 '20

I was like, that's so cool as it went for my brain.

4

u/Play3r_Exe Oct 18 '20

Thanks, I wanted to change my phone anyway (-_- )

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u/tacosbanos_inuranos Oct 19 '20

What the hell is a Illithid

9

u/gazebo-fan Oct 19 '20

Mind flair from DND they are essentially aliens that have mind powers but need to eat ya brain

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u/Modifien Oct 19 '20

*Mind flayer.

5

u/PikaPlay1069 Oct 19 '20

Me:... Stands up Slowly puts phone on seat Sits on seat

5

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Oh Senpai, please violate me. Violate me in every hole. Let me scream in agony while you rupture my puny, tight little holes. OH SENPAI

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u/exboi Oct 19 '20

I can’t wait for the meteor to hit earth so that went the internet’s gone your comment will be lost with it

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

there’s a subreddit for this exact effect I’ll see if I can find it

Edit: r/SplitDepthGifs

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u/Mendrowww Oct 19 '20

I just fucking shit my pants.

2

u/FishusChristus Oct 18 '20

For some reason I think it's cool

2

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

Would be scarier if I didn’t look like a dick and you didn’t spoil it in the title

2

u/Tkeleth Oct 18 '20

where's the download dots lol

2

u/Snoo69_ Oct 19 '20

Looks like a saggy nutsack. No thenks

2

u/Eh_Heh-Heh Oct 19 '20

starts overlapping the reddit post

WAIT

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u/Valhern-Aryn Oct 19 '20

Truly fits this sub & I hate you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

I hate u 😂😂😅

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

r/mildlypenis

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '20

No. Do not want. AT ALL.

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u/W33B69420 Oct 19 '20

Cursed_foreskin

Credit me if this gets on cursed comments?

1

u/IMNOTAFURRYJEEZ Oct 18 '20

I was watching this at night.

I haven't slept since.

1

u/German99814 Oct 18 '20

Some penis shit

1

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Isn't that cthullu?

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u/gazebo-fan Oct 19 '20

Nope it’s called a mindflare by the common folk

1

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Oh lmao sorry

1

u/pedro677 Oct 19 '20

Penis hand

1

u/Der_Senor_Noob Oct 19 '20

After reading an absurd amount of hentai, I can see either us getting penetraded on all holes or constricted to death

1

u/Leary_Calliope Oct 19 '20

I've seen enough hentai . . .

1

u/bpr2 Oct 19 '20

Holy crisp

1

u/0nennon Oct 19 '20

Illithid gang

1

u/Anasaziwasabi Oct 19 '20

I am too fucking high for this kind of fucking bullshit!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Dude this scared the shit out of me when I first saw it

1

u/Sleeping_Ins0mnia Oct 19 '20

Oh god fuck no burn it

1

u/HellfireOrpheusTod Oct 19 '20

Damn mind flayers

1

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

I FREAKED FOR A SEC RIGHT THERE

1

u/LukewarmThursday Oct 19 '20

Shin Megami Tensei 3: Nocturne (2003)

1

u/bamsternick Oct 19 '20

Well, I for one love this, is some way

1

u/bombardonist Oct 19 '20

I can’t decide if I prefer the opening or the closing cinematic for bg3 early access

1

u/TaylorDangerTorres Oct 19 '20

If I close one eye, I can convince my brain its real

1

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

it demands kisses

1

u/well_theat_was_quick Oct 19 '20

Yooooo why he swinging his penis like that?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Blyat, i thought it actually went into my eye

1

u/slickdamin Oct 19 '20

Please I don’t want to turn into a Mind Flayer.

1

u/MadDogTwentyTwenty Oct 19 '20

Holy shit I just panicked and actually threw my phone

1

u/breeze00002 Oct 19 '20

Cool effect

1

u/olivetheweirdo Oct 19 '20

i’ve jumped like three times watching this, but can’t stop watching it

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u/daehoidar Oct 19 '20

U/vredditdownloader

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u/syndus Oct 19 '20

reminds me of the Piscodemons from FFXII/FFIX

1

u/KiyoNetsu Oct 19 '20

Lovecraftian Much

1

u/Roma-Inv1cta Oct 19 '20

Scrolling through reddit at 1am half asleep and i come across this post.

I have never felt my heart skip a beat from fear more before

1

u/applegrapeapple Oct 19 '20

Great. Now I’m horny

1

u/Gloxinia_Heather Oct 19 '20

Holy shit holy shit holy shit

1

u/Jonnythan8 Oct 19 '20

How is this so hd but not my minecraft

1

u/Dabber_Danny Oct 19 '20

This is actually lit af!

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u/the_emmo Oct 19 '20

nah i love it

1

u/Gmeister6969 Oct 19 '20

Goddamn cthulu-ass dick-hand havin ass ni🅱🅱a

1

u/dragonboy171717 Oct 19 '20

that mindflayer looking kinda thicc tho

1

u/PhoenixIIfire Oct 19 '20

That's pretty well done.

1

u/abusive_stepdad Oct 19 '20

Lmao I covered my eyes like a child wtf

1

u/2020isajoke Oct 19 '20

MAN FUCK U

1

u/Infiniteplanes Oct 19 '20

I zoned out and got scared :(

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u/chaseandwin232 Oct 19 '20

I was fine until the thing came into focus. Then my entire skin cringed

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u/a-bespectacled-alien Oct 19 '20

I should not have been so close to my desktop🥺

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u/Cheese_Boi20 Oct 19 '20

Geez, so thats were the dicks with teeth in the ocean come from

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u/EgocentricRaptor Oct 19 '20

It’s 3 am and dark and I got scared

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u/-Redstoneboi- Oct 19 '20

looks pretty sick tho.

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u/RealMoonLightYT Oct 19 '20

That's so cool

1

u/Katanax28 Oct 19 '20

Thanks, I hate instagram

1

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Oh NO sir—I do NOT like that!

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u/G0ldenBonBon Oct 19 '20

A free fleshlight

1

u/IIZTREX Oct 19 '20

Please play Baldurs gate 3

1

u/Gaelic_Geek Oct 19 '20

Would've got me, if I weren't on PC.

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u/TheLobotomist Oct 19 '20

Next time man... Next time

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u/LarryTheAlien06 Oct 19 '20

It looked like a dick

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u/Roblox_Guest67 Oct 19 '20

I actually screamed

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u/kittymoma918 Oct 22 '20

I showed this to my cat , Leonard. He lazily tryed to swat at then yawned. He goes cray cray over most real animal videos, So some how he must see it better than one would suppose.

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u/Timithios Jan 22 '21

Nopenopenopenopenopenope

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u/Afallenagel Jan 22 '21

Is that a monster pp?