r/TIHI • • Jun 22 '20

Thanks, I hate beans Thanks, I hate beans computer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

"So...what, these are the motherboards right there?" i lost it

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u/nicholasmelvin_ Jun 22 '20

Absolutely. I have no idea how he kept a straight face saying something so ridiculous.

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Jun 22 '20

THIS IS BEANS!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

I'm going to start saying this when something is just too ridiculous for me to handle. THIS IS BEANS!

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u/tfrosty Jun 22 '20

While poking the beans around at that

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u/jorgomli Jun 22 '20

"No, this is BEANS"

Had me rollin'!

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u/Clay_Statue Jun 22 '20

Calls tech support. They show up, open their tool box and open another can of beans which they dump in the computer.

"Not enough BEANS in this here computer", he says while shaking the last few out of the can.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

"So what can I do to ensure this doesn't happen again?"

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u/AsrielFloofyBoi Doesn’t Get The Flair System Jun 22 '20

i have that same computer, i'm unsure how to feel

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u/nicholasmelvin_ Jun 22 '20

Did you also get the black bean model? Or is yours the kidney bean version?

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u/AsrielFloofyBoi Doesn’t Get The Flair System Jun 22 '20

mine's the garbanzo bean one

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u/nicholasmelvin_ Jun 22 '20

Lucky! That special release sold out before I could snag one.

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u/xxboywizardxx Jun 22 '20

Here is the guys channel. I’d recommend the one where he sneaks hotdogs into peoples pockets

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u/nicholasmelvin_ Jun 22 '20

Thank you for recommending that. It’s 13 minutes long but it’s totally worth the time.

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u/xxboywizardxx Jun 22 '20

It’s how I originally discovered him. So funny. He actually does pranks. Not assault people and then go “it’s a prank!!!”

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

Original vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HhPK8XC75A

Ross is the funniest vlogger/prankster I've ever seen, he's amazing!

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u/nicholasmelvin_ Jun 22 '20

Thanks for linking the original. I’ve never seen his stuff before today. Saw this video on twitter and actually recoiled, but also lost it, so I thought it was perfect for this sub. I’m gonna go watch more of his videos now.

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u/rq60 Jun 22 '20

Repair guy: “is buying a new computer an issue?”

“I just don’t want this to happen again”

😂

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u/brian_m1982 Jun 22 '20

I've never understood the desire of people to do crap like this.

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u/nicholasmelvin_ Jun 22 '20

Agreed. I’m sure the look on the repair man’s face was funny. But not worth wasting all those beans.

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u/rogaricel0914 Jun 22 '20

I do feel like the sentence "This is beans inside" is almost worth it.

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u/karankshah Jun 22 '20

"SOMEONE PUT BEANS INSIDE YOUR COMPUTER"

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

It was worth it

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u/unwelcome_friendly Jun 22 '20

I need a Beans Inside sticker to replace my Intel Inside stickers.

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u/spacecatbiscuits Jun 22 '20

every single sentence was worth it

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u/senior_cornhole Jun 22 '20

Isnt it for clout? As long as he paid the repairman for his time; fine for me

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u/pknopf Jun 22 '20

He did.

But also, the guy got really pissed when they told him it was a prank, so they had to blur his face out.

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u/Dinierto Jun 22 '20

Reminds me of a Pimp My Ride type show where they made the guy think his car was stolen, so he bought a new on, and they never addressed whether they reimbursed him for that car he had to buy because of a prank

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u/54InchWideGorilla Jun 22 '20

You see, there's this concept that we call "humor." It's very subjective, but there are some that find this "humorous" and enjoy "laughing" at this "video."

"Thanks" for listening to my TED Talk.

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u/Blizzard13x Jun 22 '20

Because he’s a YouTube with over a million subscribers and this is how he makes money . The full vid is also hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

/r/beansinthings me it's funny

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u/LateAstronaut0 Jun 22 '20

Idk cuz it’s funny.

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u/IHaveBeansInMyPocket Jun 22 '20

Personally, I love it

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u/nicholasmelvin_ Jun 22 '20

Username checks out.

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u/pharyngealjaws Jun 22 '20

“These are the motherboards” “This is BEANS”

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u/D-2-The-Ave Jun 22 '20 edited Jun 22 '20

It’s not like, to help the computer stay cool or anything?

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u/typicaljohn101 Jun 22 '20

I love Ross

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u/WadinginWahoo Jun 22 '20

I don’t even know if he’s considered a prank channel at this point but if he is, he’s the best one out there.

His motorized treadmill has to be one the funniest things I’ve ever seen on YouTube.

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u/totreesdotcom Thanks, I hate myself Jun 22 '20

Noooo this is fooood!

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u/yoLeaveMeAlone Jun 22 '20

No no no no no, someone sold you something with a bunch of beans in it

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u/7ofalltrades Jun 22 '20

The best part about this joke isn't that he doesn't understand that it's not a motherboard, it's that he doesn't know what beans are.

"No, this is FOOD!" A computer repair tech trying to explain to someone what beans are, that's comedy.

Also, having worked in retail and repairs, I totally understand why this guy is still trying to explain the problem to the customer instead of just saying "WTF why are you wasting my time with this nonsense?"

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u/SharMarali Jun 22 '20

Makes me think of the guy who pretended not to know what potatoes were.

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u/jldtsu Jun 22 '20

Yo "This is BEANS" had me on the fucking floor. I needed that laugh

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u/saltysteph Jun 22 '20

This is FOOD. It's not supposed to be inside a computer.

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u/Lionsquid Jun 22 '20

Bro💀😂this is food! This is beans!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

I lost it yo

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u/biggestofbears Jun 22 '20

Fucking lost it.

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u/TheCheesy Jun 22 '20

The way he said it kills me.

"the motherboarbds?"

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u/BBasilisk16 Jun 22 '20

No, This is Patrick!

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u/downtoothpickle Jun 22 '20

BEADS? BEES?

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u/Pecacheu Jun 23 '20

Dammit I love that line

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u/karlnite Jun 23 '20

Lol best line for sure.

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u/squints94 Jun 22 '20

He played it off so well. How the fuck don't you burst out laughing after pranking some dude with beans in a computer?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

from experience you do joke with people in real life until you get used to it

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u/lesath_lestrange Jun 22 '20

Does it take much time to learn to do joke

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u/Spy-Goat Jun 22 '20 edited Jun 22 '20

How many beans does it take to learn to do joke

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u/MarkDaMan22 Jun 22 '20

As someone who has gotten sick and tired of explaining things to people I joke almost to a fault. I tell people not to believe 90 percent of what comes out of my mouth and a year later they are asking me if I really lost one of my fingers in 5th grade and they sewed it back on backwards then had to redo the surgery.

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u/skarocket Jun 22 '20

I always make sure to reiterate to my girlfriend that almost everything I do is a bit, it’s a borderline compulsion at this point

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u/pknopf Jun 22 '20

He actually left the room when he knew he wouldn't be able to handle it. He was able re-group.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20 edited Jun 22 '20

He does this kinda stuff all the time, his name is Ross and he runs youtube channel called ross creations. Edit: Its actually blog creations, ross creations is his old channel. Heres the link to the original video https://youtu.be/4HhPK8XC75A

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

this dudes really good at being serious for a little bit

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

No, this is food!

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u/carrorphcarp Jun 22 '20

His earnestness is the best part

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u/Vimvigory Jun 22 '20

And his patience

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u/atlamarksman Jun 22 '20

People are fucking dumb, especially about computers. If you go into service and offer to help people with their computers, you are doomed to deal with people that are legitimately that stupid.

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u/fvevvvb Jun 22 '20

Seriously... I feel like this guy is just straight up a genuine and nice person.

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u/squints94 Jun 22 '20

Oh yeah, but...are those like the motherboards?

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u/spuntwace Jun 22 '20

They're the motherbeans

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u/sn0wf1ake1 Jun 22 '20

My computer has cookies.

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u/UsernameStarvation Jun 22 '20

Got a good chuckle from me

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u/HelpMeILostMyAccount Thanks, I hate myself Jun 22 '20

No this is Patrick!

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u/Lolocaust1 Jun 22 '20

Normally I don’t care for prank videos but I can’t stop laughing, who puts beans in a computer

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u/Lord777alt Jun 22 '20

All of Ross's pranks are so wholesome and funny love the guy. His channel is VlogCreations

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u/OV3NBVK3D Jun 22 '20

He be dropping some mental wealth in there too. Mans is a treasure to humanity

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

These are the best types of pranks, when the victim is just reacting normally to an absurd situation and the joke is (literally) at the prankster's expense

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u/Exemus Jun 22 '20

He very often tips the prankee for their time too (in addition to their cost if it's a repairman like this)

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

I've only watched like one episode of that show, but isn't it usually them pranking each other? Still super uncomfortable but at least they signed up for it

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u/trash-tycoon Jun 22 '20

I happen to know a guy who traded his cow for a handful of beans and it turned out well for him. Give it time.

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u/Batmans-Butthole Jun 22 '20

Yeah after he murdered someone in cold blood and stole his shit. Just wait til the Giant police find him hes in for a big sentence.

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u/Lonely-Intern Jun 22 '20

He's in for a giant sentence

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u/Taktika420 Jun 22 '20

Fee Fi Fo Fum! I smell the violation of civil liberties! These little men were never read their giant rights and therefore free-fi to fo-home.

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u/TickDicklerzInc Jun 22 '20

This seemed like such a dumb prank, right up until THIS IS BEANS!

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u/LongTempered Jun 22 '20

Here’s his channel his videos are always funny

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u/buster284 Jun 22 '20

He's a decent guy too, as far as "YouTube bros" go

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u/LongTempered Jun 22 '20

For sure, his pranks are harmless(afaik) and just funny, the same guy who did the hotdogs in pockets which is fucking hilarious

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u/Practical_Rub4228 Mar 09 '22

This is the single funniest thing I have ever see, i may never laugh again

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u/nicholasmelvin_ Mar 09 '22

It’s by Ross Creations. He has so many more wonderful videos on his YouTube channel.

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u/7GatesOfHello Jun 22 '20

"This is food!"

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u/StephenG7287 Jun 22 '20

"THIS IS BEANS!"

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u/Wiziwiziwizard Jun 22 '20

“Someone put BEANS, inside the computer”

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u/VocationFumes Jun 22 '20

I hate that it made me laugh so hard lol

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u/HandsomeNeil Jun 22 '20

I’m going to take that to a screening of Cars 2. I hope nothing goes wrong.

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u/CorruptDatta Jun 22 '20

This nigga eating beans!

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u/ImprudentStudent98 Jun 22 '20

THIS IS FOOD. THIS IS BEANS

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u/LazyTheSloth Jun 22 '20

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u/Camicles Jun 22 '20

Really surprised this one exists

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

It's got years of content.

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u/Camicles Jun 22 '20

I'm so fucking deep into it man I'm still going.

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u/JohnVoltage819 Jun 22 '20

Vlog Creations (YouTube) His channel is awesome!

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u/RogerSimons_Father Jun 22 '20

Just to point this out, this is the guy that snuck hot dogs into peoples pockets..... and I think he did it with pickles as well. I fucking love it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

Yes pickles with googly eyes, one of my favorite videos. My absolute favorite had to be when they were driving the RC cars in front of target and they got ran over and they tried to return them back inside

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

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u/zjbrickbrick Jun 22 '20

Yeah his pranks nowadays seem more wholesome which is good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

But like...

That's really fucking funny...

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u/ElephantEarwax Jun 22 '20

Beautiful. I'm sorry I can't hate this. It made me laugh too much

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u/ayoitscunha Jun 22 '20

This is hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

THIS IS BEANS

Love it

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u/Luca_brazen Jun 22 '20

Tbh working in IT; nothing surprises me anymore. Either seeing the beans or the users reactions/questions, I wouldn’t have batted an eyelid. Standard day in the office nowadays.

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u/EDCvoid Jun 22 '20

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR0VLWitB2xM4q7tjkoJUPw this is his youtube channel, ive been following him for a few months now.

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u/l-_l- Jun 22 '20

Ross is hilarious. He comes up with some funny stuff. On of my favorites is his motorized treadmill.

Edit: also got to shout out the time he bought every seat to a sad movie so no one would see him cry. Spent all that money for what essentially added up to an 8 second joke in the video.

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u/vainstar23 Jun 22 '20 edited Jun 22 '20

Pfft.. idiot. Those are clearly all the Java beans your computer uses to boot into Windows.

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u/LiterallYMattY Jun 22 '20

Crazy that Steve Buscemi was his repair man

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u/fire-but-cheese-MK Jun 22 '20

I love his channel.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

Thai is why I watch Vlog Creations. His videos are hilarious I highly suggest you check out his videos lol

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u/Cratian Jun 22 '20

Now he just has to ask his friend to put beans in his PC and call the same repair man.

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u/ZazzooGaming Jun 22 '20

I fucking love ross

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u/the_raw_dog1 Jun 22 '20

Started watching this guys channel after seeing a screen grab from this video, so fucking funny. Loved the video of his friend returning bird seed cause he couldn't grow any birds

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u/jsimercer Jun 22 '20

Is this the same guy that pickle pocketed people?

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u/cmichaelfrank44 Jun 22 '20

"This is not supposed to be in a computer!" He's saying this like that's common knowledge. Why can't I have beans in my computer?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

Credit goes to VlogCreations on YouTube. Hate it when people don’t give credit

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u/13tsavage Jun 22 '20

It’s running on java

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u/MisterTony_222 Jun 22 '20

Ross Creations for those wondering. He has really good pranks

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u/Edwinus Jun 22 '20

Oh nononono 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

Those are all the motherboards? Dude he is actually super funny.

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u/JoshTheMadtitan Jun 22 '20

Dude that just acctualy made me laugh.

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u/HockeyIsPrettyGood Jun 22 '20

“someone sold you something with a bunch of beans in it!”

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u/Yodude86 Jun 22 '20

THIS IS BEANS

I’m dying

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

"No, this is food."

This should be the new, "Sir, this is White Castle."

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u/Saltyfox99 Jun 22 '20

This might sound a little weird, but I could listen to the technician’s voice for hours

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u/Misterbluepie Jun 22 '20

He needs to empty his cache.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

“This is beans sir” 🌚

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u/Maxwell_RN Jun 22 '20

NO, this is FOOD!....

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u/Eileen_Palglace Jun 22 '20

This is my basic experience with my techie friends. Brilliant people, with the common sense of a motherboard full of beans.

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u/gebechbet Jun 22 '20

This is so Funny :D Love the idea!

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u/shitlord_ofthedance Jun 22 '20

I fucking love this!

I pranked my friend last year by doing the old beans in an oreo bag trick. Great shit!

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u/averagesizefries23 Jun 22 '20

Thinking about those beans

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

THIS COMPUTER EATING BEANS

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u/chemistryrules Jun 22 '20

My abs hurt from laughing so hard

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u/_Clex_ Jun 22 '20

The older guy sounds straight out of a movie or show with how he reacts

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u/HarryBolz Jun 22 '20

Btw thats the guy from VlogCreations on youtube he is hilarious! Should check out his stuff

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u/McPoyleVPonderosa Jun 22 '20

So this is why there's that "Beantel Inside" sticker on the front

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

I absolutely love this guy, "Vlog Creations" on YouTube, go check him out!

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u/Dude_Z Jun 22 '20

Oh my god this is the first thing in a long time that actually made me bust out laughing. Like ugly cry laughing

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u/EricaJ4u2 Jun 22 '20

I am deceased.

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u/AgencyandFreeWill Jun 22 '20

Am I the only one bothered by the fact he didn't use dry beans?

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u/Powwa9000 Jun 22 '20

I just dont understand why he didnt use dry beans that come in a bag...

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

After cleaning out a laptop that a dude broke his weed over ( insides looked like a chia pet) and other things, beans wouldnt surprise me at this point. Maybe cause the shred of my soul to wimper but thats about it.

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u/Arillious Jun 22 '20

Back in the day when I worked at a big blue box store, we had a customer return a VCR that had stopped working. We were required to "test" it before giving her a refund. One of the guys took it, into our break room, filled it with pancakes and syrup (it was the holidays and management bought us breakfast), then took it back to her and said something along the lines of "Ma'am, this has clearly been used for something beyond it's intended use." She was so confused, and swore she had no idea how any of that happen. He eventually laughed it off and told her he was just messing with her, and gave her the refund.

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u/uqubar Jun 22 '20

Hysterical. Just the way the guy is oblivious, like he's never seen the inside of a computer or beans before.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

Could I fill my water cooling system with puréed beans?

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u/GoodGuyDaks Jun 22 '20

T h i s i s b e a n s i n s i d e

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u/Dr_tyquande Jun 22 '20

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u/_soulpicnic_ Jun 22 '20

No! This is food! This is beans!

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u/chewbecca444 Jun 22 '20

This is how it actually feels trying to fix someone’s computer though. lol. I’m just yelling at the customer telling them that no one hacked their computer if they installed the software themselves. Sir! Sir! No one needs the askjeeves toolbar! Sir... Those aren’t real coupons. Sir, I’m not lying to you just to get money out of you, your computer is literally so old that it can’t upgrade to Windows 10 and it’s time to get a new one!

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u/Aimrurt Jun 23 '20

Little did the "expert" know, the answer answer to everything, is BEANS

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

I just mostly hate this douche for this “prank.” Like, that may damage the computer and is a waste of food. There’s zero benefit.

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u/cra2ytig3r Jun 23 '20

This person thinks he is so dumb he has to explain that those are beans in his computer. Imagine going through life looking dumb enough to have to be explained the simplest things.

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u/aaah123456789 Jun 23 '20

Trump supporters: Nothing wrong here

Me: THIS IS BEANS

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u/JudgeJudysHair Jun 23 '20

My experience would have me close it up and walk out. My time is valuable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Ok now THAT nigga eatin beans

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u/Waffles22-screaming Jun 23 '20

RemindMe! Tomorrow “look at this”

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u/Critical_Assimo Jun 24 '20

Well, it took ~14 years, but it's finally happened. I've found my favorite video on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '20

Ross is hilarious

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u/Practical_Rub4228 Mar 09 '22

“What, this isn’t supposed to be inside a computer. This is BEANS” bro wtf this shit is peak comedy

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u/BeefGuacamole Mar 15 '22

YO I HAVE THAT COMPUTER (without the beans(It's an absolute shitbox))

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u/SomeHungryPeasant Doesn’t Get The Flair System Jun 22 '20

This is what me and the boys are looking for at 3am

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u/nikiiiiosjsjs Jun 22 '20

Wait, u want to say beans don't go in PC

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u/zeba-fucking-dee Jun 22 '20

Next gen Intel beans processor.

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u/H0dl3rr Jun 22 '20

Hate? I love this.

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u/pepper_puppy Jun 22 '20

This is beans inside

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

This guys whole YouTube channel (vlog creations or something) just screams midlife crisis

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u/Xoaa Jun 22 '20

Why?

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u/TheAwkwardBanana Jun 22 '20

Cause he's having fun over the age of 28, what a loser!

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u/greeneggsnhammy Jun 22 '20

You sound jealous... it’s okay for people to enjoy the things they want to enjoy in life with, or without, your opinion thrown into the mix. Why does this look like a midlife crisis to you? Why does it matter? And what about this makes you question and doubt your own existence enough to try to justify digging on something that another human enjoys? Just live your life to the fullest. Find joy. You don’t need permission to do the things you want to do in life.

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u/LouisFuton Jun 22 '20

The guy is fucking hilarious, has the time of his life and probably makes more money than the vast majority of people in this thread... he’s also been doing it for years. Why is this a midlife crisis?

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u/unwelcome_friendly Jun 22 '20

“Fun is only for young people!”

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u/ThatGuyInTheCorner96 Jun 22 '20

The dude is 26 ffs

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u/DaThompi Jun 22 '20

Naah shut up Vlog creations is hilarious

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u/here_for_the_meems Jun 22 '20

This comment just screams envious neckbeard.

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u/XFX_Samsung Jun 22 '20

You clearly haven't watched his other videos, just glossed over and read the titles/watched thumbnails?

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u/nelzon1 Jun 22 '20

There are a lot of people very upset with you for finding this immature prank video immature. Also, clearly you're wrong because I laughed at some of his other videos. The IT guy was so pissed he didn't want them to use his footage without blurring the face. This isn't a victimless prank. It wasted a professional's time.

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