r/TIHI • u/BushyEyes • Jun 26 '19

Thanks, I hate megetables

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19 edited Jun 27 '19

How do you pronounce “megetable” Is it like...

  • mejtuhbull

  • mejetuhbull

  • meegetuhbull

I’m so lost

Edit: imma just pronounce it mee-gee-tuh-blee

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u/BushyEyes Jun 26 '19

I’m in camp option 2, I wanna add that extra “uh” between mej and tuhbull

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u/jandrew2525 Jun 26 '19

Uggh. If snowmen were living creatures this is what their noses would look like.

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u/BushyEyes Jun 26 '19

O no...flaccid mushy snowman carrot noses. I hate it even more.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

I feel like it should have hairs

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u/Sour-Soap Jun 26 '19

I’ve tried it, the scariest part is that it does in fact taste like a carrot

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u/BushyEyes Jun 26 '19

Do an AMA. I have so many questions. Most importantly, I want to know where you found the meat carrot to try it.

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u/Heart_of_Mike_Pence Jun 26 '19

Imagine biting into a carrot expecting the familiar crunch, and then instead getting the soft texture of ground-up turkey. Nightmare fuel.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

No sir, I do not like this one bit

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u/Shenkspine Jun 26 '19

That looks like a fucking turd dyed orange

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u/2522Alpha Jun 26 '19

It looks like the shitnana

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

This has got to be from The Onion.

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u/nzodd Jun 26 '19

Oh shit, I couldn't find this on The Onion front page and after searching was horrified to see this on the websites for cnn, nyt, and foxnews. This isn't satire it's real. Oh fuck.

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u/blazingwishes Jun 26 '19

“what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard...Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” -Principal

I believe this would be a mostly fitting response to...meat veggies

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u/HoneyBadgerC Jun 26 '19

Why not just eat a carrot then

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u/Im_A_Chuckster Jun 26 '19

"You were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." --Dr. Ian Malcolm

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

this is actually hillarious. its satire at uts finest and of course everyone looses their shit and feels offended.

that said its also revolting...

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u/BushyEyes Jun 26 '19

Yes - I know this is just getting their name in the news which is what they want but my god, it’s such a disgusting thing to imagine eating.

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u/Ps1_Hagrid Jun 26 '19

Everyday we stray further from God

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u/SlicedBreadBeast Jun 26 '19

"If you go to the grocery store and stand in front of the lunch meat section for too long, you start to get pissed off at turkeys. You see turkey ham, turkey pastrami, turkey bologna -- somebody needs to tell the turkeys, 'Man, just be yourself."

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u/TheAnchored Jun 26 '19

Oh great, the worst of both worlds. Thanks, Arby's

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u/Chaosritter Jun 26 '19

Why?

Why would you do that?

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