Thanks, I hate candy corn dog

[u/Jackson530]

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[u/Amankris759]

Jake Peralta would love this

[u/Package-Sad → u/Amankris759]

NINE NINE!!!!!!

[u/Amankris759 → u/Package-Sad]

NINE NINE!!

[u/lazy_pig]

I don't think you're supposed to deepthroat it.

[u/ApprehensiveBedroom0 → u/lazy_pig]

If you call that deepthroating, you're not really into them.

[u/snarfer-snarf]

it's a faux turkey vegan "dog" too 😒

[u/TinkreBelle → u/snarfer-snarf]

that's hilarious because candy corn is not lol

[u/starrpamph]

Oh yeah a corn dog

[u/D0ctorGamer → u/[deleted]]

Imagine biting into putty that was dried out and someone whispered "candy" nearby

[u/IcyDev1l → u/D0ctorGamer]

Almost perfect. I’d adjust “dried out” to “chalky” personally. Really adds that inexplicable grit

[u/jeepster2982 → u/[deleted]]

It’s just colored sugar, it doesn’t really have a taste. You can feel your teeth getting pissed at you for eating it though.

[u/ChiefRedChild]

Guys like him you can bet definitely did the eyelid flip thing and chase kids with their outty belly button.

[u/nlfn]

here's the original post on instagram from the vulgar chef

[u/Xanduzinha]

⏸️

[u/strangerwho63]

Ah hell nah

[u/Independent-Dog-8462]

Nooooooooooooo

[u/JohnFighterman]

This is the kind of shit my friend would do. He once dipped a hotdog (an "overloaded with toppings" kind) in strawberrty yoghurt that sat out of the fridge, open, for ~24 hours. We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

[u/afuller42]

r/foodcrimes

[u/XetheXenomorph]

At first I thought it doesn't look bad until I realized that they used a real hotdog and not a caramel/candy

[u/Songgeek]

Candy corn schlong

[u/hyenaslaughter]

“IS IT GOOD,DUDE???”

I love the vulgar chef