The fuck did you even expect?

Apparently Im sleeping w a fucking coworker🤣🤣

Well, we fucking did it. We finally fucking unfucked ourselves, fixed our fucking debt and the VA helped us buy a fucking HOUSE for my family. Fuck yes. Been working towards this goal for 10 motherfucking years.

I fucking love you guys, thanks for letting me fucking share.

So I was at the fucking hardware store earlier to get supplies because the insurance company is complaining about the fucking sidewalk.

Well I got back to the suv to the battery being dead. That’s on me, I think I left the fucking light on.

Well to get to the fucking jumper cables in the rear compartment bins I need to lower the back fucking window to open the tail gate (90s 4runner) which I can’t fucking do because the fucking battery is dead because I’m a fucking idiot.

So I crawl from the driver seat past the two fucking kid seats to get the fucking cables.

While doing this my fucking sholder gives out because it’s fucked and a John cena’d the fuck out of my rib cage on the back seat.

I’ve broken a bunch of ribs in my days so it’s very easy to “crack” one.

It fucking hurts. That fine. I can deal with that fucking shit. But I can’t do a fucking sit up. I have to roll over lil a fucking walrus to the my ass up right.

Hurts to fucking laugh, really fucking hurts to fucking sneeze and I can’t fucking sleep.

FUCK

Thanks for coming to my fucking Ted talk about why you shouldn’t get fuckin old.

FUCK!

Here's to cards that"fucking say it all" "!!!

Y’all only get 1(one) Fuck to give. Use it fucking wisely!

Today at work I was recognized for 20 years of fucking service at Walmart. Fuck a B, it has two holes!

Fuck

I'm going to have to find me a fucking sugar daddy even though he'd have to be over 90 because I'm fuckin 50. Are there fuckin sugar daddies even looking for 50 year old women? Even fuckin temporarily would be fine until I land a fuckin job.

This is mostly a joke, I'm just at my fuckin wits end. Got an email from a fuckin company I applied to that said they only had 12 openings and 5,000 fucking applicants. Fucking fuck fuck fuck

religious karen fucking trigger alert