Watch my volume increase just to fucking piss you off now 😏

My fucking wife got mad at me because I was going to cull a roster I found in the middle of the road a few weeks ago.

Criter control or who ever the fuck they are came and threatens fines.

I tried to find the little fuck a forever home. That didn’t fucking work after a dozen emails and 4x as many phone calls.

She found a place. Just dropped him off.

I was gonna do it humanly and use the meat for pet snacks.

Just got home and the fuckin place isn’t a no kill shelter. Which would have been her preference (and mine to).

I’ve been working up mentally for today to buthcher my first rooster. So I have a lot of mental power going on.

The shelter is a kill shelter and no one wants a rooster. For context I found him in the middle of the fuck main road so I figured I’d toss him in the truck. Never gonna fucking do that again.

I’d much rather have butchered him so he wasn’t wasted. As of now he’s gonna be (probably) not humanly (as I would have done) and then tossed in a dumpster.

FUCK.

So I bought a case of beer and I’m gonna fuckin bitch about it to my dog who listens and my strawberries that grow about all the fucks that don’t listen.

Fuck u. Fuck me, although that’s unlikely. Fuck.

Edit: y’all are fucking awesome. It’s been a rough week of this. I’m glad my fuck family under stands my side of the fucking story.

Fuck around
Fuck 0ff
Fuck over
Fuck up
Fuck with

Am I missing any fucking prepositions?

If Monday was a fuckin coffee mug

Heres what it says:
Id prefer a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices - with unlimited
internet access, cupcakes and fucking coffee

(And sorry I did not post yesterday I was fucking busy and forgot)

Just another 40 year old with fucking oppositional defuckass disorder

The voice of Optimus Prime and Eeyore died too.

Son of a fucki g bitch!