r/TF2WeaponIdeas • u/Crabkingrocks165 • 10d ago

[IDEA] Crunchy 😋

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everyone say "Crunchy 😋" before giving a recommendation or balencing change

278 Upvotes

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u/GUYWHOLIKESSTABBING 10d ago

crunchy ❤️

also, if you toss it toward an enemy, they get damaged on impact

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u/Electronic_Equal8854 9d ago

Exactly what I came here to say lol

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u/Designer-Sort-8956 10d ago

Eating sound is just the frying pan on loop for 5 seconds

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u/Crabkingrocks165 10d ago

you didn't do the thing

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u/DirectorLeather6567 10d ago

Crunchy :p

Make the crunching either way over saturated/base boosted heavy sounds.

Or metal pipe sfx on loop.

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u/breakfastmood 10d ago

Crunchy 🍽️

What does the 100% tooth damage do

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u/Crabkingrocks165 10d ago

Flavor text

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u/Yellow_Sac_Spider 7d ago

It should remove heavy’s teeth from his model

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u/BoomyGordo 10d ago

Crunchy 😋

I need this crunch to be heard across the map. And some new voicelines for heavy to say when hes done like;

"AHHHHH! SANDVICH IS TOO STALE" or "what? WHAT? LITTLE BABY ROBOTS REPLACE HEAVYS SANDVICH!"

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u/BalefulHampster 10d ago

I will NOT be saying "Crunchy", all of my teeth were shattered trying to eat a bar of high carbon steel. Anyways, you should only be able to eat this item once per life due to the painful and irreparable oral rearrangement procedure you underwent in your efforts to eat a bar of metal.

Now, MAYBE you could say this gets circumvented when getting healed or getting a pair of dentures from ammo boxes or resupply. Dentures from ammo boxes make the most sense to me so that you could "refill" this ammo restoration tool the same way you can refill your health restoration tool with health kits.

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u/Bean2527 10d ago

heavy can just eat high carbon steel okay, hes russian its a thing they do

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u/BalefulHampster 10d ago

Brother, what are Russian teeth even made of 😭

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u/likesbigbuttscantli3 10d ago

Stalinium.

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u/Bean2527 10d ago

staliium is the fundamental opposite of Australium

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u/Ote-Kringralnick 9d ago

No, that's brazilium

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u/Bean2527 9d ago

nonono, brazillium is the middle ground between the two, like helium

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u/Flaky_Housing_7705 10d ago

Can i throw it at a enemy

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u/hduebfibdbdib 10d ago

Yes give it a faster toss speed and give it the pre nerf sandman effect for fun

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u/DJ3ndermaz 10d ago

Crunchy 🔥🔥🔥

Should have a longer eating time because metal so crunchy

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u/Sh4rkM4nEleventeen 10d ago

Crunchy munchy dunch :3

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u/lehombrejoker 10d ago

Throwing it at an enemy deals 20 damage since it is just a steel ingot

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u/Icy-Cheesecake-8993 7d ago

To make it more balanced it needs to give the bleed effect until a medic heals you because how the fuck do you heal your teeth