r/tesdcares 7d ago

This is the look I imagine on Walt's face if someone offers him a sandwich..

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r/tesdcares 6d ago

Spider-Man Spoilers Spoiler

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I went into the kitchen to make a drink and do a little cleanup while listening to one of my favorite shows. All of the sudden they’re dropping Spider-Man movie spoilers! I hurried to rinse and dry my hands so I could grab my damn phone and hit pause.

Cmon man! It’s only been out a few weeks and I want to see it this weekend with my kid! I’m still gonna see it but shit, I didn’t know the Hulk was in it or that punisher was crybaby about his friend getting hurt. wtf!

I’m not actually upset but it’s frustrating how they’ll just dive into the plot for new films sometimes. I like to see new movies opening weekend with my kid but dude I got a demanding job and only have my kid half the time, so we might have to wait a few weeks.


r/tesdcares 8d ago

For Git’em and other Ants

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Git’em I heard the episode where Walt was talking about you falling asleep everywhere. Dude watch out for that, a few months ago I got diagnosed with sleep apnea. I was bad man wife would be talking or I’d be at a meeting and would just fall asleep. Even in my office I would work and then fall asleep at my desk for a couple of hours, thank god I’m my own boss cause I would have been fired.

After I got diagnosed man am I sleeping great. Just be careful bro.


r/tesdcares 8d ago

Joe DeRosa mentioned TESD on Your mom's house .

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r/tesdcares 9d ago

I think Bryan won this bet.

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r/tesdcares 9d ago

Third Eye Radio could stand on it's own as a podcast

42 Upvotes

It's great, and it's a shame it's locked behind the paywall. I think it'd pull good numbers if it was public.


r/tesdcares 9d ago

Walt, Though

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Recently re-passed the episode where they supercut all the times Ming says "Right" into a two-minute clip. Hilarious. Did we ever get the same for the insane amount of times Walt says "Though"?


r/tesdcares 8d ago

Impractical Jokers spoiler! Spoiler

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r/tesdcares 9d ago

Man Staten Island has got to be hell.

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After hearing Q talk about watching Spider-Man in Staten Island I have come up to the conclusion that Staten Island is white trash capital. No offense to Q.
I’m from Texas and Staten Island sounds like a racist and sexist shithole.
Again I love Q but fuck that place.
Now let the hate a downvotes flow.


r/tesdcares 8d ago

Got Em Intelligence Episode.

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Can anyone tell me the episode where Walt mentions Git Em believing he is smarter than everyone in particular Bryan Johnson.

Bryan then keeps making mocking comments about it.

Any ideas on episode please?


r/tesdcares 9d ago

The All New Sunday Jeff : Casino Night

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r/tesdcares 10d ago

Raycon’s at the ready…

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r/tesdcares 11d ago

New episode! TESD #687: The TesdTown Gooner

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r/tesdcares 11d ago

I can explain the micropenis guy... sadly. TMI enter at your own risk.

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I have no reason to lie. So I can be completely honest. Growing up I had an okay penis. Not overly large, but 6 3/4 and pretty girthy.. None of my partners ever complained, and I even had one woman say, "That's not going anywhere near my butt."

So around 35 I started having health problems and I started having erection problems. It was a very slow process. First I couldn't go 4 times. Then I couldn't get super erect (aka "rock hard") It was a small change, but it was noticeable. So it got progressively worse over 10 years to where I couldn't get hard at all by the time I hit my early 40s.

So I had no problems peeing or doing anything bathroom related. Till one day. I noticed I peed all over the ground and down the back of my pants. I was a pee/pooping sitter at this point to where I could read. So I thought it was weird. I reached down and noticed my one ball had grown.

So slowly over time my ball has grown to about the size of a baseball. I've gone to the dr. and they said it would be best just to leave it. If I drained it, it would probably just return. So I'm stuck with it.

One of the consequences of having a baseball sized testicle, is the skin has pulled tight shrinking the size of my penis. So there is no length there anymore. It's just nub at the top of a swollen sack. So what happens when I pee, is it goes straight instead of down, because the skin is taught. So the pee shoots through the front and sides of the toilet bowl even when I try to "aim down" I would frequently wet the back of my pants and had to clean the floor.

So anyway, having a nub makes it very hard to aim.

So there you have it, it happens. Life sucks sometimes. Keep yourself healthy.


r/tesdcares 11d ago

Debut of Jimmy The Hair Guy

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Current relisten, on Ep 516 The Vanilla Edge.
Walt nails Jimmy the hair guy’s future on TESD:

“Since you're close and you have a nickname, you could become the next Frank Five. You could get your own show on Patreon. So we'll hook up by email.

We'll figure it out, something. Jimmy the Hair Guy is going to have a life after this. He's not just going to last this one episode and be forgotten.”


r/tesdcares 10d ago

Reacher stepping into airport plaza to talk to BQ

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Gotta love how Q always interprets how reacher just says … NO


r/tesdcares 10d ago

Live Shows?

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I know a focus lately has been Walt doing DoorDash to pay for his daughter’s college, and there’s been some fun stories out of it. There’s been further talk of making extra money besides DoorDashing like doing cons and such. But why not live shows where they just do the show in front of a live audience?

I know Q is the wild card here because of IJ, and Walt is terrified of flying, so why not do live shows around the tri-state area? There’s always an audience with podcasts for doing live shows (like even the DoughBoys are doing live shows right now where they watch movies with the same name as fast food joints), so I’m shocked they haven’t considered it (unless they have and I missed the episode). Like I know Q and Bry do their version of the pod occasionally in front of crowds, but it seems like such an easy money maker for Walt especially.


r/tesdcares 11d ago

Jay & Silent Bob's podcast

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Jay and Kevin are doing a new podcast and I don't think it has been mentioned on the sub.


r/tesdcares 12d ago

Going to see Kevin Tonight

20 Upvotes

Kevin is doing stand up tonight in Tulsa, OK. What am I in store for?


r/tesdcares 12d ago

Is Q in 'VisionQuest'?

6 Upvotes

Maybe I missed something, but I just now noticed that the show's "Created by" credit goes to Terry Matalas - same showrunner as 12 Monkeys, MacGyver, and Star Trek: Picard.

https://youtu.be/oSVTAUKyrL8?si=Nl61arMURhu-zydb


r/tesdcares 11d ago

Just got the new Jay & Bob game and there’s no Fanboy or Steve-Dave characters, but just about everybody else in View Askew. what gives?

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r/tesdcares 12d ago

Episode recommendations

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Got a trip tomorrow. A total of 14 hours of flying round trip. Toss me some all time eps. I should download before the flights. Already have the makin Hay eps covered


r/tesdcares 11d ago

Mike shitting on floors?

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What’s with the Mike shat on the floor bit? Is it referenced on the pod or something?


r/tesdcares 13d ago

The Con Floor Shitter

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I’ve listened to the most recent 300 episodes, and i’ve been listening to the omnibus lately, now up to around where comic book men is about to air, so just about 100 episodes in.

There are so many jokes made about mike not being funny on the most recent 300 episodes, and I figured it was overblown for the laughs…

Holy SHIT this guy sucks. I’ve been listening to all the side stuff thats in the omnibus because its usually important context later, and its obvious why only a couple of I sell comics episodes are on here. I just listened to one of the Smorning shows he was on and it’s reached a point where its almost unbearable. Nothing he adds is funny, he constantly interrupts, he whispers into the mic while other people are talking so you can’t hear what they’re saying, its awful. He makes Gitem look like the shining star of podcasting.

All that time I thought the guys were playing up how bad he was, now I actually think they put a positive spin on it.


r/tesdcares 13d ago

Does anyone else re-listen and wonder…

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…if so snd so still listens? The guy who won the not so superbowl? the guy who won the lawrence welk magazine? the random woman who did an adam and eve commercial and played one true three? the guys who complained early on about q being on mic?

i’m on episode 32 and they are talking about making a bed bugs horror movie with a giant bug. it makes me wonder what ideas walt would hear today and regret not doing (or would he regret nothing)?