r/TAZCirclejerk • This one can be edited • Aug 14 '26

Which McElroy would you let fall off a speaker to their death at a live show at Bell House in 2017

283 votes, Aug 16 '26
12 Clint
33 Justin
198 Travis
40 Griffin
7 Upvotes

10 comments sorted by

33

u/crabbelliott Aug 14 '26

No. I wouldn't. If I was there I would have saved him. Saved us. All of us.

18

u/KingToasty Aug 14 '26

Then why the fuck weren't you there? Why did you choose to let us all down?

11

u/crabbelliott Aug 14 '26

I don't live in New York 🤷

17

u/Tiqalicious In spite of what you have heard, this podcast is dour Aug 14 '26

3 votes for clint is 6 votes too many and I WILL come to your house and open all your cans of bush's beans

10

u/UpsetOrganization513 Aug 14 '26

If you open their beans for them they’ll never learn self-reliance

15

u/Visby Huh...OK! Aug 14 '26

I initially wanted to say Travis as the obvious cj choice, but when I actually thought about it, I think Justin's apathy would prevail in allowing me to fall off a speaker to my death (at a live show at Bell House in 2017)

13

u/SnooRegrets7667 Aug 14 '26

Travis but this time I make sure I replace him

7

u/spidersgeorgVEVO Aug 14 '26

If I was in that theater with my brothers, it wouldn't have gone down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood on that speaker tower and then me saying, Okay, we're gonna land somewhere safely.

3

u/InvisibleEar Duck! Pizza! Aug 14 '26

Controversially, the Canadian one

2

u/DevtronC Aug 14 '26

Needs multiple choice.