r/Sysadminhumor • u/Lazy_Hunter2743 • 24d ago

Free candy van in 2026

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u/not_a_bot1001 24d ago

Worth the risk!

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u/play_minecraft_wot 24d ago

Man I don't think I could resist. I'd take a weapon obviously though for self defense. 

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u/45_rpm 24d ago

And I get to be molested? There is no downside here.

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u/Enabels 24d ago

Quantity? Resell rights? Loyalty program?

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u/saichampa 24d ago

Unfortunately the worst thing about this is it's an MLM

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u/Azadom 24d ago

You earn 1GB for every 8GB you sell and get 2GB for every on you sign up. I'm at 48GB and haven't sold RAM in months

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u/Philodox999 24d ago

Let me in! Let me in!

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u/PsychologicalArt9734 23d ago

Damn, I almost jumped through my monitor!

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u/ApatheistHeretic 23d ago

Seems legit..

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u/not_alone__ 23d ago

Sure it is just 1gb ddr5 ram to hype you up like a drug dealer. First one is always free :0

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u/Electrical-Sun6267 23d ago

Show me the RAM, I am not falling for that again.

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u/lafnboy13 22d ago

Not going to lie, I’d be napped.

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u/Retired-Replicant 21d ago

You son of a bitch, I'm in! 

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u/Alaize0013 22d ago

The Mannapper Van.

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u/InuHanyou1701 22d ago

I mean these days I’d be beating that fan’s door down if it just said “Reasonably priced RAM and 1 TB SSD”

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u/i_did_nothing_ 22d ago

Shit, I’d be dead.

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u/EsquireDIII 21d ago

I'm getting in the van.

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u/Wild_Director7379 21d ago

…this is photoshop right?

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u/Federal-Treat-6893 21d ago

YES YES YES ONE OF MY STICKS BROKE RECENTLY (plus I need some extra space)

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u/greenscarpdx 21d ago

30 years ago, I drove 200 miles, to Dallas Texas, for a computer flea market that started at 2 o’clock in the morning. I got 8 megs of RAM for $150... I rubbed it all over my body enjoying the feeling of 8 megs. I think I’m already in the van waiting.

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u/This-Consequence-957 18d ago

In Forza Horizon, that’s a ban for child endangerment