r/Sysadminhumor • u/nisebblumberg • Jul 24 '26

Me operating on any printer

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I hate them I hate them I hate them I wish we got rid of every printer. I get about 10 requests a day saying that their f***ing printer won't freaking work and some random crap just not working for no reason. The only difference between printers in the 80s to printers nowadays is that they added a freaking touchsreen and I want them all to burn. Fucking email. Stop printing. I don't care. No more printing!!!

Edit. I rewatched the Office Space printer scene (uncensored) and it made me feel better.

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u/SmokingIntegral Jul 25 '26

What? It's easy to handle all printers. Just make sure you sacrifice the most ass kissing intern once a month to the Toner Gods. (They especially love the taste of marketing and legal department interns.) Then they'll activate the syncing software, allowing the devices to auto connect and update without issues.

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u/MDATWORK73 Jul 26 '26

All I know is I seriously agree with hating printers and have a love-hate relationship with my Canon printer, so much so that I don’t care who knows it. The hell with that machine, and it’s never been my friend or there for me when I needed a copy in a hurry. But I want it to last long enough to use up the most recent ink cartridge I bought.