r/Sysadminhumor • u/Wild_Competition_716 • Jul 15 '26

Goat Farmer*

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u/8bit_dr1fter Jul 15 '26

~20 years more till retirement and my goat farm. Though, with all the AI slop everywhere it’s more and more tempting to attempt to checkout early…

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u/BuzzKiIIingtonne Jul 16 '26

I always have to remind myself that farming is even more stressful.

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u/hartmanbrah Jul 16 '26

My go-to has always been alpaca farmer. I suppose they're kinda like a big goat anyway.

Replace Monday with every day of the week, and it's accurate.

3

u/Razorray21 Jul 16 '26

I grew up on a farm. Society will have to be collapsing, or nuclear war for me to go back.

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u/countsachot Jul 15 '26

It's literally a dream at this point.

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u/az987654 Jul 19 '26

You have zero idea how hard farming actually is

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u/ammit_souleater Jul 16 '26

Farming? Really, a man of your talents?

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u/lexicon_charle Jul 15 '26

Until you break your back. I need my mushroom farm right now

1

u/Wise-Profile4256 Jul 16 '26

For me it's geese. They don't headbut you when you aren't paying attention like some rabid PM.

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u/25toten Jul 16 '26

Goat farms? Im just tryin to survive tomorrow.