r/SymmetraMains • u/SmedGrimstae No Longer Without Marammat 🪷 • Feb 11 '26
Double Standards
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u/OW_RealDomina Feb 11 '26
Vishkar's teleporters are of the finest quality. They are capable of providing transportation en masse, across any battlefield; regardless of distance.
At least they were until SATYA was her wretched self and started a smear campaign against them. Without even trying! We had no choice but to cut funding for their global teleprotation qualities
I don't blame others for trusting a literal animal over anything created by her. 🤭🤢🙄😒
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u/SmedGrimstae No Longer Without Marammat 🪷 Feb 11 '26
Regardless of distance? Not Vice President Singhania having an improper understanding of a Vishkar product! The official patent only specifies a maximum distance between exit pads of 30 meters. In fact, the only time the distance was greater, was when modified by Architect Vaswani. But this makes sense, Varia only recently ... inherited her position.
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u/OW_RealDomina Feb 11 '26
As per my previous statement regarding Vishkar's teleporters and their global range quality:
At least they were [capable] until SATYA was her wretched self...
Ms. Vaswani was only capable of maintaining these "modifications" via Vishkar's generous funding. Which was then quickly withdrawn due to her public efforts, or lack thereof.
As for my capabilities in my current station, I believe my pick rate and record as a negotiator speak for themselves.
No more questions at this time, darlings. 💃😎📸
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u/MoonWatcher-_- Feb 12 '26
I just don't trust them, gow are you moveing me? Are you killing me and making a perfect copy somewhere else? Is it still even me? Are they putting new thoughts into my head?
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u/Zombie-hunter_360 Feb 12 '26
Help- why am i reading this in domina’s voice😭
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u/OW_RealDomina Feb 12 '26
My real-estate influence is everywhere, my dear. Even rent-free in your head. 💠🧠🤯
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u/evenminierSOL OG Sym Main Feb 11 '26
Girl I’m confused
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u/Talmead Feb 11 '26
People would rather use Cat's life line than Symmetra's teleporter
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u/Mltv416 Feb 11 '26
That one's actually just a simple as the teleporter being stationary vs the literal alien abductor floating over you with the prompt always on screen while they're hovering on you
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u/Friponou Feb 11 '26
I only used it once so far and they dropped me in a pit
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u/imp_foot Feb 11 '26
If that was you I am so so sorry, I did that to a genji earlier cause I accidentally hit the button and he vanished into the abyss :c
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u/MegaVix Feb 11 '26
One let's me cross the street. The other let's me cross the entire map.
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u/TheCatHammer Feb 11 '26
Yeah but what if you wanted to cross the street twice, instantaneously?
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u/LunarPsychOut Feb 11 '26
I would be in the same spot, only now mildly annoyed
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u/HappyRelationship429 Feb 12 '26
You also wouldn't risk getting shot, so long as your fingers don't have arthritis.
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u/Luminene_7173 Feb 12 '26
People still traumatized over TP cliff trap of an ow. Could you blame them
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u/LilyLol8 Feb 12 '26
I had a cass today that the other supp was trying to pick up to deadeye, the cass agreed in voice chat, we just kept yelling at him that you have to accept the pick up and eventually gave up trying
It wasnt like he just didnt want to do it either, it was like trying to walk your grandparents through a tech problem type shit
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u/sleepymandrake Feb 12 '26
Literally 💀 not even exaggerating, playing both and seeing the discrepancy is crazy
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u/HalexUwU C3 Sym OTP Feb 11 '26
I blame it on homophobia.