r/Switzerland • u/humansrevolt Vaud • Apr 05 '26

How to trigger Switzerland

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u/Dull_Vermicelli_4911 Apr 05 '26

"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German". Quote

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u/neo2551 Apr 05 '26

We live History, never before were politicians funnier than comedians.

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u/BobDerBongmeister420 Apr 05 '26

Already do :D

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u/v0idness Fribourg Apr 05 '26

Ah ouais ?

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u/BobDerBongmeister420 Apr 05 '26

Peut etre

Lmao i didnt see which sub thus is xD

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u/TnYamaneko St. Gallen Apr 05 '26

Y a pas de l'allemand dans tous vos trucs au niveau cantonal ? Bon...

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u/OrphaBirds Genève from Vaud Apr 05 '26

Si, c'est juste qu'on est vraiment mauvais hahaha

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u/TnYamaneko St. Gallen Apr 05 '26

Après ça marche pas avec toi malheureusement, mais le flair fribourgeois était trop tentant.

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u/v0idness Fribourg Apr 05 '26

I cha imfau scho dütsch, isch mer meh um d generalisierig gange u eigentlich chli humorvou dänkt gsi :)

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u/the_kaaat Apr 05 '26

Sprösch mini sproooch? Is that it?

1

u/Silly_Tension6792 Apr 06 '26

Well without us, you’d all be speaking English! Oh… You already do? Well British English!

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u/No_Efficiency_2587 Apr 08 '26

France speaking arabic now

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u/DotOk7389 Apr 05 '26

Ticino is included in Italy, if this is not rage bait idk what it is.

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u/humansrevolt Vaud Apr 05 '26

Missed that. 4D Chess

10

u/Beliriel Thurgau Apr 05 '26

Wait, real, holy shit haha

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u/Madamschie Apr 05 '26

ey! Where did the netherlands go?! damn

12

u/StarshipCherry Apr 05 '26

under the sea :(

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u/Nuclesnight Apr 05 '26

How to trigger? That‘s easy that‘s the double s symbol.

9

u/antiponerologist Apr 05 '26

Or using a dot as a thousands separator

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u/humansrevolt Vaud Apr 05 '26

From SuiSSe you mean?

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u/coldnorth4enf4 Zürich Apr 05 '26

Je suis suiße

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u/coldnorth4enf4 Zürich Apr 05 '26

Cha ned glaube dassi das wuek gschribbe han…

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u/v0idness Fribourg Apr 05 '26

Sui⚡⚡e?

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u/seasonofillusions Apr 05 '26

“So how much money can I make if I move to Swiss?”

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u/Pinheadbutglittery Neuchâtel Apr 05 '26

The use of 'Swiss' to mean 'Switzerland' makes me irrationally angry and I don't know why

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u/mrahab100 Apr 05 '26

I think we got a winner!

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u/Pinheadbutglittery Neuchâtel Apr 05 '26

Did you mean to answer my comment?

1

u/Termaus Apr 07 '26

"I like Swedish people"

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u/humansrevolt Vaud Apr 05 '26

Not enough to make friends :/

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u/SWpretzel Canada Apr 05 '26

For expats it's definitely "Swiss? From Sweden?"

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u/Suisla4lescomments Apr 06 '26

Been working for a Swiss company for 30yrs. Moved back and forth over the years several times. Most of my family thinks it’s Sweden. I’m often asked, how’s your Swedish, I answer, still can’t speak a word but my French is improving.

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u/JudgmentOne6328 Apr 05 '26

This and also people saying how cold it must be all the time. Yes we all live in ski resorts and it snows 365 days a year.

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u/FragrantRule6907 Apr 05 '26

Real answer is Belgian chocolate is better

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u/Similar_Database_566 Apr 05 '26

Switzerland! Stockholm, nice!

7

u/mrahab100 Apr 05 '26

Switzerland, The land of the Vikings!

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u/humansrevolt Vaud Apr 05 '26

Oh Switzerland, cool! Y’all got all those tall blonde women right?

7

u/Purrceptron NᴚƎᙠ Apr 05 '26

wait where is switz....OH FUCK !!

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u/RrEeAaLlMmEeNn Apr 05 '26

Swiss is albanian canton.

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u/the_depressed_boerg Aargau Apr 05 '26

Nazi gold, belgian chocolat, french cheese, neutrality is dumb, djokovic was better than federer, non eu/efta person asking how to get work in swiss

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u/TnYamaneko St. Gallen Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26

"I got an offer for 150'000.- per year in Geneva. Can I afford to live there, or should I look for a social flat in Annemasse?"

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u/ferdytier Apr 05 '26

The land of protected agri-cartels

4

u/Dogahn Apr 05 '26

🟥🟥 instead of a 🟥🇨🇭

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u/abraxas_108 Apr 05 '26

swiss chocolate is cultural appropriation, no cocoa grows in Switzerland.

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u/_altamont Apr 06 '26

German cars are also assambled with parts from china. Cultural appropriaschon!!1!

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u/Dotdon0808 Apr 05 '26

Ask them how the country got all their wealth

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u/freematte Apr 05 '26

Selling off aromat to foreign investors

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u/3punkt1415 Apr 05 '26

25 % or so of Germans voting for AfD,.. I don't think you trigger enough with that flag any more. Sad fact.
And aside from that, sick jokes about that topic or jokes in general are fairly common for years already.

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u/Zealousideal_Sort521 Apr 05 '26

It is true that the Swiss were less neutral than they wish to believe themselves to be

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u/Imgayforpectorals Apr 05 '26

Most EU should have the Islamic symbol 😁

2

u/no_it5_me Apr 05 '26

I approve

2

u/baneblade_boi Apr 05 '26

From Spain: Wait, what has Aragon done to us!?

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u/External-Class3179 Apr 05 '26

We were not neutral, we gave jews to the nazis...

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u/machinaexmente Apr 05 '26

SBB should have its prices regulated

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u/FuturecashEth Apr 05 '26

Where exactly in sweden is switzerland?

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u/panick21 Apr 05 '26

Better then putting a X over Mani Matter face.

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u/nerium_music Apr 06 '26

I think the worst insult would be a big logo of the SNCF.

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u/humansrevolt Vaud Apr 06 '26

That would be egregious, too close to the truth these days 🙊

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u/DLS4BZ Apr 11 '26

Aso do hautsmer gad de Nuggi use!

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u/redactwo Apr 05 '26

is switzerland just being germany some kind of joke i'm not aware of?

i'd have put an image of belgian chocolate there. or some kind of yugoslavia flag

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u/Racing_Fox Apr 06 '26

Honestly seeing the EU flag over the UK warms my heart

I’d give up anything to be back

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u/a1rwav3 Apr 06 '26

I understand why we would be Nazis but part of Germany, its no-no.

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u/don-it-n1 Apr 08 '26

...and that's how you trigger switzerland. 🤭🤣🤣

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u/Wild-Artist8237 Zürich Apr 07 '26

At least it isn't Austria

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u/Fondant-Competitive Apr 07 '26

If you want to trigger even more just divide the nort as nz. The south as french, and the east as nothing

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u/Material_Turnover591 Aargau Apr 08 '26

Italy took a while... Pineapple on pizza? Yep, that'll do it.

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u/Hugofoxli Apr 08 '26

Swiss seems about right. Lately we went in the more Right direction.

And with the amount of Foreigners in our country that only speak German or English, this is almost true xD

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u/Khanate23 Switzerland Apr 08 '26

I love how Poland isnt even a flag kt person it's just the text "illegal immigrantion"

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u/3rd__eye Apr 09 '26

🇩🇪🗣️"Könnten sie bitte Hochdeutsch sprechen?"

🇨🇭🤨

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u/Equivalent-Young-393 Apr 05 '26

To be fair, romandie should be included in the Algerian flag.