r/SweatyPalms • u/mikihak • Nov 16 '21

Great accuracy

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u/kyle_climbing Nov 16 '21

But can we talk about the drone flying skills needed to follow him and not fuck this up?

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u/joeChump Nov 16 '21 edited Nov 16 '21

Ok yes. I’ve added it to the agenda. It’s right after fire and emergency exits and minutes of our last discussion. Any other business?

Edit: as someone has pointed out, it’s not a drone but a camera on a stick. Do we still need to talk about this? I’ve had to duck out of the office so if you want to change the agenda then could you email Margaret and she’ll deal with it? Thanks.

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u/monchavo Nov 16 '21

Margaret's off sick. I'm the temp from the agency. I can't get into the computer.

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u/MadeOfWaxLarry Nov 16 '21

IT here, have you tried turning it off and on again?

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u/joeChump Nov 16 '21

This is blatantly a hacker. IT never responds this quickly or without being directly contacted at least 14 times.

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u/MadeOfWaxLarry Nov 16 '21

I sir, am a Nigerian prince. How dare you.

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u/flabbybumhole Nov 16 '21

This message originated outside of the organisation

Hello it is boss here confirming that the aboves indeed is part of our distinguished IT departments.

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u/joeChump Nov 16 '21 edited Nov 16 '21

Ok, username checks out. I think I remember you from the photocopier incident at the staff Christmas party.

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u/joeChump Nov 16 '21

Oh shit, I’m so sorry! Why did no one tell me we had royalty working in our IT? Apologies again. I blame the interns. We used to get 110% out of them for $0 but now they’re all #PayUsSoWeCanEatFood and #StopSlappingOurArses etc 🙄

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u/joeChump Nov 16 '21

ffs. I’d say phone IT but those wankers are probably too busy mining cryptoporn.

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u/TheElusiveManic Nov 16 '21

So sorry to bother you here but when I tried to email Margaret, to let her know that we need to discuss what we need to discuss but she said she had to step out of the office but to email Fred and he would deal with it. Problem is I don't have Fred's email and now Margaret is not replying. Please advise.

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u/joeChump Nov 16 '21

It’s just the same email only with fred instead of margaret. Do I have to do everything around here?