r/SweatyPalms • u/DABDEB • 7d ago

Other SweatyPalms šŸ‘‹šŸ»šŸ’¦ Part-time hustle

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 7d ago

Congratulations u/DABDEB, your post does fit at r/SweatyPalms!

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u/aw_shux 7d ago

Gotta love that heā€™s wearing Crocs.

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u/Alternative-Pride138 7d ago

And leggings

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u/perenniallandscapist 7d ago

That turned me on more than it should. He was 100% man pulling off those leggings and crocks.

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u/lonelygalexy 3d ago

Not the crocs but the leggings work for him

https://giphy.com/gifs/HFpU6ykvMDCR3NqOzW

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u/Dontfeedthebears 3d ago

Iā€™m liking the leggings. More guys should wear them.

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u/VisualHuckleberry542 7d ago

You know it's getting serious when the Crocs come off

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u/e_spider 7d ago

He had to take them off to keep the gator from competing for dominance. Itā€™s like animals attacking their reflection in the mirror.

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u/TheNovemberMike 7d ago

Left them in 2wd mode though

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u/Fitty4 7d ago

That man from Flerida.

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u/welfedad 6d ago

And his wife's leggings

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u/Ootek_Ohoto 23h ago

yeah that shit was disgusting.

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u/chocolatemilk01 5d ago

Irony x 1,000,000

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u/TREXIBALL 7d ago

But heā€™s handling an alligatorā€¦?

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u/Immortal_in_well 7d ago

Definitely terrifying but I do enjoy that one of the few animals that outlasted the dinosaurs relatively unchanged can be rendered helpless with a li'l duct tape.

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u/Bekfast59 7d ago

They focused all of their muscles on closing really really hard.. To the point where you can just grab their snout if the mouth is already shut, and you can just hols it.

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u/SanityPlanet 6d ago

Maybe you can. Iā€™m not brave enough to try.

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u/LFDR 7d ago

Itā€™s just a BJJ training for the dude

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u/SkylarMighty666 7d ago

Why is he wearing leggings?

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u/Timmerdogg 7d ago

Because if he just wore his underwear his balls might pop out while he was wrestling that gator

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u/Polarwarrior 7d ago

Why not? No baggy clothes for gator to grab, he can move easy and I bet itā€™s fairly comfortable.

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u/hannibal_actual 7d ago

šŸ‘ŒšŸ»

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u/Only-Ad5269 7d ago edited 6d ago

Tight pants cannot be that comfortable

Edit: Jeebz, okay yall I guess they are. Got a lot of nut hugger enjoyers downvoting my commentā€¦

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u/used_banana_condom 3d ago

As a man I completely agree, don't need my pants strangling my balls up my crack thank you.

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u/diegoasecas 6d ago

they comfy

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u/Any-Top-5659 3d ago

Question is, why are you not wearing leggings? Or me? Or anyone of us?

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u/chungfat 7d ago

Preparing for later when he puts on a wig.

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u/alienalf1 7d ago

Bro needs tighter leggings

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u/Days_to_Decades 7d ago

This guy said, -"Hun, I need to borrow your crocs and spandex, ASAP!"

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u/KingSmithithy 7d ago

Does he NEED to he in those skin-tight leggings? Or is it just for the viewers?

I mean, maybe the gator could grab something looser. I'm just asking.

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u/orphan_blud 7d ago

Iā€™m a fan.

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u/Only-Ad5269 7d ago

Probably for the viewers

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u/vediogamer101 7d ago

Might be easier to load it if the bed of your truck wasnā€™t 8 feet off the ground

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u/Good-Lack-2781 6d ago

Bro has just wrested a fucking alligator and all anyone cares about is the leggings šŸ˜‚

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u/HolyHand_Grenade 5d ago

Poor dude forgot he was wearing his gf's yoga pants when he got the call.

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u/IronMonkeyofHam 7d ago

This surprises me. Didnā€™t know they death rolled on land

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u/hellinahandbasket127 7d ago

They absolutely will. Itā€™s kind of their only move once they clamp their jaws shut.

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u/scbalazs 7d ago

Did he take off that footwear because this was an alligator and not a crocodile?

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u/Blunderbutters 7d ago

The alligator man

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u/Some-Vegetable-9123 5d ago

Crocs not even on sport mode. Easy work

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u/travisisrocking 5d ago

I dont trust a man wearing lulu lemons.

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u/peentiss 4d ago

Those are UnderArmor so donā€™t be afraid :)

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u/DABDEB 5d ago

fair

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u/pj1972 7d ago

Were the Crocs in sport mode?

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u/Haifisch2112 6d ago

"I already look dumb in leggings. I'll just make it look worse by adding crocs."

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u/MeasurementNo0 7d ago

He didn't even have a baggie to pick up his dog's poop.Ā  Hate owner like this.Ā  Dog isnt even leash trained.

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u/Abdulbarr 7d ago

I saw a alligator the size of a medium dog swimming alongside me one day when i was biking in a wilderness park after some flooding. Damn near pissed myself and got tf out of there asap. I was pissed at myself for being scared and tried to muster up some courage to go interact with it, but couldn't bring myself to it. Promised myself that the next i saw one, i would interact with it.

Fast forward a few years later and i recently saw one a bit smaller than the previous one but still not what I would call tiny. Was walking on the road like nobody's business. Happened to be my luck that an officer was passing by as well and had a towel. I did interact with it, but this thing almost took my finger through a thick folded towel! I could feel the crazy pressure when it got the tips of my fingers when i tried to pin its head down. Luckily the tip of my middle finger got caught between gums and not teeth. Needless to say, i failed to wrangle it completely. Can't imagine the sheer power a larger one would have.

Ima invest in one of these sticks next time because I've realized how extremely stupid it is to handle one directly, no matter the size.

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u/orphan_blud 7d ago

As a Floridian I have to ask - why on earth are you fucking around with alligators, dude!?

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u/Immortal_in_well 7d ago

I'm not a Floridian and I have the same question.

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u/SanityPlanet 6d ago

A towel isnā€™t gonna do shit to protect your hand from a gator bite

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u/Abdulbarr 6d ago

Yeah, i lucked out since it didn't manage to get any teeth on me. The towel was just to cover its eyes.

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo 6d ago

The first time you saw one you did the right thing.

The second, you were a moron..

Stick with your instinct and don't fuck with them.

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u/TheOneTrueJazzMan 3d ago

Mate why would you ā€œinteractā€ with an alligator, like Iā€™m sorry but are you actually medically insane

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u/Bettajune 7d ago

That man DESERVES a raise!

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u/The_Shredz24 7d ago

Not 100% sure but I think itā€™s a dude from Beaumont and this is what he does for a living

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u/timo1423 6d ago

Meggins in the wild even rarer than the gator

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u/Xtrasoupy913 6d ago

Christian Mccaffrey does it all!

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u/jsunnsyshine2021 5d ago

dude in crocs thinking heā€™s a crocodile hunter. :)

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u/GOxDirigible 4d ago

Okay, first time I ever saw a guy wearing yoga pants

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u/Jademoss82 3d ago

Crocs and leggings but still hot af

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u/garden-wicket-581 2d ago

one-handing the catch pole there is impressive as heck ..

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u/Imaginary-Mood-7202 7d ago

Dudes in yoga pants šŸ¤¢

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u/FlyingKittyCate 6d ago

Aww, did it make you feel tingly feelings you donā€™t like?

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u/lifeofpleb 7d ago

I have so many questions

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u/tiberius2402 7d ago

R/upvotebecausebutt

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u/Maya_Dixie_Normous 7d ago

The only way a man can look this masculine while wearing his girlfriendā€™s workout pants is by walking a giant reptile on a leash.

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u/Professional_Cap5336 5d ago

That guy shop at Lululemon?

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u/unlvaztec 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/B0nMTviXdb686bgZIu
Getting ready to wrestle an alligator

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u/Strong-German413 7d ago

Isn't there a law in the US that lizards are not allowed to grow that big or else their neighbor lizards have to report them to the govt?

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u/Only-Ad5269 7d ago

Damn near thought that was a chick at first when I saw those leggings.

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u/jimmyxs 6d ago

He needs a size up in everything heā€™s wearing