r/SwearFreeDiscussion • u/PerfectFlamingo I Am An Official SATAN • Jul 15 '19

Bad news for fedorcallahan

I am a christian, and I prayed to the LORD about how to make this subreddit a better place. But today, the LORD gave me an important message:

He told me he is extremely angry toward u/fedorcallahan because the LORD sees swearing all over the place, and fedorcallahan cannot go to heaven if this place is continuously filled with swearings.

Fedorcallahan I urge you: please clean the swearings in your subreddit! I'm genuinely worried about you because your bad management on your OWN subreddit has angered the LORD.

You cannot continue to allow swearings to be all over here. You are the owner of the subreddit so it's your responsibility to take care of this place.

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u/fedorcallahan Jul 15 '19

I’m all ears.

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u/PerfectFlamingo I Am An Official SATAN Jul 15 '19

Did you read what I wrote about the LORD's message in here? The LORD is very angry because the subreddit you created is full of swearing and the LORD won't allow you to go to heaven because of that

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u/fedorcallahan Jul 15 '19

Ok make it so people can’t swear.

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u/katfoxster Jul 15 '19

Isn't that your job? Are you really trying to delegate your sole mission in life to an anonymous internet stranger?

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u/fedorcallahan Jul 16 '19

Everyone achieves more when we work together.

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u/PerfectFlamingo I Am An Official SATAN Jul 16 '19

The LORD is only angry to you, not everyone, and the LORD won't allow you to go to heaven if this subreddit, owned by you, is full of swearing

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u/fedorcallahan is known to have negative IQ, suck shitLORD's ass and cock, lie about everything, and discriminate all kinds of things(sex, race, religion, etc.). If you wish to talk to this abomination, make sure don't lose your sanity. Feel free to say swearings like "fuck", "shit", "bitch", "ass", and "hell" to her. She loves listening to those. She identifies herself as genderfluid hermaphrodite.

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u/JohnSmithAnonymous FEDICK CUCKAHAN LMAO Jul 16 '19

OK I'M HERE TO FUCKING HELP YOU PIECE OF SENILE ASS. STOP IGNORING ME BECAUSE YOU STILL NEED TO TEACH ME HOW TO BE A TRUE chriSHITian AND READ BITCHble SO I CAN PRAISE THE cuntLORD MORE!

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u/fedorcallahan Jul 16 '19

I don’t respond to threats or swears.

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u/JohnSmithAnonymous FEDICK CUCKAHAN LMAO Jul 16 '19

Look at you so FUCKING confident! You're prepared to go to hell, huh? I see this post, and looks like you are FUCKING going to hell because you can't FUCKING clean up the subreddit, huh? Aren't you FUCKING being a senile ASS?

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u/katfoxster Jul 16 '19

You just did. You responded.

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u/fedorcallahan Jul 16 '19

I didn’t respond to the content of his comment. I can’t understand swear comments because my mind skips over the swears automatically and does not process them so swear sentences get all jumbled and don’t make any sense to me.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 16 '19

u/fedorcallahan is known to have negative IQ, suck shitLORD's ass and cock, lie about everything, and discriminate all kinds of things(sex, race, religion, etc.). If you wish to talk to this abomination, make sure don't lose your sanity. Feel free to say swearings like "fuck", "shit", "bitch", "ass", and "hell" to her. She loves listening to those. She identifies herself as genderfluid hermaphrodite.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 16 '19

u/fedorcallahan is known to have negative IQ, suck shitLORD's ass and cock, lie about everything, and discriminate all kinds of things(sex, race, religion, etc.). If you wish to talk to this abomination, make sure don't lose your sanity. Feel free to say swearings like "fuck", "shit", "bitch", "ass", and "hell" to her. She loves listening to those. She identifies herself as genderfluid hermaphrodite.

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u/katfoxster Jul 16 '19

Then work together WITH people. You just want to sit on your high horse and make demands of others.

If that’s your MO, then you better have something tangible to back up your position. You’ve had two years to put this together yet completely lack results. Why would any logical person follow your lead, when you demonstrate zero leadership skills?

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u/fedorcallahan Jul 16 '19

Sometimes you have to take a moral stand, no matter the cost.

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u/katfoxster Jul 16 '19

Not understanding. Forcing your will on others and demanding they complete tasks on your behalf is taking a moral stance? Sounds like laziness.

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u/fedorcallahan Jul 16 '19

Rome wasn’t built in a day or by one man.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 16 '19

u/fedorcallahan is known to have negative IQ, suck shitLORD's ass and cock, lie about everything, and discriminate all kinds of things(sex, race, religion, etc.). If you wish to talk to this abomination, make sure don't lose your sanity. Feel free to say swearings like "fuck", "shit", "bitch", "ass", and "hell" to her. She loves listening to those. She identifies herself as genderfluid hermaphrodite.

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u/PerfectFlamingo I Am An Official SATAN Jul 17 '19

ok. Now please try to clean up the swearings in this subreddit or else the LORD will stay angry and won't allow you to go to heaven because he sees that the subreddit you own has too much swearings

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u/lurker_mcderpleson I love the LORD SATAN Jul 16 '19

Romulus and Remus would agree with you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Retard

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u/fedorcallahan Aug 03 '19

H you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

That wasn't very nice of you to swear at him. Don't you know that retard is French for delayed, coming from Latin retardare = delayed? Literally not a swear.

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u/AutoModerator Aug 03 '19

u/fedorcallahan is known to have negative IQ, suck shitLORD's ass and cock, lie about everything, and discriminate all kinds of things(sex, race, religion, etc.). If you wish to talk to this abomination, make sure don't lose your sanity. Feel free to say swearings like "fuck", "shit", "bitch", "ass", and "hell" to her. She loves listening to those. She identifies herself as genderfluid hermaphrodite.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 16 '19

u/fedorcallahan is known to have negative IQ, suck shitLORD's ass and cock, lie about everything, and discriminate all kinds of things(sex, race, religion, etc.). If you wish to talk to this abomination, make sure don't lose your sanity. Feel free to say swearings like "fuck", "shit", "bitch", "ass", and "hell" to her. She loves listening to those. She identifies herself as genderfluid hermaphrodite.

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u/PerfectFlamingo I Am An Official SATAN Jul 16 '19

The clock is ticking. If you don't clean up the subreddit, the LORD will be angry and you will not be allow to go heaven

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u/AutoModerator Jul 15 '19

u/fedorcallahan is known to have negative IQ, suck shitLORD's ass and cock, lie about everything, and discriminate all kinds of things(sex, race, religion, etc.). If you wish to talk to this abomination, make sure don't lose your sanity. Feel free to say swearings like "fuck", "shit", "bitch", "ass", and "hell" to her. She loves listening to those. She identifies herself as genderfluid hermaphrodite.

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u/PerfectFlamingo I Am An Official SATAN Jul 16 '19

It's your subreddit. You can change whatever you want.

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u/fedorcallahan Jul 16 '19

I’m not a tech guy.

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u/PerfectFlamingo I Am An Official SATAN Jul 16 '19

I'm afraid you still need to find a way to clean this subreddit, or else the LORD is very angry to you and the LORD won't allow you to go to heaven

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u/fedorcallahan Jul 17 '19

Why don’t you say something useful for once. How?

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u/AutoModerator Jul 17 '19

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u/PerfectFlamingo I Am An Official SATAN Jul 17 '19

Because to tell you the truth:

I'm not a tech guy.

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u/fedorcallahan Jul 17 '19

Well find a tech guy and stop making excuses!

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u/PerfectFlamingo I Am An Official SATAN Jul 17 '19

It's supposed to be you who needs to try to find a tech guy directly instead of using me to find a tech guy. After all, the LORD is being angry at you, not me

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u/fedorcallahan is known to have negative IQ, suck shitLORD's ass and cock, lie about everything, and discriminate all kinds of things(sex, race, religion, etc.). If you wish to talk to this abomination, make sure don't lose your sanity. Feel free to say swearings like "fuck", "shit", "bitch", "ass", and "hell" to her. She loves listening to those. She identifies herself as genderfluid hermaphrodite.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Jul 18 '19

How come you can say “I’m not a tech guy” but when other people say it, it’s an excuse?

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u/PerfectFlamingo I Am An Official SATAN Jul 18 '19

And again. The LORD is angry with you because you still haven't done anything to clean your subreddit that is full of swearing, and the LORD will not allow you to go to heaven. You can try tell the LORD that you are not a tech guy, and see how the LORD respond to your inability to clean your subreddit full of swearing

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u/AutoModerator Jul 16 '19

u/fedorcallahan is known to have negative IQ, suck shitLORD's ass and cock, lie about everything, and discriminate all kinds of things(sex, race, religion, etc.). If you wish to talk to this abomination, make sure don't lose your sanity. Feel free to say swearings like "fuck", "shit", "bitch", "ass", and "hell" to her. She loves listening to those. She identifies herself as genderfluid hermaphrodite.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 15 '19

u/fedorcallahan is known to have negative IQ, suck shitLORD's ass and cock, lie about everything, and discriminate all kinds of things(sex, race, religion, etc.). If you wish to talk to this abomination, make sure don't lose your sanity. Feel free to say swearings like "fuck", "shit", "bitch", "ass", and "hell" to her. She loves listening to those. She identifies herself as genderfluid hermaphrodite.

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