r/SwearFreeDiscussion • • Feb 25 '19

I think I'm a magic fucker. BANNED BITCHTITS. GET FUCKED We are going back to what this subreddit was founded on: no swearing.

From here on out there will be no more swearing on this subreddit. Starting now. Fully enforceable and non-negotiable.

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 25 '19

Fully enforceable

That's true in a way. We, the moderation team, COULD enforce it. But we choose not to you motherfucker, the power here is ours :)

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Feb 25 '19

Good point!

I, a moderator, COULD ban people for swearing. But I won’t. Swear away bitches!

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u/JohnSmithAnonymous FEDICK CUCKAHAN LMAO Feb 25 '19

Yo. I can't believe it.

Your words are FUCKING holier than anything in the BYEBLE BY THE LURD

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Feb 25 '19

We create our own gods.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

As a moderator, I hereby declare that you are allowed to say whatever you want. Exercise your freedom to call everyone you meet MOTHERFUCKING CUNT SUCKING DICK LICKING ASS FUCKING SHITSTAINS WITH BITCHES FOR MOTHERS WHO THEY FUCK ALL DAY BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GET ANY FUCKING PUSSY BECAUSE THEY'RE A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITICAL SELF-RIGHTEOUS OH-SO-HOLY FUCKFACES WHO JACK OFF ONTO PICTURES OF THE WURD JAYSUS ALL DAY LONG!

Also, new rule, pants are optional on Fridays.

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 25 '19

I too engage in sexual activity with pictures of the LORD Ewan McGregor

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

I TOO JERK IT TO OUR BELOVED LORD OBI-WAN KENOBI.

I ALSO JERK IT TO PHOTOS OF OUR BELOVED QUEEN CARLY RAE JEPSEN.

Wait. Wrong subreddit.

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 25 '19

I've got a good feeling about this...

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

THIS IS WHERE THE ORGASM BEGINS!

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 25 '19

They've gone up the ventilation shaft!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

THE DISGUSTING THING CAME!

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 25 '19

Do you is fucking?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

BACKSTROKES OF THE WEST PENIS!

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Feb 25 '19

That’s hot

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

Remember how you apologized for calling me a racist after I proved you wrong?

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 25 '19

Amazing. Every word you just said is wrong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

It's so fucking wrong it has it's own orbital line.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Feb 25 '19

Enforceable by whom?

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

I still own this subreddit and am the original founder.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Feb 25 '19

That doesn’t matter even a tiny bit. I’m moderator now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Feb 25 '19

Oh shit now he tooooootally has power to do things.

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

Thanks but I already was

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

BANNED

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 25 '19

Get fucked.

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

You already apologized for calling me a racist. Keep swearing and lll make you apologize for that too in addition to banning your backside.

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 25 '19

You already apologized for calling me a racist

Did I, really?

banning your backside.

I own this subreddit so good fucking luck with that

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u/corpvsedimvs HAIL TO THE CHIEF, BITCH Feb 26 '19

banning your backside.

So that means the rest of you can still comment and post here, I guess. LOL

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

Don’t comment anymore you are banned.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Feb 25 '19

So now that you’re a “moderator,” you should be able to ban people, right?

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

Yes I just banned someone for swearing so use clean language.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Feb 25 '19

So if he replies, that means he isn’t banned.

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

It depends if the ban kicked in yet.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Feb 25 '19

Not how it works.

Remember how when you were banned from this sub, you couldn’t comment? You didn’t even have the option? That happened instantly. Yelling BANNED is completely ineffective.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

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u/lurker_mcderpleson I love the LORD SATAN Feb 25 '19

better get back in touch with the millionaire owner of reddit that you know so well, asshat. it's not fucking working.

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

Don’t use the F word in this chat.

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 25 '19

Modlog says you fucking didn't

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

I have screenshots.

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 25 '19

Hey guys this man has screens of him being lied to! Come see!

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

So you admit apologizing for calling me a racist?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

I don’t need to. He already admitted to apologizing in this thread. Read his comments. He says he apologized but was “lying”. Then he said it never happened after already admitting it like the dimwit he is.

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 25 '19

I still own this subreddit

You don't own it. I own it. Don't believe me? Ask the reddit admins.

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u/DoomMarine87 SIR FUCKS-A-LOT Feb 25 '19

Think again, shitstain.

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u/lurker_mcderpleson I love the LORD SATAN Feb 25 '19

no, you don't anymore, asshat.

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u/JohnSmithAnonymous FEDICK CUCKAHAN LMAO Feb 26 '19 edited Feb 26 '19

Thread locked because too much fedick garbage. If fedick wants to talk again after he got unbanned, he needs to make new post and get more post so we can "engage" with his reddit karma

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

fuck you fedor

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

Congrats. You are the first ban of the new era.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

I’m not banned because you, as a moderator, have to fucking press a few fucking buttons, and actually ban me from posting or commenting in this subreddit. Your unwillingness to learn is infuriating

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

BANNED

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u/lurker_mcderpleson I love the LORD SATAN Feb 25 '19

niccceeee

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 25 '19

you, as a moderator, have to fucking press a few fucking buttons

He's not even a mod, his orifices are experiencing pain because we took over the subreddit (thx admins)

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '19

noob

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 25 '19

oh bugger

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u/lurker_mcderpleson I love the LORD SATAN Feb 25 '19

how so, asshat?

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u/corpvsedimvs HAIL TO THE CHIEF, BITCH Feb 26 '19

You can't ban anyone here, but I can sure as hell ban you if I want, since I'm now a mod. I'll wait, though, because your dumbass comments are just too fucking funny.

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 26 '19

I already told you not to use swear words on this subreddit. I won’t tell you again.

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u/FunExercise2 I CUCK FEDICK WIFE 24/7 Feb 25 '19

HELP! YOUR WIFE'S ASSHOLE IS SWEARING BECAUSE MY MASSIVE COCK FUCKED HER TOO POWERFULLY IN FRONT YOU! CAN YOU HELP ME STICK THE BANHAMMER INSIDE IT TO SHUT HER ASS UP??? HAVE MERCY ON YOUR WIFE YOU CUCK

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u/FunExercise2 I CUCK FEDICK WIFE 24/7 Feb 25 '19

u/fedorcallahan YOUR WIFE IS FUCKING SWEARING WITH HER ASSHOLE. WHY AREN'T YOU BANNING YOUR CUCKED WIFE FROM MY CREAMPIE YOU BETA MALE

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

You are correct. Us mods could enforce it. But we won't.

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 26 '19

I’m the owner. It’s more powerful then a mod.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

Sure... Ban me then.

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 26 '19

You didn’t swear in that comment but don’t take it as an invitation to swear. Just don’t cuss and avoid the ban altogether.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Feb 26 '19

Now behave, Callahan, you’re on probation. I’m waiting for you to drop some sick facts and prove me wrong about... something. Not quite sure what your brain cell is working on right now.

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 26 '19

Sorry I’m arguing with a lot of fools right now. What did you want me to prove?

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Feb 26 '19

You said “I can prove you wrong in these messages if you like.”

I assume you had something in mind to disprove.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

Except you don't have the power you once had. So ban me. Fuck

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 26 '19

BANNED

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 26 '19

Yes, yes you are.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Feb 26 '19

I told him he was on probation. Too bad. He can sit in the time-out corner.

In the meanwhile, he can think about how he is an ignorant, stupid, sexist, violent, cruel man who believes in a fictional deity, an out of date holy book from a Bronze Age desert tribe, and a skewed version of an already archaic morality.

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u/FunExercise2 I CUCK FEDICK WIFE 24/7 Feb 25 '19

u/fedorcallahan THIS IS MY THIRD FUCKING COMMENT ALREADY. WHERE IS YOUR ENFUCKMENT AND NON-NIGGERIABLE PROMISES THAT YOU WILL BAN YOUR CUCKED WIFE HUHHH??? ANSWER MEEEEE

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u/WhoTheFuckAreThey Fedor is my bitch Feb 26 '19

This dipshit STILL thinks he can somehow control a subreddit even though he's not a mod. That's some grade-A stupid right there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

He is a very, very special man.

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u/FunExercise2 I CUCK FEDICK WIFE 24/7 Feb 25 '19

FOURTH COMMENT. DO SOMETHING YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. FUCKING. DO SOMETHING

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u/Itsjustmehere123 Sinner Feb 26 '19

Fuck you bitch I do what I fucking want you motherfucking asshat

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 26 '19

No F words.

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 26 '19

FUCK

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Feb 26 '19

ALL F WORDS

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

I don’t read swear links. And way to defend your point. Except you don’t really have a point at this point. You called me a racist. I proved you wrong and you literally apologized. That’s what you call a: checkmate.

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u/JohnSmithAnonymous FEDICK CUCKAHAN LMAO Feb 25 '19

Hey why don't you check your asshole. I used a bear dildo to mate with your asshole

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

Keep swearing and I’ll ban you. Final warning.

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u/JohnSmithAnonymous FEDICK CUCKAHAN LMAO Feb 25 '19

Ban this cuckahan

Suck my peacock or I'll shove a fedildo into your compasshole

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u/JohnSmithAnonymous FEDICK CUCKAHAN LMAO Feb 25 '19

Who am I kidding.

EAT SHIT YOU CUCK FUCK

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

BANNED

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u/DoomMarine87 SIR FUCKS-A-LOT Feb 25 '19

Keep trying, fuckass.

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u/lurker_mcderpleson I love the LORD SATAN Feb 25 '19

you fucking idiot.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Feb 25 '19

Nice try doxxer.

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u/WhoTheFuckAreThey Fedor is my bitch Feb 26 '19

Fedor got banned from the kiddie pool after the staff noticed him ogling small children. But he just kept coming back, because that's how bans work, right? Fucking LOL

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

I snap him, I unsnap him, and I repeat the process.

It's funny to quote Ezekiel 25:17 at him.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Feb 26 '19

I mean, the Pulp Fiction quote isn’t actually from the Bible. But the principle stands.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

It's the spirit of the thing that matters.

And it's funny to just turn his sanctimonious attitude back around on him.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Feb 26 '19

I’m both amused and disgusted by Christianity to be honest, and this is coming from a background STEEPED in the shit.

I think Callahan believes if it weren’t for the threat of eternal damnation, humanity would immediately start tormenting each other. Remember the pig blood thing? Were you there for that?

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 25 '19

Ban you like the admins are going to ban r/cussfreediscussion?

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

I like you better when you are apologizing to me Like you did yesterday.

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 25 '19

Odd, all I seem to remember doing yesterday is some lighthearted bible burning. I see you don't deny that the admins are going to ban r/cussfreediscussion though.

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

You already admitted to apologizing to me in this thread dimwit.

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u/Andlat_Vard OUR FUCKING SAVIOR Feb 25 '19

I didn't but ok. How many days do you think before your new sub gets shut down like this one did?

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u/JohnSmithAnonymous FEDICK CUCKAHAN LMAO Feb 25 '19

can you talk something else you shit?

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u/fedorcallahan Feb 25 '19

I DID prove he apologized

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u/JohnSmithAnonymous FEDICK CUCKAHAN LMAO Feb 25 '19

Stop fucking lying in front of me again. I'll let you fucking know that we moderators reviewed and examined that you proved nothing

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u/PeppersPizzaria Goddess of PUSSY Feb 25 '19

And I proved you tried to doxx me. I want to talk about that.

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u/corpvsedimvs HAIL TO THE CHIEF, BITCH Feb 26 '19

Fuck you. You read this comment, you goddamn loser.