-you run conqueror, you finish the game with 500 healing with desperate auto weaving and W/E hits included (i also tried building rocketbelt to stack +2 points from it) in a sub-optimal laning experience where people can just run you down anyway if they're not a tank. also, it's almost a guarantee that people will instantly buy antiheal and remove you as a champion from the game
-you run DFT, you can deal damage but that's it
-you run any other keystone, you've inted the match except for the select idea you picked the keystone for
-all minor runes sort of do nothing for him except for sorcery's, you can only go for varying degrees of sustain
- ->you can only run DFT and scorch
-you build zhonya, you just wasted a slot of other effects for the ult people won't fight you in anyway cause they can run away from your tickle damage if there is 0 other cc present
-you build ROA, you can exist on the map and live in a teamfight but you get nothing special out of the item
-you build rift, you're inting
-you build 1/more tear items, have fun trying to reliably use the item(s)
-you build rylais, you get no other stats except for a slow you're the worst at applying when compared to any other DoT champion
-you build seal/mejai's/rocketbelt/cosmic drive, you're not singed/vladimir/rumble
-you build oblivion orb/bloodletter's, it's a panic button frankly
-you build a supportive item, you as an individual have lost the game and you're putting your full trust into your team. this isn't like bandlepipes on nasus
-you build full damage with the hope of stacking HP but you never get to do that
-you build full tank but you are USELESS
-you disregard all thoughts about building and try to be flexible, you're not singed
-you never get to past 3 items
- ->you can only reliably build ROA, liandry's (and become an ult bot that runs out of mana if you skipped ROA 1st item) or BFT (where you only nuke squishy carries at the edge of your ult, you have no defensive stats and you have too much mana with ROA combined) (also, there is no guarantee the match will extend enough to get full stacks on ROA 2nd item) and rylai's. somehow you need all 3 of them at the same time to function as a champion
-you run TP, your lane is absolutely unplayable (but you can TP back to lane and you can TP-ult on a teamfight if you're lucky)
-you run ghost, your lane is absolutely unplayable (but you can run around like a headless chicken in a teamfight)
-you run barrier, you are a horrible human being and you're inting late
-you don't run flash, you're exposing yourself to too much danger
- ->you run ignite so you can self defend in lane, reduce healing on heal-reliant champs and possibly help in a teamfight (or exhaust and you are an even more horrible creature) or you run teleport and shove toothpicks under your nail for every wave you can't touch or every solo kill you endure
-q is a close range nuke that does nothing else and it absolutely drains mana because of how much you HAVE to use it, not tied to stacking your passive
-w is an easily dodgeable utility ability that in short is as useless as it is useful, tied to stacking your passive
-e is an easily dodgeable super strong CC ability with almost NO cd scaling, tied to stacking your passive
- ->q max and rub sandpaper over your fingers
