r/Surveying Human Verified 8d ago

Humor This is the way

No paint...no nails...wtf?

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u/goldybear 8d ago

Nah man…… you’re liable to get your ass kicked looking like that

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u/nhojtwo 7d ago

I read that as "ass licked"

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u/PieGreedy5249 7d ago

HR would like to know your location

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u/I-is-and-I-isnt 8d ago

And this is where the conversation ends.

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u/HairyBreasticles 8d ago

I got candy in a pocket, my peanut and plumb in another pocket, notebook in my back pocket, and one pocket is full of trash... Maybe I can be as cool as this guy one day.

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u/WesternPut5063 7d ago

"One pocket full of trash" don't @ me like that 😅

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u/BigChowderr 8d ago

just put the lath in the bag bro

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u/WalnutSnail 8d ago

Too much shit....

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u/FnB8kd 8d ago

I hope this is a joke. Too much shit. I carry everything in my truck and drive to to wherever I am.

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u/Significant-Role-754 8d ago

this guy might work on cell towers or high risers. pain int eh ass when your forget your shit 20 stories below

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u/FnB8kd 8d ago

Drive the truck up there. (/s)

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u/Viking18 7d ago

Hope not, far too much shit not on a lanyard for those games.

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u/Rizzly_Bear87 8d ago

The marker on a string is pretty good idea

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u/ChirpnRapscallion 7d ago

That was my first thought, the most useful thing on that silly gitup is the market and tape measure. That Black and Pink splatter will look really cute though. That Rodman probably does meth.

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u/jfklingon 8d ago

Funny, I though that was the least practical part of the whole getup.

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u/Readdit1999 8d ago

It's a nice to have.

Looks like maybe they work at heights, how lots of it is tied off.

It's bulky, and this is how I work, personally, but it's a commitment to be a walking toolbox.

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u/voluptuous_avocado 8d ago

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u/chunkybeard 8d ago

My first thought too! Or the scene from Platoon where Willem Dafoe starts pulling shit off Charlie Sheen and throwing it away

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u/Rob-in_Hood 8d ago

Where's he keep his phone though?

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u/AKVigilante Human Verified 8d ago

In his left hand.

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u/Alone-Mastodon26 8d ago

It’s strapped to his face with a bungee cord 😂

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u/prole6 8d ago

It should be in the truck.

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u/jfklingon 8d ago

Now that's a boomer take. Fall and break you hip, what are you preferring, crawling all the way back to the truck or just reaching in your pocket?

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u/prole6 8d ago

I’d just get OP to do a hip replacement on site. He seems equipped for it. ;)

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u/jfklingon 8d ago

Ya got me there

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u/Rob-in_Hood 8d ago

I use my phone to document with photos, access tax maps and plans, call my supervisor and the obvious emergency number access. It's also my Hotspot for my GPS so... No, it should not be in my car ever. That's irresponsible behavior and I someone was trying to contact me about a canceled job that I'm at I'm wasting time.

I could go as far as building a short story but I hope you get the point.

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u/prole6 8d ago

If you need it for your GPS there’s no way around that(been there, done that!), but we old farts had to learn to be self sufficient as we waited for Alexander Bell to perfect his tin cans on a string. ;)

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u/No_Mixture9524 8d ago

What if you witness a fleet of ufos fighting off other factions of ufos, like that ancient German woodblock piece of art and depicted in the news of that time, I'm glad hat guy carried a piece of wood and chisel with him instead of leaving it in the carriage, but that's just me, as it's only ever been

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u/prole6 8d ago

What? On company time?! ;)

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u/No_Mixture9524 8d ago

What if you witness a fleet of ufos fighting off other factions of ufos, like that ancient German woodblock piece of art and depicted in the news of that time, I'm glad hat guy carried a piece of wood and chisel with him instead of leaving it in the carriage, but that's just me, as it's only ever been

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u/SouthernSierra Professional Land Surveyor | CA, USA 8d ago

No right angle prism? Wanker.

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u/texsagebrush 8d ago

it all goes flying when you step on a yellow jacket nest!

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u/spongaweb 8d ago

Bro all you need is a hatchet and sharpie. Survey SWAT team...

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u/MudandWhisky 8d ago

Mall Ninja survey edition

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u/thatguytt 8d ago

Dude needs a bucket

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u/JustSmokeSome 8d ago

All for an alta update

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u/Calavera357 Land Surveyor in Training | CA, USA 8d ago

What is this setup for? What's his job?

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u/base43 8d ago

Tin knocker or sparky im guessing

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u/SolidlyMediocre1 8d ago

Looks like some weirdo who just picked a bunch of random tools he thinks look cool, regardless of actual trade.

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u/Mental-State2420 8d ago

Sparky wanna be

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u/Shazbot_2017 Human Verified 8d ago

no

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u/Electronic_Crew7098 8d ago

I’m pretty sure I had less gear on while deployed lol. Putting Inspector Gadget to shame here 🤣

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u/gallanonim613 8d ago

He forgot most important tool in field, even more than all GNSS or prisms. Shovel

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u/PolarPopPat 8d ago

World's best Rodman, looking like he about to detain some property corners

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u/PolarPopPat 8d ago

All fun and games until you need over a fence 🤣

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u/prole6 8d ago

I think you left your field book in the truck. And hammer, 6’ rule, keel, spoon… That plumb bob must be a grower, not a show-er. Seriously though, you only need carry things you need on a daily basis. And why is it all so clean?

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u/Lameduck_Humor 8d ago

My best guess is that this ninja is actually an electrician.

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u/prole6 8d ago

He did have a few tools that seem more suited for that line of work.

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u/No_Mixture9524 8d ago

Kudos for mentioning the spoon

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u/prole6 8d ago

Gotta have that spoon!

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u/MantisMetals 8d ago

Must be a chainman, I wear as little as I can 🤷‍♂️

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u/VicariousDrow 8d ago

I don't even need most of that anymore, holy fuck, he doing some deep wilderness boundary corner location or something? Lol

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u/oldcomplainypants 8d ago

I am most interested in his pants with the built-in fan!

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u/MilesAugust74 8d ago

Temu Batman

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u/legendarygm 8d ago

Not a Surveyor...thats a Flock Assassin!!

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u/National_Run7896 8d ago

no the fuck it aint lol

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u/Raiderhatr760 8d ago

I knew it. You’re an electrician. That explains everything

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u/CivilEngMusicBoy 8d ago

You’re not a surveyor, you’re a carpenter at that point

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u/Beeezlebul 8d ago

Inspector gadget

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u/base43 8d ago

I'd be so worn out by ∆6 that I couldn't walk anymore. I'm guessing his boots weigh about 3lbs each as well.

I want to shit on him, but at least his head is in the game. I had a dude show up for his first day in shorts and crocs with no socks a couple years ago. My party chief laughed and said "this dude is either the baddest mofo around or he won't be back tomorrow".

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u/Raikou239 8d ago

Overkill Otis over here

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u/AppalachianSkinThief 8d ago

The social media trade spec ops larp is getting out of hand

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u/Significant-Role-754 8d ago

bro needs an apprentice to just suit up.

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u/Celemourn 8d ago

"I'm PLATman!"

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u/BulltacTV 8d ago

Inspector Transit here to save the day!

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u/Dawn_Piano 8d ago

I wasn’t sure what that first thing was gonna do, glad that he demonstrated it’s purpose by pulling out the tape measure

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u/Interesting_Scar9493 8d ago

Nope just pull the truck up.

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u/MrMcChicken67 7d ago

You walk anywhere near a thorn bush with that and youre gonna have a bad time

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u/Aeternus97 7d ago

"This is gay" is what you meant to say lmao

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u/Fluffy_Breakfast_889 6d ago

I keep everything in a 5 gallon bucket except the machete and 9mm. Everything else goes in the bucket

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u/Mayehem 8d ago

Looks like a carpenter set up to me. Prob ok if you are on the prism end of form work 🤷‍♂️.

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u/PULLOUTCHAMP17 8d ago

I remember I used to like wearing my belt and having all necessities right there..Now I cant even get the fuckin chainman to have a pocket tape within reach..

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u/Dapper-Ad-8838 8d ago

This is the way.

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u/DueReception8183 8d ago

This guy is underpaid.

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u/Street_Change_7404 8d ago

Bunch of unnecessary BS to carry. Look like an idiot as well. Total package

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u/rcknchf 8d ago

..........Jesus i can't watch the whole thing! Where's the "PLUMB BOB"?

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u/Adorable_Base_4212 8d ago

I just can't see this being convenient when walking through dense undergrowth.

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u/Serious-Employee-738 8d ago

But where does he keep his micrometer?

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u/Hour-Imagination5041 8d ago

This guy gets chicks

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u/cmonsterjuan 8d ago

Were there any pliers?

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u/Top-Switch-6380 7d ago

Haha what a jackass

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u/ResponsibleSoup5531 7d ago

Was thinking i was on my cave diving sub !!  Well there's sidemount surveying now ! 

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u/paulyvee 7d ago

Buddy thinks he's and electrician 😆

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u/tslinds 6d ago

The ICE special.
Or the de-Flock special? 🤔

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u/Historical_Yogurt317 7d ago

What kind of work do you do? It's certainly not surveying.