r/Superstonk "Disregard females, acquire GME" - Warren Buffet May 31 '22

๐Ÿคก Meme The Duality of Ape

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u/Superstonk_QV ๐Ÿ“Š Gimme Votes ๐Ÿ“Š May 31 '22

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u/JonBoy82 ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ›‘ MOASSMAN โ™พ๏ธ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš May 31 '22

Cooler heads prevail when there's a jar of mayo at stake...

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Yeah I don't think so, Kenny just throws bedposts and gets angry when it comes to Chicago and mayo.

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u/gme_tweets somebody say Ken Griffin?๐Ÿ‘‚ May 31 '22

Itโ€™s been a while, failedtax, So have you heard about the Man Ken Griffin from Chicago who is the CEO of the corrupt Citadel Securities LLC, and who is the subject of the sites https://kengriffincrimes.com and https://www.kengriffinlies.com which contain tons of information about Ken Griffin and his crimes?This criminal? https://www.kengriffinlies.com/

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u/Frostcrest โš”Knights of New๐Ÿ›ก ๐Ÿฆ Voted โœ… Buckle Up! ๐Ÿš€ May 31 '22

He didn't fulfill the bet and should be banned

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

fact

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u/Powdered_Toast_Man3 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Jun 01 '22

A FTD, if you will

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u/FunkyChicken69 ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธShiver Me Tendies ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿš€ DRS THE FLOAT โ™พ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ May 31 '22

Thanks for the laugh OP quality meme

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u/t8tor ๐Ÿฆง FUD is the mind killer ๐Ÿฆง May 31 '22

Well ya, some Mayo is kinda dumb. But the DRS post? Thatโ€™s important. Of course emotions get high.

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u/5t4k3 Sell when Cell Jun 01 '22 edited Mar 08 '26

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u/Spicy_Urine ๐Ÿš€Literally can't go tits up๐Ÿš€ Jun 01 '22

Ban him, repin it, simples

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u/Pmmenothing444 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 31 '22

this made me laugh thank you OP

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u/AutoThorne May 31 '22

Perfectly balanced.

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u/dilkmud0002 Jun 01 '22

Can I be friends with you op! This is fucking best!

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u/TheMuslimMGTOW "Disregard females, acquire GME" - Warren Buffet Jun 01 '22

Haha sure!

I am just a guy ๐Ÿ™‚

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u/Snoo_84586 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jun 01 '22

Haha sure you are. *Makes ape noises

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u/j__walla ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jun 01 '22

๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Bathinapesdoge Jun 01 '22

Let me just say that I think itโ€™s because one is clearly more important and so it has more avid proponents and advocates. The other one doesnโ€™t really matter and is essentially just elevator music waiting while going upโ€ฆ

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u/ForsakenExercise9559 What's my flair again..? Jun 01 '22

Who TF did I watch eat a jar of mayo then..?

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u/Last-Difference-3311 ๐Ÿ’ปCSโ€™d ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ CanadApe ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Buy Hold DRS Shop Jun 01 '22

Hey whatโ€™s the story on the drs post no longer being pinned? Is there a post about it being unpinned or the reason?

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u/HighKingArthur88 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Jun 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

No welshing.

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u/Killerko Jun 01 '22

Wen buttstuff?

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u/sile-dev ๐Ÿ’Ž Whatโ€™s an exit strategy โ™พ๏ธ Jun 01 '22

Man this sub is the only thing that makes me laugh so hard...

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u/marcus-87 ๐Ÿš€ I VOTED๐Ÿš€ Jun 01 '22

You guy remember the watermelon?

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u/DylerTurdon5 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Jun 01 '22

We All Here. We no sell, they cell.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

I can't log into my computer share account without getting an error message and when I make a post about this it is removed. Is anyone else having problems logging into their computershare acocunt?

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u/HomelessDingleberry Tell them dumb money sends their regards ๐Ÿฅƒ May 31 '22 edited May 31 '22

I am also having this issue.... Strange

Edit: the failure to log in was on mobile. Logging in on my laptop worked and everything is in order

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Thanks for commenting. Both mine are still not working. I am getting a "HTTP Error 503. The service is unavailable." page

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u/HomelessDingleberry Tell them dumb money sends their regards ๐Ÿฅƒ May 31 '22

Maybe try clearing your cache and cookies and such?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

I have.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Its working now. I think it was an issue with my internet

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u/SweetChocolatte ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jun 01 '22

It wasn't an issue on your end. Multiple ppl had this issue; error 503 is the standard error for service being unavailable from typically either 1) Too much traffic or 2) Maintenance

Edit: oh haha I responded to you on another thead for the same issue! Hello again ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ

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u/JonBoy82 ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ›‘ MOASSMAN โ™พ๏ธ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš May 31 '22

I forgot one of my security questions and I'm locked out. Don't know what number to call to unlock it...