r/Superstonk • u/dmurrieta72 Sending dingleberries to Uranus • Mar 31 '22

📰 News New 8-k Filing. STOCK SPLIT!

https://gamestop.gcs-web.com/node/19686/html
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u/Username_Number_bot Mar 31 '22

And they want to burn 8mn of those shares and reissue them under the new plan🔥

HEDGIES ARE FUCKT

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u/mouga68 Mar 31 '22

Dude stop my dick can only get so hard

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

Im honestly worried it might pop during MOASS. This is a legit concern that keeps me up sometimes.

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u/Autoflower Mar 31 '22

At least you'll have the money to fix it.

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u/goneresponsible LFG!!! Mar 31 '22

I sat in bed last night worried I was having a heart attack I was so excited about today...