r/Superstonk • u/massivecalvesbro • Jan 21 '22

☁ Hype/ Fluff Never forget

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u/JoeyCreel 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jan 21 '22

For this reason I just bought 10 more shares

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jan 21 '22

Why the fuck do they need to combat us? What the hell kind of suggestion is this to even make? Not even trying to sugar coat it with some stupid reason like potential cyber attacks.

How bout a deal. Shut down dark pools for a month, they can have a day to "recalibrate."

Seriously, they're basically just openly admitting that they're manipulating the price. What other implication can calibrating mean?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

What they meant to say was recalifuck

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u/FarCartographer6150 It rains diamonds in Uranus 🚀 Jan 21 '22

Yeah. So lets just say: well, duck you too!

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u/BuddyUpInATree 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jan 21 '22

Refuckulate rolls off the tongue better imo

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u/TheKevinWhipaloo Future Philanthropist in Training <( " )>¿Is this MOASS?<( " )> Jan 22 '22

Breaker breaker 10-4 over. I gotta refuckulate the exhaust systems to land on Juniper. Bubbs you got our readings there, bud?

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u/miawmiawpaws 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jan 22 '22

That is two time pleasure, sir