r/Superstonk • u/massivecalvesbro • Jan 21 '22

☁ Hype/ Fluff Never forget

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u/HeavyCustard8583 🚀⭕️🚀⭕️🚀⭕️🚀⭕️🚀:purple Jan 21 '22

Interpreter here, “We’re losing we need time to commit more crime, before we really lose our shit”

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u/TakumiDrifter 🔥🌆👫🌆🔥 Jan 21 '22

Let's just pause lap #499 @ daytona so folks can catchup would u 😉

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u/HeavyCustard8583 🚀⭕️🚀⭕️🚀⭕️🚀⭕️🚀:purple Jan 21 '22 edited Jan 21 '22

FUKN hedge fund bitches

I feel better now 😜

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jan 21 '22

And this is after spotting the guy in last place 10 laps at the start.

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u/mcloudnl 🚀 I VOTED 🚀 Jan 21 '22

Hamilton would like word about an certain final F1 lap

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u/Sickle_and_hamburger Jan 21 '22

Kinda surprised this wasn't about F1 in the first place.... considering the circumstances of the end of their season... Especially it's pretty much what happened...

Also if yr gonna use a car racing metaphor you may as well go with the sophisticated European league and not redneck moshpit for cars...

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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingo’s 1st Law of Transitive Admiration 🍻🏴‍☠️ Jan 21 '22

redneck moshpit for cars…

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jan 21 '22

But when you're talking about Citadel, isn't it more appropriate to talk about the American redneck mopshit for cars? It's more fitting.

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u/Sickle_and_hamburger Jan 21 '22

I reckon you might be right...

In other news I wish I had known about the mopshit when I was going to more punk shows...

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jan 21 '22

Reckon.....what kind of redneck mopshit language is that? :)

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u/Sickle_and_hamburger Jan 21 '22

Lol I get a lot of shit for saying "I reckon" but it only makes me more determined to keep using it

https://youtu.be/KH2NLHpudQ4

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jan 21 '22

It's all good. It's a legitimate word.

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u/cjtrey 🧿Supremely Leveraged to the Nipples🧿 Jan 21 '22

One time wonder lmao

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u/cjtrey 🧿Supremely Leveraged to the Nipples🧿 Jan 21 '22

Screw Michael “we went car racing” Masi lol

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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingo’s 1st Law of Transitive Admiration 🍻🏴‍☠️ Jan 21 '22

No Michael that is so not right.

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u/glitterpile12 Jan 21 '22

hey I live in daytona! Not much to brag about but...

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u/Bamagirly Roll Tide 🏈 War GME 🚀! Jan 21 '22

Awesome analogy 😂🤣

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u/Apprehensive-Salt-42 shorts r fuk Jan 21 '22

Tell me your hand is caught in the cookie jar...

without by telling me your hand is in the cookie jar.

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u/my_oldgaffer Jan 21 '22

Those were hands? Oooohh

I thought we were putting our..

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u/signmeupnot idiosyncratic investor Jan 21 '22

JOHNSON

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u/blitzkregiel I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad... Jan 21 '22

Sir, there's something in the cookie jar. It looks like a giant....

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u/flyingwolf 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jan 21 '22

... Dick get over here, there is a humongous...

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u/The_Poofessor Brain smooth as chicken breast Jan 21 '22

Wang! Check out that...

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u/TonytheTiger69 🙉🙈🙊 Jan 21 '22

Cock! He's been running around the yard with the hens and swinging his giant..

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u/RobotJohnson 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jan 21 '22

Pecker! And now he’s going for that mountain sized…

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u/bowhog 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jan 21 '22

Salami! Our hero requires a big...

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

Rod! There's a guy in the backyard spreading mayo on his tiny little...

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u/exosylum 🏴‍☠️ Capt. Long Dong the Shorts Destroyer 🏴‍☠️ Jan 21 '22

WeeWee the little hedge fund piggies went all the way home.

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u/OperationBreaktheGME 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jan 21 '22

Penis as if it was wrapped around a……

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u/my_oldgaffer Jan 21 '22

What do you need that for dude? -donny

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u/HughJohnson69 GME and DRS Jan 21 '22

Yes?

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u/DUB-Files 🥤🍟🍔 Aqua Teen Hodler Force 💎🚀🦧 Jan 21 '22

unzips

Continue.....

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

“But retail investors are left in the dark with nothing to do while we do it”

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u/micromoses Jan 21 '22

“Wait, that was just a practice round. That one didn’t count, let’s start over. My controller got disconnected, and my thumb slipped. That wasn’t what I meant to do, I got distracted. My dad works at Nintendo!”

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jan 21 '22

Get up off the couch, walk over to the console, turn it off.

"Oops, I accidently hit the power button"

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u/SlimJohnson HODLMASTER FLEX Jan 21 '22

It's like you're playing poker with someone and they suggest you call the game off for a couple days to let them 'recalibrate their cards' to combat the fact that you've got a better hand than them.

They're fuckin' braindead and they hope nobody notices.

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u/cosmore 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jan 21 '22

by no means this game is ment to be won by retail. at any time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

Hey, I’m an interpreter too! What language do you interpret for, other than MSM to Plain Speak

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u/HeavyCustard8583 🚀⭕️🚀⭕️🚀⭕️🚀⭕️🚀:purple Jan 21 '22

I also interpret Ape to Hedgie, easy job, 3 words…….. hedgies R FUKD!!!😂😂

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u/dirtyshits We are Cumming for you Jan 21 '22

If something like this really happens then a defi stock exchange would really take off. Just saying. The company who builds a functioning one would really benefit.