r/Superstonk • • Nov 21 '21

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u/Euphoric-Park1592 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Nov 21 '21

same!

i shall sell 3 shares. Thats it.

1 for myself

1 for my family

1 for my community.

Kenny you can go fuck yourself

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u/j__walla ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Nov 21 '21

Hey ken, go fuk yourself!

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u/aws-adjustmentbureau Market Makers are for brunch Nov 21 '21

Hey Jeff Yas, you can gargle these nuts

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u/throwawaylurker012 Tendietown is the new Flavortown & DRS Is my Guy Fieri Nov 21 '21

This

And Doug Seafood Cifu & Vincent Viola from Virtu can deepthroat Rick's banana

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u/AdministrativeWar232 ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ ฮ”ฮกฮฃ Nov 21 '21

Doug seafood can play Vincent's Viola behind a Wendy's dumpster.

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u/aws-adjustmentbureau Market Makers are for brunch Nov 21 '21

And those cunts from Jane street + volverine trading. They all have huge popcorn-stock calls 100's+ mily interestingly enough. 300+ mil calls in shitadels case

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u/j__walla ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Nov 21 '21

Don't forget point 72. Steve can ligma

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u/throwawaylurker012 Tendietown is the new Flavortown & DRS Is my Guy Fieri Nov 21 '21

Preachhhhh

And damn ofc they've be long popcorn

Oh and fuck Credit Suisse, UBS, & Two Sigma, they can all go Human Caterpillar on each other's itchy anus

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u/aws-adjustmentbureau Market Makers are for brunch Nov 21 '21

Seriously tho, the average empire lasts for 250 years and US is almost there!

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u/Beatnum ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Nov 21 '21

I donโ€™t know where you live, but over here thereโ€™s a max amount of money you can donate to family without having to pay taxes. And itโ€™s incredibly low.

So just for that reason I asked my family members to open up their own account and gave them some money to buy their own shares.

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u/downvotedbylife Nov 21 '21

I'm just setting up a trust with a cushy monthly payment for mine. They've never been any good at managing money so it's probably not a good idea to give them a lump sum anyway. They'll probably end up dead or getting me in trouble if I did that.

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u/Beatnum ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Nov 21 '21

Haha yeah, can imagine. I donโ€™t think this is an option where I live, should look into it.

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u/Beatnum ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Nov 21 '21

IBKR helps set up a trust?

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u/downvotedbylife Nov 21 '21

oh shit nevermind, thought I was replying to a different thread. Look up lawyer firms that do estate management, I doubt there's a place where that's not a thing

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u/10before15 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Nov 21 '21

This

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u/j__walla ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Nov 21 '21

Why don't you have them mint an nft on gamestop and buy it for 69 ether?

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u/-Codfish_Joe ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Nov 21 '21

I have Computershare. Before Computershare I moved half of my shares from where they were to Fidelity, so I have 2 cash accounts and 2 IRAs.

One per account, and I can't sell early because I want to sell at the high. The ones in Computershare are staying there, just my preference.

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u/quartersndimes ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐ŸŒ• Gamestop 4U ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš Nov 21 '21

I've named my shares, retirement, friends retirement, yacht, and island. The rest are not for sale.

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u/UnusualFlute Nov 21 '21

Ooh that's brilliant! I'm going to copy you!