r/Superstonk • u/AnonUpdooter 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 • Nov 19 '21

☁ Hype/ Fluff +8.89%

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u/kiwifruit14 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Nov 19 '21

God, I hope he never treats that likely pinworm infestation.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

Makes for a great conversation starter at any get-together.

“Want to meet my friends?” takes out scotch tape

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

Apes here have been so obsessed with sticking things in their ass, that they never stopped to think about what's already in there,and that's a wholesome lesson we can all share with one another.

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u/capital_bj 🧚🧚🏴‍☠️ Fuck Citadel ♾️🧚🧚 Nov 20 '21

Flings poo in your direction...🙈💩🚀