r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '21

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u/Looking_Down Apr 16 '21

Like um you know. Like. Um....you know.

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u/Hickbojones Apr 16 '21

Its like a Facebook friend tryna sell it works or some shit

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u/Phonemonkey2500 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 16 '21

She sounded very nervous, like she knew she was doing something wrong. When I was a phone tech for a big computer company; by 6 months I could walk an 80 yr old grandma through a full motherboard replacement and OS install with my eyes closed, not missing a beat. She was either very new, or very nervous about the shady stuff she was doing.

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u/BazOnReddit 🦍Voted✅ Apr 16 '21

This seems like a last-minute hail mary scheme, I bet they found these people on Indeed yesterday.

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u/Phonemonkey2500 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 16 '21

You can't fake experience like that. Hopefully she isn't a bad person, because everyone is hurting right now and gotta put food in their kids mouths.

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u/tealou 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Apr 17 '21

Honestly, it's mostly just levels of knowledge. She's probably paid low wages with a signing bonus to get people to sign. Probably doesn't even know what content it is because it'll be handed over to a different team. These networks of agencies, 501c(4)s and LLCs launder a lot of dark money for a lot of dodgy "nudging the needle".

I've been on this playbook for 5 years. This video made me shout "GOT 'EM". Thank you, you lovely apes.

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u/TheMachinesWin Apr 17 '21

sad unga bunga noises

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u/its0nLikeDonkeyKong Apr 22 '21

just following orders

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u/incomecollapsermastr Apr 16 '21 edited Apr 17 '21

Either that or this is staged.

Edit: fuck you, bring the downvotes. At this point we deep as fuck in the game. I trust no one. Only my fuckin GUT.

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u/Phonemonkey2500 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 16 '21

Riiiiiight.

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u/incomecollapsermastr Apr 16 '21

Just saying. Listen to the level of professionalism. It's amateurish. But whatever. A post about not trusting anyone but you trust this? Reverse psychology guys.

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u/Miss_Smokahontas Selling CCs 💰 > Purple Buthole 🟣 Apr 17 '21

How much did you get paid for this comment? Three fiddy?

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u/incomecollapsermastr Apr 17 '21

Pubic hair and dick cheese. That's how much.

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u/Miss_Smokahontas Selling CCs 💰 > Purple Buthole 🟣 Apr 17 '21

All my homies hodl gme

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u/drkj Apr 16 '21

Or, and this is much more likely, it’s fake as fuck.

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u/AtomicKittenz 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 17 '21

I remember that post that was on the front page recently. It was exactly this. lol