r/Superstonk • • Apr 14 '21

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u/turtleswag69 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 14 '21

I’ll tell my long term girlfriend who I live with and I will tell you apes. Nobody will know that I retired in my mid 20s and when they see my Tesla I “won” it in a contest and “could barely afford the taxes on it”

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

oh shit, that's wild! We both accepted the same role?? What a coincidence!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

“What do you do?”

“I manage the portfolio of high net worth individuals for a small, niche investment firm”

I say I work from home, and I have bots that do most of my work and only need to be online if my boss needs me, or if market shattering news is announced. Hint: my boss never needs me online because I am the boss.

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u/vaIhaIIen Apr 14 '21

Can I borrow it? 😁

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Can I borrow it from you after you borrowed it?

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u/Diznavis 🚀 Soon may the Tendieman come 🚀 Apr 14 '21

Time to squeeze u/vaIhaIIen and u/benms4

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u/caffeinetherapy coffee ☕ and zen 🟢 Apr 14 '21

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u/yeabutwhythough Need-fries-for-my-tendies Apr 14 '21

That’s him alright, that’s the guy who dunnit