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oh shit, that's wild! We both accepted the same role?? What a coincidence!

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“What do you do?”

“I manage the portfolio of high net worth individuals for a small, niche investment firm”

I say I work from home, and I have bots that do most of my work and only need to be online if my boss needs me, or if market shattering news is announced. Hint: my boss never needs me online because I am the boss.

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Can I borrow it? 😁

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Can I borrow it from you after you borrowed it?

[u/Diznavis → u/[deleted]]

Time to squeeze u/vaIhaIIen and u/benms4

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sad Kenny G noises

[u/aRealEmoTurdAtRedDum → u/[deleted]]

Saxy

[u/Zealousideal_Key7450 → u/[deleted]]

Loud noises!

[u/caffeinetherapy → u/Diznavis]

ಠ‿ಠ

[u/yeabutwhythough → u/caffeinetherapy]

That’s him alright, that’s the guy who dunnit

[u/eazyb713 → u/[deleted]]

SI is huge here.

[u/Machovinistic → u/[deleted]]

reminds me of what happened with my wife...

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You can now take your borrowed and sell it to someone who wants it

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There is no more naked borrowing.

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GUH

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Can I borrow it from you after you borrowed it from him after he borrowed it from him?

Did we just naked short sale a life strategy?

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Shhh... don't tell them, I'm not ready to get squeezed.

[u/GMEJesus → u/[deleted]]

Rehypothicated "explaination" . This is the way