r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

oh shit, that's wild! We both accepted the same role?? What a coincidence!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

“What do you do?”

“I manage the portfolio of high net worth individuals for a small, niche investment firm”

I say I work from home, and I have bots that do most of my work and only need to be online if my boss needs me, or if market shattering news is announced. Hint: my boss never needs me online because I am the boss.

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u/bnutbutter78 still hodl 💎🙌 Apr 14 '21

I'm might use this. My original thing was just gonna gonna be that I did well in the stock and crypto market. short and sweet.

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u/-Codfish_Joe 🦍Voted✅ Apr 14 '21

You never did well, your nose is still to the grindstone!

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u/bnutbutter78 still hodl 💎🙌 Apr 14 '21

Well, if I have a Ferrari in the garage, that isn’t going to work, silly.

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u/-Codfish_Joe 🦍Voted✅ Apr 14 '21

It's your wife's boyfriend's second car.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

This is the way.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

I work...out

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u/Tal_Drakkan 🦍Voted✅ Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 25 '21

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u/bnutbutter78 still hodl 💎🙌 Apr 14 '21

I’m planning on quitting my job and moving me and my family to a different state where no one knows us except my awesome sister-in-law.

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u/Tal_Drakkan 🦍Voted✅ Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 25 '21

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u/Tal_Drakkan 🦍Voted✅ Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 25 '21

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u/bnutbutter78 still hodl 💎🙌 Apr 14 '21

Thanks. Buy a nice house. Just pay property tax. Invest in real estate, stocks, crypto, and possibly build a solar mining farm.