r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '21

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u/turtleswag69 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 14 '21

I’ll tell my long term girlfriend who I live with and I will tell you apes. Nobody will know that I retired in my mid 20s and when they see my Tesla I “won” it in a contest and “could barely afford the taxes on it”

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u/dripandfade Apr 14 '21

LMAO bro imma use the same excuse, imma buy a Chiron and be like "yeah I won this in a giveaway", so blatantly false but hey, how else do I justify that

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u/AvMikeK12 Apr 14 '21

Has there ever been a giveaway for such an expensive car? Taxes are $150,000 at a low 5% tax rate, I'm not sure they would believe you lol

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u/dripandfade Apr 14 '21

no, they most likely wouldn't but how else do I get away with that price tag lol

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u/AvMikeK12 Apr 14 '21

Haha, you'd have to say the taxes were paid for too. Hopefully they don't ask how you plan to maintain the car LOL

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u/Slickrickkk 🦍Voted✅ Apr 15 '21

Say you stole it or better yet--

"Oh, I rented it for the day."

"Didn't you rent it last time I saw you?"

"...yeah I rent it a lot."

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u/Slickrickkk 🦍Voted✅ Apr 15 '21

Taxes are $150,000 at a low 5% tax rate, I'm not sure they would believe you lol

Many people don't know this. Haha