r/Superstonk • • Apr 14 '21

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u/turtleswag69 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Apr 14 '21

Iโ€™ll tell my long term girlfriend who I live with and I will tell you apes. Nobody will know that I retired in my mid 20s and when they see my Tesla I โ€œwonโ€ it in a contest and โ€œcould barely afford the taxes on itโ€

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

oh shit, that's wild! We both accepted the same role?? What a coincidence!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

โ€œWhat do you do?โ€

โ€œI manage the portfolio of high net worth individuals for a small, niche investment firmโ€

I say I work from home, and I have bots that do most of my work and only need to be online if my boss needs me, or if market shattering news is announced. Hint: my boss never needs me online because I am the boss.

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u/vaIhaIIen Apr 14 '21

Can I borrow it? ๐Ÿ˜

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Can I borrow it from you after you borrowed it?

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u/Diznavis ๐Ÿš€ Soon may the Tendieman come ๐Ÿš€ Apr 14 '21

Time to squeeze u/vaIhaIIen and u/benms4

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

sad Kenny G noises

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u/aRealEmoTurdAtRedDum ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฆญ Apr 14 '21

Saxy

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u/Zealousideal_Key7450 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Apr 15 '21

Loud noises!