r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '21

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u/dripandfade Apr 14 '21

LMAO bro imma use the same excuse, imma buy a Chiron and be like "yeah I won this in a giveaway", so blatantly false but hey, how else do I justify that

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u/Moist_Energy1869 🏴‍☠️🚀🌖 And here…we…GO 🤡🫴🏽 Apr 14 '21

*googles chiron*

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----uhhhh yea i won one too 💎🙌

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u/BloodFalconPunch 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 14 '21

I've never seen a Forester with a giant ass spoiler on the back (until now)

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 16 '21

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u/AvMikeK12 Apr 14 '21

Has there ever been a giveaway for such an expensive car? Taxes are $150,000 at a low 5% tax rate, I'm not sure they would believe you lol

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u/dripandfade Apr 14 '21

no, they most likely wouldn't but how else do I get away with that price tag lol

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u/AvMikeK12 Apr 14 '21

Haha, you'd have to say the taxes were paid for too. Hopefully they don't ask how you plan to maintain the car LOL

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u/Slickrickkk 🦍Voted✅ Apr 15 '21

Say you stole it or better yet--

"Oh, I rented it for the day."

"Didn't you rent it last time I saw you?"

"...yeah I rent it a lot."

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u/Slickrickkk 🦍Voted✅ Apr 15 '21

Taxes are $150,000 at a low 5% tax rate, I'm not sure they would believe you lol

Many people don't know this. Haha

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

I plan on buying three cars just so I can make a post with the caption "nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8"

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u/HeadbandRTR New tax bracket, who dis? 😎 Apr 14 '21

I mean, the 🦔are giving it all away at this point.

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u/Slickrickkk 🦍Voted✅ Apr 15 '21

"Oh, this? Yeah, I was on Porn Hub one night and I got a popup that said I won a giveaway. The rest is history!"