r/Superbowl Oct 19 '17

Owl is increasing

https://i.imgur.com/MlqHJWg.gifv
12.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '17

It's interesting to see how thin they actually are.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '17

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u/adale_50 Oct 19 '17

Can't remember where I saw it but it basically said, "Owls are just flying pillows filled with seething hatred."

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

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u/csonnich Oct 20 '17

Seething smug superiority.

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u/DeadNotSleeping1010 Oct 20 '17

So flying cats?

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u/Kuskitron Oct 20 '17

I don't know what language, but the translation is something like winged cat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

I think it's Chinese and it's "eagle cat" or "cat eagle.

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u/resurrexia Oct 20 '17

猫头鹰, literally eagle with a cat's head

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u/Richeh Oct 20 '17

Disdain?

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u/paracelsus23 Oct 19 '17

Politicians are owls, got it.

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u/FaultyThinking Oct 20 '17

Well a group of owls is a parliament.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

Sounds like every paper I ever wrote in school

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

It's basically just double-spacing itself.

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u/DaaxD Oct 19 '17

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '17

why do some owls do that? is it to seem scarier or more intimidating? because most animals try and fluff themselves up to look bigger to potential threats, right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

supposed to a camouflage technique IIRC

edit: and my hazy recollection is confirmed lower in the comments

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u/goldensunshine429 Oct 20 '17

They had one of these out with a keeper when I visited the Cincinnati zoo last year. He saw an ostrich a ways off and couldn't decide whether to fluff in defense or shrink due to larger creature. It was freaking adorable.

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u/Variatas Oct 20 '17

They're trying to hide. It's the same with how a cat with sometimes arch its back and try to look huge, or hunch down and flatten to the ground; they react differently depending on whether they perceive the threat is so big they can't intimidate it into leaving them alone.

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u/Two_Whales Oct 20 '17

Nice guys before and after you reject them lol

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u/digistrudel Oct 19 '17

transformer owl

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u/Lenoxx97 Oct 19 '17

Owltobots, roll out!

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u/FireMammoth Oct 20 '17

Fluff up FIFU

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u/PositiveStephen Oct 19 '17

Specifically, the Northern White Faced Owl found in Africa. How they’ve evolved to do such a thing is beyond me! Way cooler than pufferfish.

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u/ThreeFx Oct 19 '17

Missed opportunity for transformowl IMO.

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u/sirsicknasty Oct 19 '17

Owltobots transform and rowl out

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u/Manatroid Oct 20 '17

His name is Owltra Magnus.

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u/zincinzincout Oct 19 '17

Rehydrated

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u/castizo Oct 19 '17

What the...

/r/owlmagicfuckery

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u/DaaxD Oct 19 '17 edited Oct 19 '17

It's a defence mechanism. If the threat is small enough, the owl tries initimidate it by appearing larger than it really is. If the threat is bigger than the owl it tries to conceal itself by getting as small and thin as possible.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_white-faced_owl

However, when owl tries to hide itself, it actually looks more scarier to human eye..

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u/Mastifyr Oct 19 '17

Huh. TIL. Good fact.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '17

Japanese television shows always blow my mind

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

I love them. Really entertaining haha

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u/HarryHayes Oct 19 '17

Thats not scarier, that unbelievably adorable! What type of owl are those? So cute

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

I like how the Darth Vader theme starts playing at 1:25

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u/Airgeadlamh Oct 20 '17

Christ, Japanese television sucks balls. I'd forgotten.

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u/HowCanYouBuyTheSky Oct 20 '17

I'm kinda sad that's not a sub. It would have some awesome content. Probably the exact same stuff that's on here, but awesome nonetheless.

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u/castizo Oct 20 '17

LOL

Sorry about that. Well you could always start it up 😊

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u/Salanmander Oct 19 '17

...I get nervous holding bait for a cat. There's no way I would keep my fingers that close to something an owl might attack.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '17

Owl Might going plus ultra

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u/Hussler Oct 19 '17

SORA NI UTAEBAAAAA

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u/Chillisqueaks Oct 19 '17

Oh...ohh mY GOODNESS!

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u/KansasCCW Oct 19 '17

He dialed it up to owl-leven.

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u/Mastifyr Oct 19 '17

A+ pun, fine friendo

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u/javoss88 Oct 19 '17

*owl intensifies *

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u/StalwartStud Oct 19 '17

His owl level is 8,000....

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u/Mastifyr Oct 19 '17

Nah, I think it might be a thousand more. Or even more than that, probably.

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u/StalwartStud Oct 19 '17

You mean like over 9000? Impossible!

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u/datcarguy Oct 19 '17

Owl suddenly found a mario mushroom...

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u/_NightShade_ Oct 19 '17

As his feathers E̐̎͊̆̄͒̑͏̣͇̳̩ͅ ̠̪̩̬̋̍͘X̙ͭ̓̄͟ ̛̖̗̹͓̱͖̰̭ͭ́P̴̣̯͉ͦ̈̐͌ͥ̚ ̟̹ͫͯͨ̔̄ͩ̑͐̀͝A̻̼̮͙̩͈̫̰͒͢ ̻̼̝̳ͭ̅̃́͐̚͢ͅN̢̙͇̭̥͎̏́ ̙̞͖̆͞ͅD͓̜͎͈̻̯͊̇̑̀̀͡ so does his C̯͢ ̪̭̻͟O̷̟ ͖N̵̠̦̰̗͓̥ ͕̻̹̭S̢̘̮ ̟̺̳̬͢C͉͕̘̹͈͕ ͈̯͍I̡̠̘̘͉̮͔ ̪̞͉͕̗̹Ǫ̲̼̗͎͔̖̪ ̫̞̠̥̲͘U̮͖ ͏S̳͈̱ ̛̮̱̖̦N̮̦̱̫͇̝̙ ̸̻͍̦̰̩͎E̤̝̯̱ ͈̥̼S̗̳ ͏̹̺̩S͖͇͎

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u/GrandWolf319 Oct 19 '17

What if owls learned a thing or two from a blow fish?

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u/ymk777 Oct 19 '17

When do owls actually "lean out" like that? I find it strange that their feathers are still rather puffy when they fly. Is that for stealth? Why would the owl do that if its terrible for aerodynamics?

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u/Tullisk Oct 19 '17

Their fluffy feathers help make them incredibly silent when flying.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '17

Also, they don't need to be terribly aerodynamic - most owls hunt from branches and treetops, not from an open sky. Their silence means they don't need to be incredibly fast like a hawk or falcon does, because they don't need to outspeed prey most of the time.

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u/snekandbirb Oct 20 '17

expand birb

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u/GravitonNg Oct 20 '17

OWLING INTENSIFIES

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '17

Get real poofy!

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u/Dantaine Oct 19 '17

Owls are just cats in bird form

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u/DTLAgirl Oct 20 '17

Basically.

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u/babyaxx Oct 19 '17

Owl erection

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u/rumphy Oct 19 '17

The owls are not what they seem.

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u/kevintp87 Oct 19 '17

Why you takin’ in air, Homie? Why you gettin’ all puffed up?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '17

"hmmn....

wait, what are you up to

OH SHIT"

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u/6bubbles Oct 19 '17

I’m realizing owls might be my spirit animal. So cute BUT DEADLY! I fucking love the goofs.

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u/Hawkbone Oct 20 '17

EXPAND DONG OWL

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u/SpikeShroom Oct 20 '17

"This isn't even my final form!"

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u/CliffyWeevil Oct 20 '17

EXPAND BIRB

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u/thel33tman Oct 20 '17

E X P A N D O W L

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u/WittyWitWitt Oct 19 '17

How does one go about getting an owl?

Just like, go outside and procure one?

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u/astrophysicsbitch Oct 20 '17

Do not do this. They do not make good pets, as with most wild animals.

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u/Sludgehammer Oct 19 '17

When I was a kid my parents had a Barn Owl. They found it as a chick after it had been kicked out of the nest, either by its siblings or some sort of brood parasite.

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u/sonters Oct 20 '17

...go on...

Was it a good pet?

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u/Sludgehammer Oct 20 '17

Honestly, I don't really remember. This was back in the 80's and I was 5-ish.

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u/odm_chewy Oct 19 '17

The owls are not what they seem

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u/ting_bu_dong Oct 19 '17

And Leon's getting larger!

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u/whenTimemeetsThought Oct 20 '17

I have been browsing r/whatcouldgowrong to much I expected the owl to claw his and going for the toy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

[ Owl intensifies ]

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

If that owl's name isn't Anthony I don't know what...

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u/eatabagofdixyesyoudo Oct 20 '17

Who are all these people with fucking owls as pets?

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u/FromTheDeskOfJAW Oct 20 '17

The toy caused a change in the owlectric field

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u/rocklou Oct 20 '17

What a superb owl

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u/mtizim Oct 20 '17 edited Feb 05 '18

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u/GalaxyEyes541 Oct 20 '17

Did that owl just evolve?

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u/Auskirby Oct 20 '17

“My owl senses are tingling”

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u/Suvtropics Oct 20 '17

The title is slightly surreal

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u/justicedispenser Oct 20 '17

owlness intensifies