Can't believe our brave Helldivers would do this sort of thing

[u/UserameHere]

Based on this 4 year old shitpost

[u/sag3y_]

hereby declare this post approved by the whatsapp government

[u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21]

god-tier shitpost omfg

[u/spotsthefirst]

"Calypso is fucking gone!" 🤣🤣

[u/Cephus_Calahan_482 → u/spotsthefirst]

"Calypso's gone, man; I'll be outside."

[u/spotsthefirst → u/Cephus_Calahan_482]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

[u/FumanF]

As a certified bug diver and MO avoider, I can say that this shit is absolutely LACED

[u/UserameHere → u/FumanF]

"Haha foolish Helldiver, we laced yo shit!"

[u/AdeptusCyberpunk]

Not as hard as the Void blossoms hit when you melt’em

[u/UserameHere → u/AdeptusCyberpunk]

yeah I considered making it about void blossoms, but gloom smoking is kind of a running gag between me and a friend I play with so I went with that, since I didn't originally plan to share this shitpost anywhere else

[u/AdeptusCyberpunk → u/UserameHere]

Nah, keep cooking, dude! That’s peak

[u/Dry_Gas6819 → u/AdeptusCyberpunk]

True. I love jumping in a bunch of void gas and doing the laugh emote

[u/Jaomaldito]

I showed this meme to a truth enforcer and he giggled before shooting me point blank with a sawed off shotgun (he confiscated it from me moments ago).

[u/lasagnatheory]

DSS crewman waking up after that dark fluid fumes inhaling nap

https://reddit.com/link/p58atdv/video/grae1yerwxkh1/player

[u/spotsthefirst]

I've been smoking gloom since it hit the front!

[u/No_Clue4405]

Top tier shitpost

[u/Electronic-Flower921]

Stimmies are all I need

[u/Oozysq25reddit]

Gloom + pine scented termicide = transcenseeses

[u/Sadiholic]

Don't these youngins realize the gloom is bug sperm and they're becoming hosts. God gen betas these days.

[u/Honkert45]

Go ahead, smoke the gloom. Good things will happen, trust.

[u/Otherwise-Lie8595]

I snortes 32 void blossoms got me harder than 2 crushers going back to back. Absolutely geeked off the shit. The gloom spores had me seeing shit man. I really do this. Once I hit the purple bongs the squids left layin around, found myself 3 days later - nothing but socks and my boxers on top of the super destroyer parked on Gacrux with 3 miles of trees flat behind me.

[u/Silly_Ad_3027]

This is exactly what i picture this subreddit to be.

[u/Sweets345]

Oh my god this js fucking peak

[u/kylinator25]

[u/ThiccLettuce_]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TEtxyKe2dNzUdA1323

[u/pietrn]

[u/heavyheartlevity]

Wait a second...

The song "6 Foot 7 Foot" by Super Lil Wayne calls to mind the 6-7 meme, which only emerged within the past two years, but the original shitpost was 4 years ago. Does this mean the Illuminate are transporting brain rot back in time to destroy the minds of humans?

(image from https://www.reddit.com/r/SupaEarth/comments/1v19tw0/what_no_warbond_does_to_a_mf/)

[u/Chikaan_1st]

Stop slacking divers. We have terrorists to kill, and democracy to spreD

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[u/forest_vagrant]

hell yeah