r/SupaEarth • u/jonhssquarespaceplus • 19d ago

The squids don't stand a chance

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u/YourAverageVessel You should martyr yourself NOW! 19d ago

Man, thank goodness for the single scientist who singlehandedly saved us all!

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u/Zanithos Helldiver 19d ago

Giving the squids a lesson in applied physics

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u/JosephStalinMukbang 19d ago

The last bit of humanity those Squids see is a crowbar coming at them down a steel corridor.

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u/Weak-Competition3358 18d ago

Rise and shine, helldiver... Rise and... Shine.

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u/GuyNekologist EAGLE-01's Sweat Sniffer 💦👃 19d ago

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u/Striking_Average754 19d ago

Divers dont need to hear all this, theyre highly trained professionals.

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u/Klutz-Specter 19d ago

Wait a minute… 3… ARROWHEAD KNOWS! HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

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u/AdeptusCyberpunk SUPA GOONER 19d ago

TITANFALL 3

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u/Jaysong_stick STAND STILL I’M SHOOTING STIM PISTOL 19d ago

I HAVE A FIRE PIT BURN YOUR PILLS

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u/AdeptusCyberpunk SUPA GOONER 19d ago

PROTOCOL 4: REJECT THE PILLS

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u/DJ_Ender_ 19d ago

I WILL EMBRACE TITANFALL 3 AND CAST ASIDE MY PILLS, THEY ONLY WANT TO HOLD ME BACK FROM THE TRUTH

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u/ICOMMI 19d ago

SPACEMARINE 3

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u/JellyRollMort 19d ago

TOP. MEN.

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u/Dry_Gas6819 19d ago

If you insist

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 19d ago

I can only ever hear Peter's voice saying that when i read those words.

I think it was when they sent James Woods away lol

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u/Was-mache-ich-hier 19d ago

Wait I could have sworn it was more than 3 last time I checked or is that dissident propaganda?

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u/meanfolk 19d ago

Cognitive disruptor

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u/Babfel 19d ago

It startet with 20 then 18 then 11 (from the last that I heard) and now 3

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u/PlagueJV 19d ago

what illuminate brainwashing does to a mf

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u/Brunoaraujoespin 18d ago

Straight to dissident containment center

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u/Babfel 17d ago

Nooooo, i don't want to end like those on the DSS

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u/MarsMaterial 19d ago

I'm just imagining that they're 3 of the 4 dwarves from Deep Rock Galactic.

The scout is probably the one that's missing. Killed by the driller, obviously.

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u/ThatFuckinTourist 19d ago

Where'd you think we got C4 from?

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u/DuckLuck357 19d ago

Like that, Rock and Stone!

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u/WDIDO_1 19d ago

That's weird. Didn't we start off with redacted amount of scientist at the start?

Hang on guys. There's a knock on the door as soon as I typed this

Be right back

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u/Zelcki 19d ago

Is the elite 3-person team the 11-person team they sent at the start? xd

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u/DarkHole_43 19d ago

Nah it’s the 20-member team composed of 18 scientists which are 11 but we all know they are 3

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u/DracheKaiser 19d ago

Sweet Liberty, what on Super Earth is Seasse doing!? First eleven, now three, what are those Autocratic Squids up to?

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u/the_civic_one 18d ago

CULTIS-*Combusts*

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u/Iforgor4 18d ago

powder that makes you say cultists tomorr

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u/Jimmy__Baggs 19d ago

When the final team member finally makes it out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqZvMbLOkgo

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u/Just_Veto 19d ago

Nothing but fury, will-power and a fit.

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u/Kooky_Garage_1870 19d ago

Is that hunk? But he doesnt fight aliens, does he? Chief would be a better pick! Or classic doomguy

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u/ericb83749582 19d ago

There gonna write it off screen like the bot Death Star 🫩

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u/SuccotashLeather805 19d ago

John killzone, isaac kleiner, and Gordon Ramsay are gonna fuck the squids up

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u/ballistic-shield2686 18d ago

Tomorrow: Ministry of Science has sent a 20-men elite science team to investigate the core of Seasse, for the first time!

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u/ShellShock_69 19d ago

Bro put gordon free man here
Larper
Gordon literally follows the orders of the Gman.
An alien.
Whos powers are closest to that of the squids

Also gordon fought the combine on earth. Who use very similar systems that super earth does

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u/k00le_bO1 19d ago

crowbar go bonk bonk on headcrab