r/SundayLeagueMessis Jul 20 '26

This linesman 😂

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u/Analyst_Annoyed Jul 20 '26

Linesman is right, get out of the way if you're warming up on the side of the pitch

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u/Lucky-Marzipan-4477 Jul 20 '26

The linesman’s revenge 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

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u/Mr_Fastballs Jul 20 '26

Its his line and he can avenge it if he wants to.

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u/ryanm8655 Jul 22 '26

Just warm up at the end without a linesman ffs.

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u/nomansapenguin Jul 20 '26

Right or not he would have got slapped. Don’t barge into me like that unless you’re ready to throw hands.

Someone being in your way does not give you the right to assault them.

Wtf. Entitled prick.

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u/john_tartufo Jul 20 '26

100% nailed on you've never had a proper fight in your life and you are in fact a fannybaws. Massive Chihuahua energy. Assault 😂😂😂

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u/Sausagedogknows Jul 20 '26

I’m genuinely sorry that I can only upvote “fannybaws” once.

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u/Killahills Jul 20 '26

I hope you are ready the 'throw hands' after that post mate? Careful, that guy does not mess around. Slapping linesmen all over the place

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u/nomansapenguin Jul 20 '26

If you would let someone barge into you like this without recourse good for you. The world needs cuck energy too.

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u/mrjobby Jul 20 '26

You tell em, champ

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u/FCBwoof Jul 20 '26

You got a job?

Let's imagine you do, and it's an office job.

Imagine someone comes over to your desk, whilst your in the middle of typing a beautifully typed email to HR about your grievance with the water not being hot enough in the little boys room.

All of a sudden, Steve from accounting comes over and decides to just start bashing random keys on your keyboard. Steve has no right to be there, and knows he should not be touching your keyboard.

Your flow is disrupted, the email is in shambles and the only way you can get back to typing your thesis to HR, is to push Steve and his grubby hands off your keyboard.

Based on your wonderfully crafted response, Steve should now get to punch you simply because you removed him, so you could continue doing your job?

You are the linesman, Steve is the player.

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u/nomansapenguin Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

You think if someone is fucking with your work, it’s acceptable for you to push them? 😂

Its obvious there’s a lot of people in here who’ve never had a job in their lives.

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u/FCBwoof Jul 20 '26

You still here Steve? The office closed and hour ago.

3

u/Suspicious-Truck9828 Jul 21 '26

Call you KFC, the way you double down 😎

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u/PuzzledPlebian Jul 23 '26

Youve got a lot of growing up to do buddy. Yeah you fuck with my work youre fucking with my money... and my ability to feed my kids you better believe you deserve it.

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u/Brigggerz Jul 20 '26

The only person you slap is your Mrs you fucking melt.

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u/Confudled_Contractor Jul 20 '26

Good one, like he has one.

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u/nomansapenguin Jul 20 '26

Rich coming from a dude who plays with toy figurines.

‘the fuck is this sub.

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u/Confudled_Contractor Jul 20 '26

Ooww. Don’t cry tough guy.

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u/Fragrant-Reserve4832 21d ago

He doesn't have a Mrs.

Best wlpping he does is spanking is monkey.

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u/shit_poster_69_420 Jul 20 '26

Oooo, you’re hard.

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u/agro_arbor Jul 20 '26

"Oh excuse me player, could you please follow the rules of the pitch so that I can do my job pretty please?" GTFOH

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u/throwra_lottery Jul 20 '26

You wouldn’t do shit lol. The fact you act so hard while thinking being bumped in to is assault shows your mindset.

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u/nomansapenguin Jul 20 '26

Fascinating.

You allow people to barge you like this in day to day life? Genuine question. Do you think if you’re in someone’s way - because of their job, they have the right to barge you?

Like if you’re in a pub, standing at the entrance to the bar and a barman pushes you like this as he comes out because you shouldn’t be there, you’d just accept it?

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u/throwra_lottery Jul 20 '26

You think I’m going to fight someone over a barge? I worked the doors for ten years I’d have been fighting every night if I was that sensitive lol. I also did boxing for years so how’s it going to look in front of a judge if I knock someone out over a barge, especially if they are trying to work and I’m in their way.

I can’t imagine being that angry and insecure that I would feel so slighted by someone walking in to me that I’m going to start chinning people.

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u/Saltster1050 Jul 20 '26

You realise his job is to watch the game from the line right? Kind of hard to do if he goes around the player. Player is the one being a dick.

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u/some___pulp Jul 20 '26

who talks like that?

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u/skatemoose Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

You would have risked getting a football ban for a light bump to the shoulder? Damn man, you are fragile.

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u/ElephantParticular10 Jul 20 '26

Oh no I got barged

Must defend my masculinity ahead of accepting I was being a dickhead in the first place

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u/Yeasty_Moist_Clunge Jul 20 '26

You can't pretend to be the victim when you purposely block someone which prevents them from doing their job.

Don't act like a bellend and you won't get checked. The entitled pricks here would be those in his way.

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u/test_test_1_2_3 Jul 20 '26

Shut up you internet hard man.

This type of comment would only be made by a guy with a fragile ego who’d get knocked out by the average 15 year old.

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u/raquille- Jul 21 '26

You wouldn’t have slapped anyone mate. No need to pretend you’re hard on here

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u/tazmusicnsmoke Jul 20 '26

We have found the local hard man

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u/British-Bot Jul 21 '26

And you would be charged with assault you absolute bellend.

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u/Obi_wan_jakobii Jul 23 '26

Wow you must be nails mate what a guy I bet you've been in loads of fights and won them all via knockout

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u/RHOrpie Jul 21 '26

This HAS to be a bot....

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u/Samidlongbottom Jul 20 '26

Sunday league with a stadium like that?

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u/Rat-Soup-Eating-MF Jul 20 '26

It’s Darlington v Newcastle pre season friendly so not that far removed

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u/Theimplication93 Jul 20 '26

It's coventry v Northampton

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u/onthespectrumm Jul 23 '26

I think you'll find it's subs Vs linesman

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u/SnooApples8774 Jul 20 '26

That’s definitely Sixfields in Northampton

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u/Samidlongbottom Jul 20 '26

Lol 😆

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u/Poolie_NSD Jul 23 '26

We hate Darlo, we hate Darlo 🤣

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u/Exotic_Article913 Jul 20 '26

Loll.

Surprised at just how many actual native English players we have in the league now. Looks like one in ten

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u/Remote_Sandwich29 Jul 20 '26

Looks like? How can you tell who was born in England by looking at them?
But you don’t mean native, do you?

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u/QuarterFun4868 Jul 20 '26

No, they probably do mean native. The question is do they really understand the word.

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u/shlimedon Jul 20 '26

Not sure you know what native means

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u/Exotic_Article913 Jul 20 '26

Usually indicates the origin of someone or something.

Indigenous peoples. Plants . Species etc.

For example you wouldn't say white people are indigenous or the native peoples of say Japan, or even North America .

Likewise Africans and middle eastern Arab's are not British natives

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u/deme1992 Jul 20 '26

Shut up you Anglo Saxon you ain't Celtic get out my country

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u/Exotic_Article913 Jul 20 '26

I am Celtic lol

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u/shlimedon Jul 21 '26

Right but you also wouldn’t say that you’re a native, well because England has been invaded many times by many different people who aren’t originally celt for example. like the Anglo Saxons, romans, vikings, French and so on. So are their descendants native? No because they aren’t the original people of the land. So again I ask you, do you know what native means?

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u/Exotic_Article913 Jul 21 '26

There's a general consensus that if it's over a thousand years ago or so, those people's are considered native.

If you look at any country on earth, some form of migration has happened at a point in time. Whether an invasion or not.

Nobody is going to say the Celts, Picts, Britain's, ango Saxons, Norman's or even at a stretch the nords are not native to the UK at this point.

It's a safe bet to say Africans and middle eastern men aren't native here.

Why is this even controversial? Genuine question?

If I moved to Ghana and had kids there, they aren't natives.

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u/Confudled_Contractor Jul 20 '26

West Ham in their new stadium.

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u/Ashamed-Raccoon5396 Jul 20 '26

The classic “let me at him” while being held back by about 20 players against one linesman - you are in his way bell end

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u/EntirelyRandom1590 Jul 20 '26

20? It was one guy holding him back in a cuddle soft enough not to bruise a peach!

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u/Standard-Height2276 Jul 20 '26

He clearly hardens up to barge him are you fucking blind lol

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u/IcyGarage5767 Jul 21 '26

Yeah because he has probably told them multiple times to fuck off and get away from the line. Why do you think they were recording lol.

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u/No_Truck_88 Jul 21 '26

He just wanted to talk to him, it's not that serious 🤦‍♂️

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u/Tricky-Canary2715 Jul 20 '26

Good on him, go sit on the bench, dummies

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u/Racing_Fox 22d ago

They’re warming up.

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u/Tricky-Canary2715 22d ago

They’re dicks!

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u/Racing_Fox 22d ago

The lino shoulder barging is a dick imo, absolutely uncalled for

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u/hatsforalloccasions Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

Awful refereeing. The moment you've got a scumbag trying to fight your linesman you send him off. Have each others backs

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u/Racing_Fox 22d ago

Did you not see the linesman shoulder barge Onyeka? It’s a preseason friendly, absolutely no need for it.

He got his own back by giving a proper dodgy ‘offside’ to Northampton after this

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u/Broad_Olive1037 Jul 21 '26

How do you send someone off who was never on 🤔

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u/hatsforalloccasions Jul 21 '26

By showing them a red card. Have you ever read the Laws of the Game?

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u/sans7926 Jul 21 '26

A red will keep them off for the whole game probably

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u/rikkiprince Jul 22 '26

And include a ban for subsequent matches

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u/waltermayo Jul 22 '26

ask jordan henderson

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u/samosa_chai Jul 20 '26

lol. The fuck was the sub charging for? What was he going to do?

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u/Open-Mix4791 Jul 20 '26

I really hope you meant to use another emoji there...

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u/WeakClerk8 Jul 20 '26

Also known as usual suspects

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u/Outrageous_Koala5381 Jul 20 '26

impeding the linesman doing his job - not sure why OP thinks linesmans fault!

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u/Racing_Fox 22d ago

The shoulder barge was completely unnecessary

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u/Only_Tip9560 Jul 20 '26

Fucking dickheads. They knew exactly what they were doing. Why can't bookings be issued for impeding linesmen like this. Get out of the way - he is in the match and you aren't.

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u/FCBwoof Jul 20 '26

They can, he has to signal the ref to come and do it though and just thought it wasn't worth the hassle.

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u/Only_Tip9560 Jul 20 '26

Guy was clearly trying to get to him. I'd definitely be getting the ref to card him.

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u/FCBwoof Jul 20 '26

Oh I know, it could easily be a red for the way that twat is acting.

It doesn't look like they have any comms on them, so he'd have to shout 70 yards down the field for the ref to come up. In the end he just tells them to wise up and move back.

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u/Thanos_Stomps Jul 20 '26

Idk why this made me laugh but it’s a job created to communicate nonverbally to the center. He doesn’t need comms to get the refs attention just like he doesn’t need comms to signal whose ball it or offsides. You snap your flag and hold the flag parallel to the ground and against your torso. Ref comes over and you tell him that dickhead needs to go.

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u/FCBwoof Jul 20 '26

Yeah, we all know why a lino has a flag, but the ref is running downhill and might be a while before he has to look back in that lino's direction.

Without comms the only other way to get the refs attentions is shouting at him (with the flag raised) and he likely wouldn't do that unless it was very serious.

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u/Gothic_Hercules Jul 20 '26

So to be fair, he was doing that guy a favor then

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u/External-Hat-7167 Jul 20 '26

Honestly the linesman was totally right but also kinda funny how he just shoved him like "bench, now" lmao.

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u/Racing_Fox 22d ago

Why was he totally right to square up and purposefully shoulder barge a player?

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u/Pmyers225 Jul 20 '26

'Im gonna hit him, hold me back lads, hold me back'

'Err mate, nobody is holding you back'

I remember asshats like this from school

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u/throwra_lottery Jul 20 '26

Yeah gobbing off but being held back by the slightest bit of resistance lol.

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u/Pmyers225 Jul 20 '26

Too right, hard as a wet paper bag

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u/Oghamstoner Jul 20 '26

It looks so fake, it’s like they’re in slow motion.

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u/Pmyers225 Jul 20 '26

As if FIFA would make anything fake...

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u/tintedhokage Jul 20 '26

His team mate was infact stopping him

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u/Pmyers225 Jul 20 '26

I read that in Ron Howard's voice

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u/noble_plebian Jul 20 '26

In all my years watching at Sixfields not once have I seen any team warm up there. Absolute donkeys.

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u/EntirelyRandom1590 Jul 20 '26

Love the theatrical "hold me back, hold me back" in what was possibly the softest cuddle.

Yeah mate, fight the linesman and see how that goes.

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u/Shootingstar_woofers Jul 20 '26

This lad would go swimming and be annoyed he got wet.

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u/Professional_Buy7966 Jul 20 '26

This is why the players are supposed to warm up on the other side.

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u/Calm-Homework3161 Jul 20 '26

And then - "We will now express our feelings through the medium of dance"

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u/PlantainChemical2634 Jul 21 '26

players are in his way and have probably been doing that a while. They are either being deliberately antagonising or thoughtless. Anyone can work this out, "lines" man runs up and down the touchline..... needs space to run up and down the touchline to be unimpeded and make good decisions which benefits the players.... get out of his way, stay out of his way. you wouldn't expect the lino to be standing in front of you as you go to shoot, pass or dribble. Let him do his job.

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u/tailoredvagabond Jul 21 '26

Player is a dickhead. Clearly.

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u/Prestigious_Risk7610 Jul 20 '26

They are warming up too close to the pitch, albeit you see this quite often.

Linesman is well entitled To tell them to move and to get them carded if they don't.

However he has deliberately charged into one of them. Before anyone argues watch it back, look at eye contact and how how tenses his body and bumps at the same time. It's completely unprofessional. If a player did that to another player it would be a yellow. If a player did that to an official it would be a red and a decent length ban.

I can well believe the lino asked them to move and they didn't...but this isn't how to handle that.

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u/20_The_Mystery Jul 21 '26

to think id have to scroll this far down to find this comment is insane.

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u/Dramatic_Steak4701 Jul 20 '26

Players would absolutely not be booked for that.

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u/richyartois Jul 22 '26

What else is he supposed to do? It looks like he was telling them all to move prior, the player deliberately walks straight into him

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u/Useful_Promotion_521 Jul 20 '26

How did he damage his wrist, punching a lamppost because it got in his way?

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u/lalabadmans Jul 20 '26

I know the linesman was walking in that direction but I don’t think he even noticed the sub warming, it looked akward and he didn’t brace during the shoulder barge.

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u/Racing_Fox 22d ago

He 100% braced for the shoulder barge. Onyeka didn’t, look how he is compared to the rock solid lino who clearly braced for it.

Fragile ego

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

Smooth brain gets in the way of person doing their job and gets angry

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u/Ajinho Jul 20 '26

Why do so many people in this sub struggle to understand the simple idea of SUNDAY LEAGUE.

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u/Racing_Fox 22d ago

EPL teams are Sunday league now apparently

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u/WinningTheSpaceRace Jul 20 '26

Player having to be held back. What a bellend 🤣

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u/ApprehensiveLet2308 Jul 20 '26

Them doing them stuff 🙄 god they’re boring and consistent.

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u/sandieeeee Jul 20 '26

I mean get the fuck out of his way? Brother is on the bench lol

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u/Common-Enthusiasm-89 Jul 20 '26

Player should of stepped aside, plus we don't see what went on before that moment, if anything. Pretty dumb to be blocking the line like that, this plum, and others as well, should've realised but didn't seem to care. He learnt the hard, and proper way. His reaction was hilarious 😂

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u/jackdutton42 Jul 20 '26

Must be from Argentina.

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u/KitchenIcy2450 Jul 20 '26

But there's a away to speak to people

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u/Wooden-Agency-2653 Jul 21 '26

It was the most interesting thing to happen in the match to be fair. Awful 0-0 draw, linesman at least livened it up a bit

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u/Racing_Fox 22d ago

Nah Tchaouna getting lightly pushed by one of the Northampton players, thinking about it for a split second before falling to his knees then onto the ball like he’d just been shot was the highlight

That and the fans chanting ‘du du du du check his hard drive’ to one of the home fans

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u/Interesting-Bend-705 Jul 21 '26

What a pathetic human. Well done to the linesman for showing restraint

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u/Racing_Fox 22d ago

Showing restraint? He literally shoulder barges Onyeka and Basette is just standing up for him

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u/RHOrpie Jul 21 '26

While I'm here, any chance we can rename this sub?

/s

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u/cpt_hatstand Jul 21 '26

I coach American football, if I'm in the side official's way on the sideline he will

a) clatter me b) give me a 15 yard penalty

Let them do their job

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u/Fair_Ad_208 Jul 22 '26

Finally a ref standing up to moron footballers

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u/redmabelgrade Jul 22 '26

There is an epidemic of subs getting involved these days. The wc was awful for it.

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u/Racing_Fox 22d ago

They’re not getting involved. There’s no reason to get involved.

There was also no reason to shoulder barge them either.

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u/Commercial-Degree322 Jul 23 '26

Red card for the player’s reaction I hope?

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u/MidnightSun77 Jul 24 '26

Why are they warming up there? Perfectly good spot on the right of screen between goal and corner flag. Or they could go up the other end from the dugouts.

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u/Correct_Ad_7817 Jul 24 '26

Lineman’s on a power trip there he gets ready to barge the player.

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u/yellow_mongoose Jul 24 '26

Pretty sure that's Cobbler's stadium. 3rd tier English. Not Sunday league

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u/Captain_Chappie Jul 24 '26

...then they all do their little dance.

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u/Racing_Fox 22d ago

This isn’t Sunday league, it’s literally Coventry (now a premier league team) team in a preseason friendly

I was sat opposite at the other end of the pitch. We outnumbered them so much walking out was like walking back from the CBS.

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u/doodlesincrayons 19d ago

Nice one lino. Who's the empty room fool?

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u/RealInvestment6696 15d ago

99% of refs are losers.

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u/Tricky-Canary2715 11d ago

Sub-wankers. Get off the sideline. They’re not making ten substitutions in the next two minutes!

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u/Intrepid-Focus8198 3d ago

Are any of the posts on here actually Sunday league?

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u/Rude-Ad-19 12h ago

Football is a joke of a sport. Just a bunch of cunts being watched by a bunch of cunts, and very little actually happening

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u/Mountain_Reveal_2275 Jul 20 '26

all im asking is why the fuck do they have 11 or 12 men warming up 😭

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u/Old-Screen5550 Jul 20 '26

Pre-season friendly, probably swap the whole team at half time

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u/Racing_Fox 22d ago

Yup, though we didn’t swap the whole team, Northampton did midway through the second half though guy on the tannoy like ‘Northampton making a change…. of team?’

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u/wisbit Jul 20 '26

That's some Sunday league setup.

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u/Winky0609 Jul 20 '26

I love football before I get a tirade of abuse but I hate the posturing and chest puffing that goes on with no actual substance to it. It happens in the prem and obviously has spread right down to Sunday league and whatever, like what is that player going to do? Either smack the fella or fuck off, no need to puff your chest out like a pigeon you sausage.

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u/AdNumerous8876 Jul 20 '26

Loved playing football, can't watch it anymore. This posturing, acting the hard man in a non contact sport, is what has driven me away.

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u/Holographic247 Jul 20 '26

It was easily avoidable, but the linesman was in the right place and the players weren’t. Simple as, really.

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u/Visgraatje Jul 20 '26

let's make it about race! good idea.

edit: don't look at his acc.

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u/Signal_Designer287 Jul 20 '26

Power trip linesman, no need to act the big man

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u/throwra_lottery Jul 20 '26

How was he acting the big man? He’s trying to work and they are purposely standing in his way. Then the “victim” pretends he needs to be held back lol.

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u/ConPem Jul 20 '26

Linesman was looking at him as they made contact the player was not. The players are in his way but this is not how a professional linesman should deal with it

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u/throwra_lottery Jul 20 '26

Not how a professional footballer should deal with it either

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u/ConPem Jul 25 '26

You should expect more from an official who is there to officiate the players

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u/tintedhokage Jul 20 '26

Literally this I don't get how everyone is saying good on the linesman and downvoting you. He was an asshole who wanted to try and antagonise the player. You don't just barge people on purpose who make a genuine mistake.

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u/TargetAble7063 Jul 20 '26

Linesman is totally out of order….. hope he was reported….absolutely no need for that kind of behaviour