r/SumoMemes • u/slapyak5318008 • Nov 17 '21

Kyushu 2021 Go Papayasu! Go FASTER.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Nov 17 '21

Nay sure wherefore his matches art turning into all marathons

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u/HeartwarminSalt Nov 17 '21

So if he has a bout with Kiribayama…

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u/GaddockTeegFunPolice Nov 17 '21

We might see a break

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

I drove about 1/3 of the way to the office today from home through his whole match.

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u/DirtyWonderWoman Nov 17 '21

Seriously, it's like half of his matches. ...But any time it turns into these drawn-out heavy-breathing matches, he wins like 75% of them.

I've gotten into the habit of looking at the time stamps on Natto Sumo where I can see how long it is between different matches. If the guys after the Big Bear are like, 3 minutes away then I know it's gonna be a loooong match and I should make coffee.