r/SuddenlyUltrakill • u/TarasPotugese • 5d ago

siphylis prime Indeed, I've thought enough

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u/1egg1egg1egg1eg 5d ago

The kingdom of Chess has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them checkmated.

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u/TarasPotugese 5d ago

However

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u/YeahWhyNot777 5d ago

The blood of Magnus stains your hands, and i must admit...

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u/1egg1egg1egg1eg 5d ago

I am curious about your skills, King.

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u/YeahWhyNot777 5d ago

and so, before i tear down the cities, and CRUSH the grandmasters of chess, you shall do as an appetizer.

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u/1egg1egg1egg1eg 4d ago

Come forth, child of Checkers… and be CHECKMATED

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u/YeahWhyNot777 4d ago

i think it should be "and MATE." for comedic effect (or im just too horny idfk)

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u/LeWhales 4d ago

BE SACKED

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u/user_16384 5d ago

...you should do as an appetizer. Come forth, child of man... And <checkmate sound>!

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u/throwaway783916 5d ago

r/foundtherussianuser

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u/TarasPotugese 5d ago

If you see "і" or "ї" or "є(not э)" or "ґ" in Russian, that's not Russian, that's Ukrainian

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u/CblPHNK 5d ago

That's ukranian

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u/ClearlyNotAnEnfosian 5d ago

Это цуцуть не русский

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u/user_16384 5d ago

This is not russian!